#tumblr shenanigans

do i have to scroll through dozens of pages of my art/reblogs in the last 7 years to ask them to review lol

carillonghorn:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

osunism:

tenaflyviper:

rinlockhart:

kingdomheartsddd:

painisthecleanser:

sasukehateblog:

softurl:

adataraxia:

tinydickhaver:

elphabaoftheopera:

unicornfan:

akiraita:

undrjoyed:

analienorsutin:

gunpowderandspark:

turtle-powered:

gunpowderandspark:

thisisdefinitelyacreativename:

gunpowderandspark:

gayantivan:

gunpowderandspark:

We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

• If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
  

or

• It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
  

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

this is a picture of the human brain at the moment of death. tragic and beautiful

Fuck. That is a damngood nomination.

if you close your eyes when the train hits your brain will assume you are dead. Some find this comforting.

We’re getting into the goodones now. This is some classic Tumblr.

Two old favourites:

“Bitch, That’s the Tubby Custard Machine” (http://imgur.com/gallery/IObQF)

and the horse dildo that was passed off as someone’s arm. (http://abakkus.tumblr.com/post/48958415162)

This is rapidly becoming a master post of ignorances and I could not possibly be happier.

Rare blue watermelon

That disease where you get purple eyes, no period, and no body hair

How have we gone this far without anyone mentioning the bird in the chocolate fountain

soap makes water molecules smaller

I nominate the “we are killing the earth” picture of the earth in comparison from 1978 to 2012

the dog with the slice of ham on its face that everyone thought was a gigantic burn scar

“Tequila is the only alcohol thats not a depressant so you can drink as much of it as you like”

that post with the picture of the joker without makeup and people thinking it was a real person and defending him

that photo of voldemort being passed off as an aborted fetus

The two way mirror

“listen here, cumslut.”

I can’t believe you guys forgot someone trying to pass off a picture of the inside of a fig as a microscopic view of the inside of a vagina.

I can’t believe I was on Tumblr for every single one of these posts.

all the links on this post are broken and some arent given so heres a compilation of links for the stupidest things tumblr has believed (i tried to find the og post for most of these but some of them are posts/articles about said posts)

infinite chocolate hack

berensta/ein bears(mandela effect)

mri scan walking dead gif

train gif brain thinks you died

tubby custard machine

horse dildo

moonmelon(and variations)

alexandria’s genisis

bird chocolate fountain og post

soap shrinks water molecules

we are killing the earth

ham on dog

tequila isnt a depressant

earth is lumpy

joker without makeup

voldemort fetus

two way mirror og post

fig vagina

sous-le-saule:

Tumblr really believes people will pay for content when they think hitting the reblog button is already too much. I’m laughing.

evanbukley:

i saved all the gif headers that @jddryder made for me yesterday but the background gifs won’t move anymore after downloading them, not in the preview, not after trying to upload them and i can’t open them in photoshop to change the size or something. 

I know we just discussed this on discord but I´ll reblog for anyone who has problems with it. Tumblr changed their gif format to ”gifv”that is why it´s not saving. Here´s how to save them: 

1. right click and open the headers in a new tab.
2. Check if the url says .gif or gifv
3. If it´s gifv. just delete the v and then save it normally

That should take care of it! 

filmnoirsbian:

this-is-a-name-dont-worry:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

filmnoirsbian:

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don’t want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they’re heading to the funeral, but usually they just don’t want to talk about it and that’s fine. But I always treat the flight like it’s a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that’s never enough, that’s whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a “Seriously??” And that’s my in! Now I can say “Why, what’s your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let’s see it.” And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it’s always super funny, so I laugh, and that’s where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I’m like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you’re going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said “What did the ghost say to the other ghost?” And I said “What?” “Nothing. Ghosts aren’t real.”

I’m literally a flight attendant, offering snacks and drinks is my job

gshsjb

mirkwoodest:

You can file this one under “fun facts that make me feel insane”

tolerateit:

the tumblr holiday checklist aka the only thing that gets me through the year:

• ides of march ✅
• oscars ✅
• april fool’s day ✅
• neil banging out the tunes ✅
• the perfect date (april 25th) ✅
• it’s gonna be may ✅
• met gala ✅
• star wars day
• dashcon
• do you remember (21st september)
• dancing pumpkin day
• mean girls day
• the skeleton war
• november 5th
• please it’s christmas (it’s december 10th)

sour-charity:

nebulous-nebuli:

dzamie:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

schwazombie:

charlesoberonn:

demareth:

noroquian:

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

I apologize.

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

This one?

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

I love how we don’t even need Apollo to be captioned, it’s just “he’s holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it’s Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users”

v-lagopus:

jadedsoggy:

heartologist:

alwerakoo:

[ID: a tweet that reads, “@ everyone who wants to fucking migrate to tumblr, you do realize you’ll get murdered. they’ll kill you. shoot you point blank. they are bastard racoons that are totally down with arson. be careful where you tread. #tumblr #ElonMuskBuyTwitter.” end ID]

reblog if you’re a bastard racoon who is totally down with arson