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catgirlforeskin:

raimagnolia:

olderthannetfic:

raimagnolia:

driscolii:

Come on founder/king of Athens, aren’t u gonna slay the Bull of Minos or not?


Huh…



Huh…

“Slay”, huh.


this isn’t the ship of Theseus I’m used to hearing about

Looks like Theseus guessed wrong on who’d be getting speared

I finally got time to play Hades again after my hiatus, and one thing really stuck out to me.

Listen, y’all.

I hold the firm belief that since the little chariots meow like cats, then the big chariots must be dogs or horses.

Because for my own sanity and peace of mind, I REFUSE to believe that if I was a legendary hero who died and faded to Elysium…

that there is a chance that I would end up reincarnated as a fucking chariot. 

Imagine being a WARRIOR, a SOLDIER of the ancient empires and passing away gloriously in battle, hoping to reunite with your lover or family in the afterlife, and uhhh

you rock up with those rims and wheels.

That would uhhhhh haha I would be fucking LIVID. 

Anyways that’s what I thought tonight! Big chariots are dogs and horses for my own stability, y’all.

Been thinking about this bab for a while now, don’t ask me how a Greek man & a minotaur. make a. highland calf, they just do-

Original Twitter post: https://mobile.twitter.com/FeralArtChild/status/1421819251405443073

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