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( * & . — GREY’S ANATOMY SENTENCE STARTERS .

_{‘ what was i to you ? the girl you screwed to get over being screwed ? ’}
_{‘ you were like coming up for fresh air . it’s like i was drowning and you saved me . that’s all i know . ’}
_{‘ am i ? …dead? ’}
_{‘ i’m glad you’re being strong about this . i know how hard this is , i know how bad you feel . ’}
_{‘ not everybody has to be happy all the time . that’s not mental health , that’s crap . ’}
_{‘ it’s not a screw up , it’s a miracle . ’}
_{‘ please don’t cry on my ass . ’}
_{‘ what do you need , an “ i love you ” or something ? i love you . call me when you get there . ’}
_{‘ oh ,yay! someone’s hurt . ’}
_{‘ pick me . choose me . love me . ’}
_{‘ i’m just not ready to forgive you yet . ’}
_{‘ go on , just get it all out . all the tears . ’}
_{‘ i intend to fight like a girl . i’ll let them kill each other and then i’ll be the last one standing . ’}
_{‘ well , isn’t this cozy ? can i join or are you not into threesomes ? ’}
_{‘ if i went missing , would anyone notice i was gone ? ’}
_{‘ that is rude and unkind and completely true . ’}
_{‘ so , i’m bisexual . so what ? it’s called lgbtq for a reason . there’s a b in there and it doesn’t mean badass . okay , it does , but it also means bi . ’}
_{‘ can you go have sex with him and make him be nicer ? ’}
_{‘ i don’t know what i am , but i know that i am not happy . ’}
_{‘ it’s okay … to be tired , right ? ’}
_{‘ i don’t know who i am anymore . not someone i ever thought i’d be . ’}
_{‘ i believe , if you were dead , the world would be a better place . ’}
_{‘ don’t let what they want eclipse what you need . ’}
_{‘ he is not the sun. you are . ’}
_{‘ he can go suck it ! i am the sun . ’}
_{‘ did he visit “ ladytown ” ? because i find if they don’t go down to “ ladytown ” the first time … there should be no next time . ’}
_{‘ i need more liquor , i’m not ready . ’}
_{‘ uh , this bottle is empty, are there more ? bottles ? ’}
_{‘ i’m all alone and i have nothing and no one wants me . ’}
_{‘ let’s do it . let’s make a baby , right now . ’}
_{‘ is it true ? did you punch a homophobe ? ooh , unexpected . high five ! ’}
_{‘ we’re adults . when did this happen ? and how do we make it stop ? ’}
_{‘ you think i’m broken ? fix me . cause i’m no quitter . ’}
_{‘ i’m not happy and bubbly . i’m dark and cloudy . ’}
_{‘ you never think the last time’s going to be the last time . you think there will be more . you think you have forever , but you don’t . ’}
_{‘ no one is leaving and no one is dying . ’}
_{‘ everyone is leaving and everyone is dying . ’}
_{‘ the words that you said were “ lets take this bitch down . ” ’}
_{‘ that was the tequila talking . ’}
_{‘ the only way to fail is not to fight so you fight until you can’t fight anymore . ’}
_{‘ from now on , you can expect that i’m gonna show up . even if i yell , even if you yell . i’m always gonna show up , okay ? ’}
_{‘ it’s not true … it’s not true . he takes the truth but he twists it and changes it to fit his own story . ’}
_{‘ you’re my person . if i murdered someone , you’re the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor . ’}
_{‘ you are my favorite person on the planet and if we are meant to be more in this lifetime it can’t start with you cheating . ’}
_{‘ are you plotting a murder ? a nuclear attack ? it’s fine , i’ll get on board , i’m sure you have a good reason . but just , let me know . ’}
_{‘ you’ve said that word so many times today it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore . ’}
_{‘ who here feels like they have no idea what they’re doing ? ’}
_{‘ too many people have seen me naked already . i’d like to keep whatever dignity i have left . ’}
_{‘ we screw boys like whores on tequila . ’}
_{‘ i want another chance . i’m so in love with you . ’}
_{‘ i know you have a boyfriend . i’m saying you could have a husband . ’}
_{‘ your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there . if i were you , i’d walk around naked all the time . ’}
_{‘ i believe that in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary , we’ll all be okay . ’}
_{‘ your choice , it’s simple: them or me ? i’m sure they’re really great , but i love you . ’}
_{‘ i get it , okay ? i get it ! you’ll be okay , you’ll be fine , but what about me ? so don’t do it for yourself , do it for me ! ’}
_{‘ i’ll never be able to forgive you for making me love you . ’}
_{‘ when your life is sucking you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men . it’s your thing or whatever. i find it charming . ’}

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@littlelovelymemes

Mon, 12 Nov 2018 21:29:59

( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .

_{‘ and then i remembered… i’m a naughty bitch . ’}
_{‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’}
_{‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’}
_{‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’}
_{‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’}
_{‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’}
_{‘ i came to apologize. there … i did it . i apologized . ’}
_{‘ i could kill them right now and , you know, that would be easy . ’}
_{‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’}
_{‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time. no , that sounds stupid. a different clock land . ’}
_{‘ i don’t know how to tell you this, but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’}
_{‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’}
_{‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’}
_{‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’}
_{‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’}
_{‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’}
_{‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’}
_{‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’}
_{‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’}
_{‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’}
_{‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’}
_{‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything. ’}
_{‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’}
_{‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’}
_{‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’}
_{‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’}
_{‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive. totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’}
_{‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’}
_{‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’}
_{‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’}
_{‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog. ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’}
_{‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’}
_{‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’}
_{‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’}
_{‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’}
_{‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’}
_{‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’}
_{‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’}
_{‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’}
_{‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’}
_{‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’}
_{‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’}
_{‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’}
_{‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’}
_{‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’}
_{‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’}
_{‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’}
_{‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’}
_{‘ you need to ghost her . disappear. block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’}
_{‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’}
_{‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’}

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@littlelovelymemes

Mon, 05 Nov 2018 02:34:54

( * & . — THE HAUNTING OF HILL HOUSE SENTENCE STARTERS

_{* warning : may contain spoilers for episodes one through ten .}

‘ if you were me , you wouldn’t be such a fucking asshole . ’
‘ the world out there has teeth and it is hungry and it is stupid and it eats and eats mindlessly . ’
‘ you listen to your gut. even if it makes them hate you . ’
‘ i am a dream and so are you and so are we . ’
‘ you are a looker , aren’t you ? ’
‘ honey , someone’s in the house . ’
‘ i’m dreaming , right ? ’
‘ i just need a little time away . it’s nothing more than that . ’
‘ you’re saying it was an accident , so you accidentally put your hand through a mirror ? ’
‘ i’m scared. that’s all i am . there is nothing else . i’m only scared . ’
‘ do you think there’s something wrong with me ? like , really wrong ? ’
‘ it’s alright , sugar . it’s just a dream — just a screaming meemie. ’
‘ we yield to it or we fight it , but we cannot meet it halfway . ’
‘ i seldom am well behaved . ’
‘ i enjoyed the conversation, but i’m gonna say goodnight . ’
‘ did you just punch me in the boob ? ’
‘ just enjoy me . i’m loving you . ’
‘ i wouldn’t have changed a thing . i need you to know that . ’
‘ forgiveness is warm like a tear on a cheek . ’
‘ i loved you completely and you loved me the same . ’
‘ that’s all . the rest is confetti . ’
‘ forgive a girl for being lonely . ’
‘ there’s nothing sadder than a cold bed . ’
‘ journey’s end when lovers meet . ’
‘ journeys don’t end , not if you love someone . they don’t end at all . ’
‘ probably best you didn’t say anything to them . ’
‘ i’m asking you to love me hard for the next few minutes . ’
‘ i’m gonna jump and i’m asking you to hold my hand while i’m falling . ’
‘ i have something that i have to tell you, but i need you to remember when i do that i love you . ’
‘ i wish i would’ve loved you better . ’
‘ pandas don’t like macaroni . ’
‘ i’m just floating in this ocean of nothing and i wonder if this is it , this is what death is . ’
‘ i wonder if this is what death is , just out there in the darkness , just darkness and numbness and alone . ’
‘ i wondered if that’s what they felt , just numb and nothing and alone . ’
‘ he was a light in the darkness . he was a life preserver in the ocean . ’
‘ i reached for him because i had to feel something . i had to feel anything . ’
‘ god , i’m so glad i did it though . thank god it worked . ’
‘ i felt scared . so fucking scared . ’
‘ honestly i had to do it because it felt better than feeling nothing . ’
‘ that thorough fucking shame was so much better than that horrible empty feeling . ’
‘ you have to live . ’
‘ i don’t — i don’t know how to do this without you . ’
‘ i learned a secret : there is no without . i am not gone . i am scattered into so many pieces , sprinkled on your life like new snow . ’
‘ when we die , we turn into stories and every time someone tells one of those stories it’s like we’re still here . ’
‘ we’re all stories in the end . ’
‘ you’re supposed to protect me , but you say the meanest things to me when i try to tell you things . ’
‘ that was really wild stuff . ’
‘ that was really wild stuff considering you were asleep for, what, like… ninety-nine percent of it ? ’
‘ i’m sorry . i should have made more of an effort with you . ’
‘ you tried the best that you could . i should’ve met you halfway . ’
‘ people fuck up . i guess you don’t get that — you really don’t get it until you fuck up . really fuck up . ’
‘ i felt… nothing . just nothing . and it spread everywhere in me , this nothing , until i couldn’t feel anything anymore . i was just this dark , empty black hole . ’
‘ i felt nothing and so i drank and i drank and nothing worked . i couldn’t feel anything . ’

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@littlelovelymemes

Sat, 27 Oct 2018 18:53:50

( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( SEASON ONE ) SENTENCE STARTERS .

* starters from the lifetime & netflix series ‘ you ’ , based on a novel by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing.

‘ you’re a drug . you are worse than pills . ’
‘ i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ you don’t love me . you never loved me . it was a lie . it was all a lie . ’
‘ if he came anywhere close to making you cum , you would’ve made a broadway show out of it . but you didn’t , cause he didn’t . ’
‘ you fall for the wrong men . you let them in . you let them hurt you . ’
‘ hey , uh , can you help me open a couple of bottles ? i have butterfingers ‘cause earlier i was touching butter . ’
‘ well , that was a mistake… never again . ever . ’
‘ i’m glad we met . i’m glad we’re friends ? ’
‘ friends ? for the love of christ … ’
‘ they say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed . ’
‘ it’s okay . i have a pretty bland face . ’
‘ you are insane to move in with her this quickly . you barely know her . ’
‘ you love who you love and love tells you what to do , easy - peasy . ’
‘ i think only an idiot tries what you just pulled . ’
‘ uh , who the fuck is this ? ’
‘ why would i want to kill him ? who wants to kill people ? ’
‘ i’ve seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting into jams like this . ’
‘ from every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body , your heart , you learned you didn’t have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince . ’
‘ you surrounded yourself with the girls you always resented , hoping to share their power , and hating yourself . ’
‘ stay away from them , because if you don’t , i’ll grab a steak knife and i’ll cut those little freak eyes out . ’
‘ hey stranger . you drool in your sleep . so cute . ’
‘ at the end of the day , people really are disappointing , aren’t they ? ’
‘ do you think i’m unremarkable ? ’
‘ unremarkable people don’t worry about being unremarkable . ’
‘ you sound apologetic , like you’re embarrassed to be a good girl . ’
‘ in the end , you couldn’t love me . i feel at peace with that now because i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
‘ how can self - respecting women tolerate this crap ? ’
‘ sometimes i swear i’m the only real feminist you know . ’
‘ turns out , it is like the movies . the second it’s over , all you can remember is the stuff that made you fall in love . blazing through your mind , this rom - com montage made of the sweetest poison . ’
‘ it’s a miracle love ever happens , if it’s not a myth . ’
‘ if the zombies come , this is where i’m hiding . ’
‘ it scares me to love someone so completely and not have them love you back . ’
‘ i’m only going to ask this once and i need the truth . are you… or were you ever fucking them ? answer me . ’
‘ everything i have done, i have done for you . even this . ’
‘ grown - ups are assholes . ’
‘ he didn’t ever get her something that nice and she finally let him do anal . ’
‘ some guys are assholes and you just have to realize that . ’
‘ he tried to finger bang me at the bar . ’
‘ he is nothing . he is trash . ’
‘ you’re the one who told me to keep reminding you that he’s a bastard . ’
‘ the most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless . ’
‘ runner’s high is better than sex . and for some it may last longer . ’
‘ i’m starting to think i’m some kind of magnet for dudes with serious issues . ’
‘ are you not wearing a bra ? and you want me to notice . ’
‘ male energy in my healing space just … isn’t optimal . ’
‘ why do men think disembodied members equal foreplay ? you know , they’re not aesthetically pleasing . ’
‘ it’s exhausting being your friend ! ’
‘ if that’s the case i should warn you i have the facial thing where i can’t hide what i’m thinking . ’
‘ how the hell am i supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re really gone ? ’
‘ find that brilliant badass inside of you and believe in her . i know i do . ’
‘ some people have a hard time letting love in . some people are built for love . some people… some people are searching , searching for someone who can love them in the way that they deserve . ’
‘ it’s a horrible feeling to know things have gone wrong and there’s nothing you can do to change it . ’
‘ i love you too , creeper . ’
‘ why’re you so sad ? you’re just so sad . ’
‘ sometimes i could swear i’ve known you forever . ’
‘ britney got through 2007 though , right ? ’
‘ i don’t know who i am . so how am i supposed to know what i want ? ’

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@littlelovelymemes

Sat, 12 Jan 2019 01:09:36

( * & . A MILLION LITTLE THINGS / SENTENCE STARTERS .

‘ you might not have been able to save them , but you sure as hell saved me . ’
‘ you are not the best part of my life … you are my life . ’
‘ delicious , delicious . that man is delicious . ’
‘ he’s like a chocolate george clooney with a caramel gosling center . ’
‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’
‘ i know this sounds crazy , but that is not the worst thing that ever happened to me . ’
‘ i’m happier than i’ve ever been and i’m not playing by the rules anymore . ’
‘ it’s perfectly normal to change your shirt fifteen times before going to play video games . ’
‘ you say everything happens for a reason . i can’t find a reason for this . ’
‘ it absolutely kills me that i wasn’t there for you . ’
‘ that was one time . and i’m sober now . ’
‘ happy birthweek is not a thing . ’
‘ i truly believe everything happens for a reason . the challenge in life is to find that reason . ’
‘ it’s not that i don’t want to live . i just don’t want to live like this . ’
‘ i dare you to go steal her mic and sing ‘ ( insert song here ) ’ . your version , wrong lyrics and all . ’
‘ i have so many feelings that i can’t process because i’m too ashamed to admit that i have them . ’
‘ when i first met you , you said what you needed was a time machine . where would you go if you had one ? ’
‘ sometimes i get really sad for no reason . actually , a lot of times . ’
‘ i tried . i tried to be the man you taught me to be . i tried not to ask for help . ’
‘ you’re allowed to be angry . you’re allowed to feel whatever it is that you feel . ’
‘ i can’t do this . i can’t hurt you . ’
‘ if you’re in there , can you just knock three times please , so that i know that you’re still alive ? ’
‘ listen , i’m sorry . i tried . i can’t not care . ’
‘ not that you need my permission , but you deserve to be happy . ’
‘ you’re right , i don’t know what i’m talking about . ’
‘ i always thought the next apartment i would rent would be for us . ’
‘ i have seen porn flicks with more plot twists than your love life . ’
‘ maybe you should stop taking shots at me and get them back. or is it your plan to stand there and do nothing and lose them forever ? ’
‘ you’re always so fast to assume that it’s my fault , but guess what ? you don’t know ! ’
‘ you know what life is really about ? friendship . you and me . right here . yeah , us . that’s what it’s about . ’
‘ of course i’m scared . i thought you of all people could understand that . ’
‘ dare me to do anything and make it really hard . ’
‘ i was here , dammit, until i wasn’t . ’
‘ you can’t worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today . be here . ’
‘ it’s got to be the hardest thing i did in my life . ’
‘ sometimes you can’t do the fun thing – the thing that makes you happy . you have to do the right thing . ’
‘ whatever we did , whatever happened , we also created a life . ’
‘ how can something so small cause so much pain ?! ’
‘ the thing is i don’t have time to be angry because i have to use up all of my energy to make sure that he is okay . ’
‘ you’re not the boss of you anymore . ’
‘ slight problem . he found the pregnancy test . ’
‘ just because you’re scared , doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it . ’
‘ there’s nothing you can say to change the fact that i love you . ’
‘ this is your baby . it’s just , it’s too much . we hurt too many people . ’
‘ it’s bad enough you wrecked your marriage but don’t try to wreck mine . ’
‘ you may think you have a bulletproof relationship , but so did i . ’
‘ wow , i don’t want you to take this the wrong way , but i really wish you hadn’t met me . ’
‘ you don’t get it . i know you think i’m distant . i am just trying to survive . ’
‘ there’s a history of ‘ we don’t talk about that ’ in my family . ’
‘ as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ’

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@littlelovelymemes

Sun, 09 Dec 2018 02:03:24

( * & . — WILL & GRACE SENTENCE STARTERS .

‘ because that’s the way the story of the gay guy and the straight girl is always told , isn’t it ? he broke her heart . poor her . but you were just being you . ’
‘ bury it deep inside you and just cry in the shower like a normal person . ’
‘ can i take you to my therapist ? because he thinks i’m making you up . ’
‘ halloween just happens to be the one day out of the year that makes the other 364 days bearable . ’
‘ he doesn’t like madonna . ’
‘ hey , we could go out and have life experiences of our own then get together later and discuss them . you know , like the people on tv do . ’
‘ i don’t want to be an adult anymore . it’s very hard ! ’
‘ i get it , universe. i’m garbage . ’
‘ i hate it when bad guys are handsome . it’s like scar in lion king . ’
‘ i just want somebody who gets me . somebody who’s comfortable in my world and makes me laugh and occasionally brings me flowers . and… somebody who likes kittens . and the hardcore bondage scene . ’
‘ i knew you could either be a guy i dated for awhile or be a friend for life , but not both . ’
‘ i know you can’t turn someone gay , you can only make them wish they were . ’
‘ i know you heard all that . so come on out , laugh in my face . ’
‘ i need you to have my back and agree with everything i say . it’s your one job . ’
‘ i was distracted because your shirt has been open all night . ’
‘ if i was better at thinking of devastating things in the moment i would destroy you right now ! but they always come out ten minutes too late . ’
‘ if we’re not with anybody when we’re old , let’s meet in the middle of the brooklyn bridge you and me , and have somebody push us off . ’
‘ i’m a lady , assface. ’
‘ i’m going to take the high road . and not just because i’m high . ’
‘ i’m sorry i said that… you’re in love with me . i know that’s not true . ’
‘ i’ve always said that if your genitals are on the outside , you’re hiding something on the inside . ’
‘ i’ve kissed her more times than i can count and every single time i felt something . ’
‘ let me get out my umbrella . sounds like the forecast calls for hurtful comments . ’
‘ look at me , i’m a freakin’ bombshell . ’
‘ look at you , you little hottie . ’
‘ most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel human emotion . they’re weak . ’
‘ my constant fear of death has infused my lovemaking with a sense of panic that has really upped my game . ’
‘ no heterosexual man has ever sat this way . ’
‘ oh ,look! my ride’s here and it’s a huff ! believe i’ll leave in it . ’
‘ oh my god , i hate myself . wait a minute , why go there ? it’s negative . i hate him. ’
‘ oh , honey. i’ve got a fake laugh with your name all over it . ’
‘ okay , shush, i’m talking . ’
‘ once i’ve taken my bra off it’s all over . no way i’m strapping that thing back on again . ’
‘ one of the good things about being single is you learn how to get through a crisis alone . ’
‘ people die . i might die . even worse , i might get old . ’
‘ psst . i’d like you to eat me . ’
‘ really , when i give you advice i’m just talking out of my ass . ’
‘ sorry i’m late . but i got here as soon as i wanted to . ’
‘ talk to the boob . ’
‘ the point is , this place can’t fix you – because you’re not broken . ’
‘ they’re young and hot , we’re old and not . nothing else matters . ’
‘ wait a minute, what’s wrong ? wine, tissues, charcoal facial masks … all we need is a box of donuts and it’s a comfort kit . ’
‘ we are not having a threeway again . ’
‘ we can sit in the back row and every time straight people kiss , we hiss . ’
‘ what is the problem ? it was just a kiss . ’
‘ which lever do i pull to be crushed by a safe ? ’
‘ why does anyone go to any doctor ? fear and pills . ’
‘ why is flaky such a bad quality in a date, but such a good quality in a crust ? ’
‘ you are exactly who you’re supposed to be . ’
‘ you brought liquor into a movie theater ? that’s so classy . ’
‘ you can’t trust people you met on the internet . i went on a date with this guy i met online and he seemed really nice . but at the end of the evening ? i stole $200 from his wallet . ’
‘ you don’t understand , it was a really good kiss . ’
‘ you just kinda split yourself into two people to get through it . the person it happened to and the one who gets through the day . ’
‘ you’re a tigress! girl, you sure know how to put a smile in a lady’s pants . ’
‘ you’re an awful human being . and i’ll always be here for you . ’
‘ you’re honest , you’ve got no agenda , you’re not manipulative … it’s like you’re talking in code . ’
‘ you’ve never felt too gross for sex ? ’

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@littlelovelymemes

Mon, 19 Nov 2018 10:21:03