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argentavis: lmao get drinked sky Not me slowly scrolling hoping it’s a joke

argentavis:

lmao get drinked sky

Not me slowly scrolling hoping it’s a joke


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kingscrown666:

vaspider:

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elwenn-dreaming:

oceaneyes1834:

labelleizzy:

teashoesandhair:

huesera:

polishyourpolish:

foulpetsmusicfriend:

013-jackson:

kylorenshighwaistedpants:

sinningforasrian:

narwhalsarefalling:

oranguin:

hotairballoon221:

pol-yglottin:

hotairballoon221:

languageswithceles:

ichikun:

false-dawn:

redroomballerinas:

slurfucker:

commie-saskia:

languageoclock:

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

watercolorsheep:

catchingjinns:

spirited-simmer:

my-name-is-long:

renaissavce:

roumanian:

english: coconut oil

french::)

english: oh boy

french: oil of the nut of the coco

IM CRYINGNFN

english:ninety-nine

french::)

english: oh no

french:four-twenty-ten-nine

english:potato

french::)

english: oh geez

french: apple of the earth

french:papillon

english::)

french:don’t

english:beurremouche

French: pamplemousse
English: :)
French: pls no
English: raisinfruit

english:squirrel

german::)

english:oh dear

german: oak croissant

english:helicopter

german::)

english: uh oh

german: lifting screwdriver

english: toes

spanish::)

english: no don’t

spanish: fingers of the feet

english: bowl

spanish: :)

english: oh lordy

spanish: deep plate

english: car

polish::)

english: i changed my mind

polish:  that which walks by itself

french:coccinelle

UK english:ladybird!

american english:ladybug

french:weird

dutch::)

french:…what

dutch: the good lord’s little animal

french:…ok

irish, polish and russian: *giggling*

french: …just tell me

irish, polish and russian: GOD’S SMALL COW

English: jellyfish
Japanese: :)
English: what yo got Japan
Japanese: ~*~*o c e a n m o o n*~*~

English: gloves
Dutch: :)
English: omg what now
Dutch: hand shoes

English: porcupine
Dutch: :)
English: … please, no
Dutch: sting pig

JUST KEEPS GETTING BETTER

English: Poppy

Dutch: :)

English: … tell me

Dutch: Clap rose

English: dragon

Finnish: :)

English: for fuck’s sake

Finnish: salmon snake

english: dragon

asl: :D!

english: tell me?

asl: SPICY DINOSAUR

English: nap

Romanian: :)

English: huh?

Romanian: a baby of a sleep

@the-cloud-road

English: Giraffe

Latin: :D

English: what?

Latin: camelopardus!

English: In the middle of nowhere

Slovene: Behind God’s back

Serbian:

Serbian: Where wolves fuck

Polish:

Polish: where dogs bark with their asses

English: somewhere really far and isolated

Italian: :)

English: what now?

Italian: in the ass of the world

Welsh: hiraeth

English: :S

Welsh: …

English: a longing for something or somewhere which no longer exists, to which you can no longer return; the longing for the lost homeland of your ancestors, which you know only through blood and tradition, and will never feel under your feet


English: ladybird

Welsh: :) :) :) :) :) :)

English: look, you literally just made fun of me for my lexical limitations, why are you -

Welsh: little red cow :)

English: aw :)

Welsh: :)

There may be a day I do not reblog this post but today is not that day!!!

English: raisin

English: Come on French, isn’t raisin a word in you vocabulary?

English: French?

French: …

French: DrY gRaPe

English: grape

French: you’re not gonna like it.

English: what?

French: in my defence I was first.

English:What?

French: raisin

In defense of “in the ass of the world” English does have “bumfuck nowhere”

Yeah, I grew up saying we lived in East Nowhere to avoid the curse word.

Rosetta Stone

Also I grew up with “bumfucked Egypt”

We love language tumblr

officialstaff:

nevermoorfan:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

i would buy officially licensed tumblr shoelaces staff really missed out on a golden opportunity with their new merch store

tumblr is a site that, by tradition, you do not discuss using in public, let alone plaster on your body. however the subtlety of shoelaces combined with the comedy of the Bit would make that specific item worth it

@staff@officialstaff

We’re exclusively selling them to the president. If you want them you’ll have to get them the hard way.

Sometimes I forget the tumblr staff are here and this was a stark reminder

derinthescarletpescatarian: cannot-kill-the-sun:derinthescarletpescatarian:meatjacking: 2011 tumblr

derinthescarletpescatarian:

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meatjacking:

2011 tumblr was a fuckig awful experience

I still can’t believe we complained when they changed this.

not pictured: the fact that the like and reblog buttons were at the top of the post

we also complained when they changed that

Oh god I forgot about having to scroll all the way back up and then back down again

Ah yes. The classic


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plaguedoctorwriter:

eregyrn-falls:

prokopetz:

prokopetz:

A brief summary of how user engagement is tracked on Tumblr, for the newcomer:

  • When you like or reblog a post, that counts as user engagement for the person you liked or reblogged from, and shows up in their notifications.
     
  • If the person you liked or reblogged a post from wasn’t the original poster (i.e., you’re liking or reblogging a reblog), it also counts as user engagement for the original poster, and shows up in their notifications as well.
     
  • This means that user engagement from your likes and reblogs can potential accrue to two different people, the original poster and the person you liked or reblogged from.
     
  • Consequently, you cannot “steal” user engagement from someone by reblogging their post.
     
  • This is one of the very few areas where Tumblr is actually functions more reasonably than other social media platforms.
     
  • Note that this is only true if you use Tumblr’s built-in reblogging function. If you save someone else’s content to your local device and append it to a new post, you effectively become the original poster from that point on.
     
  • This means that on Tumblr, “reblogging” and “reposting” are two different things; if you see someone complaining about “reposting”, this is not the same as reblogging.
     
  • Commenting when reblogging does not affect any of this – unlike, say, Twitter, where quote-retweeting causes user engagement to accrue to the quote-retweet and not to the original tweet – and you can and should do so freely.
     
  • However, every Tumblr user can see who exactly you reblogged a post from, which functions as a soft disincentive against making inane comments; if you make a dumb comment on a reblog, people who see your reblog may “back up” one step in the reblog chain to reblog a version of the post without your comment.
     
  • Nobody understands tags, and there’s a fair amount of evidence that how tags work changes periodically and without warning.
     
  • Tags are a divine mystery.

(For those going “how is this not obvious”, it’s about prior expectations, bro. On many major social media platforms, using the built-in sharing tools does divert user engagement from the original post. For example, as noted above, quote-retweeting on Twitter causes likes to accrue to the quote-retweet instead of the original tweet. This is because Twitter is hostile to human life.)

It’s really good for stuff like this to go around every once in a while!  Strange as it may seem, people may in fact migrate here from Twitter or Instagram, where this stuff works differently and where there are different expectations of engagement.

DON’T FORGET - *most* Tumblr users DO NOT MIND if you engage with their OLD posts!  (Apparently on Instagram they do? this baffles me.) 

Many also don’t mind if you “spam” their notifications with a bunch of likes or reblogs in a row.  

Tumblr has a rich culture of Very Old Posts continuing to make the reblog rounds, and people become fond of them.

Also, unlike Twitter, you can reblog the same post multiple times.  Heck, you can reblog the same post every hour on the hour for days. (Please don’t.)  But you do see a lot of “oh this came across my dash again, must reblog” with posts users are fond of.  This is fine.

Tags ARE a divine mystery.  People use the tags both for organization (inasmuch as this works, sometimes), and for added commentary.  Commentary added to the tags will generally be seen by those who follow that person and see their reblog on their dash; but the OP and whoever they reblogged it from can also see the tags in the notifications. 

So again – you can use the tags for commentary, and many people do. But people WILL see it.  It just won’t “stick” with the post… necessarily.  Tumblr also has a culture of people seeing some tags they think are relevant or clever, and reblogging a post with someone else’s tags included.  So bear that in mind as well – something you put in the tags could get “pulled up” into a reblog chain by someone else, and this is generally seen as fine.

As a noob me self, nice!

How to Tumblr

toothlesshat:

Live slug reaction and it’s me boy I’m the ps5 are so fucking funny because they became tumblr favorites in literal hours and the posts hadn’t even gotten to every blog yet imagine going to sleep thinking you’re used to tumblr’s bullshit then waking up to everyone slapping some nasty ass slug on pictures of gay people like ok guess we’re doing this now

This is exactly what happened

strawberry-crocodile:

My favorite thing about Live Slug Reaction is that I’ve seen no consensus on whether the slug is gay or homophobic

o-winterqueen-o:

i love it when tumblr’s own home grown memes end up trending it gives this webbed site such wholesome and cozy vibes. like a cursed farmer’s market from eeby deeby peddling fresh horse plinko, twilight renaissance, ps5, and our newest cultivar: live slug reaction. not to mention all the lovely crossbreeds springing up.

It’s too early in the morning for me to decipher this

mwagneto:

none of these words are in the bible

As usual I wake up to absolute wild shit

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Girl’s are amazing

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

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There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

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now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH
24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule

7/9/16 - 8:32 pm

Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.

Literally no notes


I liked it one note pops up

What the everloving fuck


23/11/2017

5:44pm

Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD

29/11/17

No notes

One note popped up

22/12/2017

07:46 AM

whoa

… there’s…. there’s no notes….

Well I ain’t about to pass this up!

11/01/2018 5:06pm

Oh hey look at you

How goes it me from the other side. Boy are you in for a treat

4/03/2022 8.30pm

A wild time since this

kedreeva:

I went ahead and signed up for the “ad-free browsing” Tumblr now offers and I’m happy to know others are too, and I want to say that I’ve seen a lot of people angry that Tumblr is trying to get people to “pay” to get rid of ads and like okay, yeah. Paying the amount gets rid of the ads, and Tumblr’s intent here is to have you pay them money and they will not show you the ads that would be making them the money you’re now paying them, because that’s how ads on websites work, and have always worked. the money has to come from somewhere, and if it’s not ads, it’s users. or both.

but also like.

I’ve never had the ability to just give Tumblr money. It’s never been an option available to me.

I can’t really speak for anyone else, but I do often have some spare money, and I often use that money to donate to things that I like that have made my life more bearable. I set aside money each year for my monthly donations to AO3. I donate to wikipedia when they ask. I “buy gems” on flight rising at least once a year. Stuff like that. And even the last one, I do that once a year not because I want the gems (it’s nice to get them) but because I use the site often and it improves my life and I want it to keep running. I donate to things I am able to use for free because they mean something to me. Because I want them to stay, and I understand that it’s not their fault it takes money to run things.

I’ve never had that option here. I’ve never been able to donate directly to Tumblr to say “here’s $20 to keep the lights on, thanks for giving me a place to call home.” I’ve never been able to speak to Tumblr with my money.

And yes, it’s a hellsite (affectionate and derogatory) and yes they do things that drive me up a wall sometimes, and they’re not even close to perfect. They fuck up plenty.

But… it’s ours. This space is mine, it’s where my friends are, it’s where I come to unwind, it is full of some of the most amazing folks I’ve had the pleasure of interacting with. It contains so much fandom history at this point. And it’s not tracking us and it’s not making us use real names and there’s no viewing someone’s follower count, no one gets merit for anything, posts blowing up is chaotic at best. There is no other site like that, not really, and certainly not one so easy to use that’s already so full of people. Tumblr is one of the last bastions of wilderness on the internet, and I spend literal hours on here making stuff and talking to people and looking at stuff other people made.

And regardless of what Tumblr is or isn’t, what they have done or not done or fucked up… Tumblr isn’t just @staff. Tumblr, for me, is all of you, shitposting and meme posting and passionately science-ing and informing everyone about current events and showing off pictures of animals that make my day a little brighter. And without Tumblr as the platform to do all of this on, I would have to go someplace worse. Like Twitter. I don’t want to go to Twitter.

So… in my eyes, I’m not paying $40 to get rid of ads. I mean, yeah okay that’s happening as well, and it’s a nice bonus, but it’s not why I’m doing it, because I already get rid of ads for free.

But I AM giving Tumblr a $40 donation as a thank you for 10+ years of free service, the friends I have made along the way, the experiences I’ve earned here, the people I get to interact with, the sometimes functional website, the thousands of my posts they archive and host, and in the hopes it will stick around to continue to do all of that and more.

It doesn’t have to be worth it to you, but it’s worth it to me.

I think this is the most reasonable take I’ve heard about anything in a while

hipchoice:

soooo today i learned that back in the early 90s, coca cola tried making this thing called “ok soda” as a marketing stunt to beat out pepsi since they had way more of a hold on the “younger/rebellious” generation at the time, and their way of doing that was naming it “ok soda” so that they could copyright the word “ok”, the most popular word in the world, and at the same time brand it as an…ironic soda??? like the whole thing with it was that they tried to brand ok soda as a counterculture soda but instead of making it about typical 90s RADICAL EXTREME!!! fodder the theme of it was uh. unsettlingcapitalist brutalist dystopia. instead of being bright and colorful the color scheme was only stark whites, grays and reds and the cans looked like this. bold shapes and labels stating ominous, robotic things with a figure always staring dead into you on the front, no coca cola branding on it at all.

sometimes there would be “prize cans” of this stuff where instead of having soda inside it there would be hats. and they didn’t sell this option in boxes by the way they just put prize cans in random vending machines. and put like 25 cents in it so hey. you could get an actual soda that isn’t just hats. maybe.

did i mention that this soda also had a fucking MANIFESTO??? because yeah it sure had that printed on some cans and it goes as follows

and there’s these things called “coincidences”, which… yeah it doesn’t make it sound any less ominous

and you might be wondering how the soda itself tastes like does it taste good? ok? well apparently it was just a regular “citric” tasting soda but somehow they fucked it up so bad that it was compared to “carbonated tree sap”, and instead of trying to make the drink taste better they included that it tasted like shit, INTO THE ADVERTISING SCHEME ITSELF. they would literally advertise that it tasted like ass as a part of the ironic marketing, no i am not kidding.

but if you thought that’s where it ended there’s one more curveball and without any exaggeration, you will not expect what i am about to tell you.

take a look at this guy.

this guy is the “face” of ok soda, as in he was printed on the most cans and technically served as a mascot of sorts for the entire thing. his face was a major part of the branding, and this design for the cans was one of if not the most common.

okay. cool. no issue there right?

take a guess on who this guy is based off of.

the artist’s coworker? a generic guy? the artist himself? a relative? some random reference model they hired?

CHARLES MANSON. YES, THIS IS REAL. MEANING FOR A BRIEF MOMENT IN TIME, CHARLES MANSON’S FACE WAS USED AS A MEANS TO SELL COCA COLA.

the lead artist himself has even come forward to say this is the case. and now you may be asking wait. how’d he do this? how’d he possibly get away with this, years after the crimes had been committed?

well according to him, it was simple. apparently none of the contracts he signed said anything against putting a mass murderer on the can. so. there’s THAT.

unfortunately or fortunately depending on how you look at it, ok soda never really caught on since *surprise surprise!* teens really don’t want to buy soda that looks like a brutalist art museum, and it never had a wide release so it was only a thing for like two years between 1993 and 1995. but from what i’ve heard there’s still people who are giving this soda a small modern following, collecting all the cans and merchandise and even coming up with stand in recipes for the soda formula itself.

so yeah! that was ok soda.

what the fuck

There’s things you learn on this site that just stay with you. You know?

thesaltofcarthage:

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i made a comic in google slides for some ungodly reason

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the long-awaited sequel, Untitled #2

Untitled #3 explores the formulaic entertainment mass-produced by the pawns of capitalism. Or I just wanted to say ass. One of the two.

Untitled #4: the plot thiccens. also there’s a plot apparently

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Untitled #5. This whole comic is 23 strips long, and I’ll be doing daily uploads until it’s all posted. Thanks for the great response y’all.

Untitled #6. Okay so firstly, HOLY FUCK Y’ALL. I did NOT expect this comic to get notes, let alone fanart. The most recent strip will always be linked at the bottom of my pinned post, so you can check there to see if you’re caught up.

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Untitled #7. Not much to say here. I hope you’re having a good day!

Untitled #8. The true plot begins.

Untitled #9. The Creator can possess Red because I, like Red, have a phenomenal ass. That’s it. It’s not that deep.

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Untitled #10. *slaps roof of blue square* this bad boy can fit so much fucking existential despair

Untitled #11. Bet you didn’t expect the ass jokes comic to come to this now did you

Untitled #12. Red is fucking pissed at me. sorry buddy

Untitled #13. I indeed cannot have a comic without characters. Well played, Red.

Untitled #14. Red has his priorities straight.

Untitled #15. It would be funny if this were the last strip but I promise it isn’t. I put too much effort into the end of the comic to stop it now.

Untitled #16. Nice try, Red. Nice try.

Untitled #17. The paradox of omnipotence perpetually vexes me :(

Untitled #18. Let’s not have any ambiguity: Red’s dead. Hey, that rhymes! Neat!

Untitled #19. While strip 18 coincidentally didfall on April Fool’s, it wasn’t a prank. This comic has two characters now. Remember when this comic was about ass jokes?

Untitled #20. Three more strips to go. Holy shit.

Untitled #21. ass haha

Untitled #22. What am I going to do? Who knows… Find out tomorrow at roughly 8:30 AM EST!

Untitled #23.

Probably the happiest ending this comic could have had

World Heritage Post

I can’t believe you made me cry over a fucking red square.

AGAIN. 

Well. Time well spent.

For you and me both.

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I would marry this man

guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes

When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”

It’s showing -1 notes

i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me

I liked it and it said ‘1 note’

tf is this crap?

1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE

ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF????? 

legendary

What the fuck

YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!

WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((

IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!

This is the first thing I saw on my dash

I’m shook

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY

WTF-

SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY

1 note WTF.

@foolishly-snowy

3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.

THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????

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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…

But it is not today

World Heritage Post

Jfc this started cute and ended in a ditch. I hope the guy got his camera

thedeliverygod:

pmseymourva:

froginakettle:

pullupnexttothefire:

dashbork:

time-traveling-fetus:

namen-omatter:

aceofsquiddles:

crumplelush:

unnonexistence:

ranger-truth:

heartsdesire456:

rosescentimental:

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

I used to think this post was stupid because most people like both sides of the bed free but then I realized some psychopaths put their bed like this so not even the headboard is against a wall and this post is about these animals.

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

Okay, but how is this

I’m at a loss for words

This was the bed of Thomas Jefferson. 

STay out of my study unless you intend to have sex with me

BACK UP, YOU CANT JUST CHANGE THE SUBJECT TO THOMAS’ FUNKY BED SET UP AFTER JUST LOSS-ING TUMBLR LIKE THAT

apparently I have a couple bed purely because it makes more room for my bookshelves oops.

Y’all really parkoured around that loss ref huh…

sociallyawkwardrevolution:

tumblr trying to do a reset or something because all the trending is art and poetry and aesthetic stuff then there’s supernatural still at #3 because we mustn’t forget where we are

Honestly was wondering wtf was up with that. Everything was relatively neutral generic stuff, fanart made it but like still v noncommittal.. and then the final trending topic was SPN and I was like “ah. There you are my sweet gremlin child”

thefoxconfessor:

ohyeah:

Reblog this to prove your blog was made before the February 2022 tumblr resurgence

Let’s see how this ages….

Someday, someone with no knowledge of Tumblr history is going to innocuously buy a Hatsune Miku binder. Maybe because they think the design is cute or they like Miku but. If this happens. Please shut the fuck up. Do not tell them. Let this hypothetical person have their peace.

nbsilvally:

Tumblr Litmus Test

A test if you recognize this image based if you were on tumblr at the time

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