#indie starters
( * & . — GREY’S ANATOMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ what was i to you ? the girl you screwed to get over being screwed ? ’
- ‘ you were like coming up for fresh air . it’s like i was drowning and you saved me . that’s all i know . ’
- ‘ am i ? …dead? ’
- ‘ i’m glad you’re being strong about this . i know how hard this is , i know how bad you feel . ’
- ‘ not everybody has to be happy all the time . that’s not mental health , that’s crap . ’
- ‘ it’s not a screw up , it’s a miracle . ’
- ‘ please don’t cry on my ass . ’
- ‘ what do you need , an “ i love you ” or something ? i love you . call me when you get there . ’
- ‘ oh ,yay! someone’s hurt . ’
- ‘ pick me . choose me . love me . ’
- ‘ i’m just not ready to forgive you yet . ’
- ‘ go on , just get it all out . all the tears . ’
- ‘ i intend to fight like a girl . i’ll let them kill each other and then i’ll be the last one standing . ’
- ‘ well , isn’t this cozy ? can i join or are you not into threesomes ? ’
- ‘ if i went missing , would anyone notice i was gone ? ’
- ‘ that is rude and unkind and completely true . ’
- ‘ so , i’m bisexual . so what ? it’s called lgbtq for a reason . there’s a b in there and it doesn’t mean badass . okay , it does , but it also means bi . ’
- ‘ can you go have sex with him and make him be nicer ? ’
- ‘ i don’t know what i am , but i know that i am not happy . ’
- ‘ it’s okay … to be tired , right ? ’
- ‘ i don’t know who i am anymore . not someone i ever thought i’d be . ’
- ‘ i believe , if you were dead , the world would be a better place . ’
- ‘ don’t let what they want eclipse what you need . ’
- ‘ he is not the sun. you are . ’
- ‘ he can go suck it ! i am the sun . ’
- ‘ did he visit “ ladytown ” ? because i find if they don’t go down to “ ladytown ” the first time … there should be no next time . ’
- ‘ i need more liquor , i’m not ready . ’
- ‘ uh , this bottle is empty, are there more ? bottles ? ’
- ‘ i’m all alone and i have nothing and no one wants me . ’
- ‘ let’s do it . let’s make a baby , right now . ’
- ‘ is it true ? did you punch a homophobe ? ooh , unexpected . high five ! ’
- ‘ we’re adults . when did this happen ? and how do we make it stop ? ’
- ‘ you think i’m broken ? fix me . cause i’m no quitter . ’
- ‘ i’m not happy and bubbly . i’m dark and cloudy . ’
- ‘ you never think the last time’s going to be the last time . you think there will be more . you think you have forever , but you don’t . ’
- ‘ no one is leaving and no one is dying . ’
- ‘ everyone is leaving and everyone is dying . ’
- ‘ the words that you said were “ lets take this bitch down . ” ’
- ‘ that was the tequila talking . ’
- ‘ the only way to fail is not to fight so you fight until you can’t fight anymore . ’
- ‘ from now on , you can expect that i’m gonna show up . even if i yell , even if you yell . i’m always gonna show up , okay ? ’
- ‘ it’s not true … it’s not true . he takes the truth but he twists it and changes it to fit his own story . ’
- ‘ you’re my person . if i murdered someone , you’re the person i’d call to help me drag the corpse across the living room floor . ’
- ‘ you are my favorite person on the planet and if we are meant to be more in this lifetime it can’t start with you cheating . ’
- ‘ are you plotting a murder ? a nuclear attack ? it’s fine , i’ll get on board , i’m sure you have a good reason . but just , let me know . ’
- ‘ you’ve said that word so many times today it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore . ’
- ‘ who here feels like they have no idea what they’re doing ? ’
- ‘ too many people have seen me naked already . i’d like to keep whatever dignity i have left . ’
- ‘ we screw boys like whores on tequila . ’
- ‘ i want another chance . i’m so in love with you . ’
- ‘ i know you have a boyfriend . i’m saying you could have a husband . ’
- ‘ your boobs are perfect, your hair is down to there . if i were you , i’d walk around naked all the time . ’
- ‘ i believe that in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary , we’ll all be okay . ’
- ‘ your choice , it’s simple: them or me ? i’m sure they’re really great , but i love you . ’
- ‘ i get it , okay ? i get it ! you’ll be okay , you’ll be fine , but what about me ? so don’t do it for yourself , do it for me ! ’
- ‘ i’ll never be able to forgive you for making me love you . ’
- ‘ when your life is sucking you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate men . it’s your thing or whatever. i find it charming . ’
( * & . — MORE POPULAR TEXT POSTS .
- ‘ i just want a hot boyfriend to fall from the sky and into my bedroom u feel me . ’
- ‘ i’ve come to the point where i don’t even procrastinate anymore i just don’t do it . ’
- ‘ my personality issues can be directly traced to the fact that i couldn’t do the monkey bars as a child . ’
- ‘ i’ll get over it . i just gotta be dramatic first . ’
- ‘ being an adult is having the ‘ we have food at home ’ talk with yourself . ’
- ‘ “ i can see your nipples through your shirt ” first of all stop being ungrateful . ’
- ‘ in the back of the club arms folded cause i don’t agree with the music selection . ’
- ‘ movies are so weird . people hangout like twice and they’re all like “ i’m in love with you ” calm down maybe . ’
- ‘ gamers are so weird . fortnite this , fortnite that … just say two weeks like the rest of us . ’
- ‘ i’m gonna become a millionaire just so i can go to the met gala and actually fit the theme . ’
- ‘ ideal body weight: you on top of me . ’
- ‘ holding hands is lowkey exciting . ’
- ‘ do you ever lie on your side and a small tear leaks out and you’re just like who wtf body i know i’m sad but i’m not that sad . ’
- ‘ i get my news from the only reliable source : cryptic symbolism in my dreams . ’
- ‘ one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry… you will all be sorry . ’
- ‘ when will boys realize that girls that are “ hard to get ” are … how do i say it … not interested . ’
- ‘ the world has been on a constant downfall ever since 2015 when y’all decided to choose meghan trainor over carly rae jepsen . ’
- ‘ naked iphones are beautiful but at what cost . ’
- ‘ there are five frogs staring at me right now but only one can be america’s next top model . ’
- ‘ there is no doubt in my mind that i’m really that bitch . ’
- ‘ me ? constantly afraid of being abandoned and replaced ? hell yes . ’
- ‘ if you’re jacking off right now i just wanna let you know i support you . ’
- ‘ it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct ? everything is a social construct ?? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin’ week it is , he doesn’t know . ’
- ‘ it’s not a real party until you sneak away into the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror . ’
- ‘ due to unfortunate circumstances , i am now awake . ’
- ‘ did i allow you to have fun without me ?? ’
- ‘ ‘ too little too late ’ by jojo was way to raw for me to handle honestly who hurt her . ’
- ‘ don’t worry, you’re still in the “ early life ” part of your wikipedia page . ’
- ‘ i don’t give a yike . ’
- ‘ my life is fucked up and lit at the same time . ’
- ‘ hate when i am wearing makeup and still look shitty like what am i supposed to do ? get enough sleep ? eat right and exercise ? as if . ’
- ‘ if we date i’m going to always want to hear about your day and kiss you on your forehead . ’
- ‘ me ? overreacting ? probably . ’
- ‘ i hate being ignored. i despite it but i ignore everyone . i am ignoring like three people right now for no particular reason… crazy … ’
- ‘ what is like… the point . ’
- ‘ um excuse me but where is the attention™ i ordered ??? i’m getting impatient . ’
- ‘ tbh i am ugly but i’m also gorgeous . it’s very complex . ’
- ‘ in what world would anyone give up a job in paris for ross geller . ’
- ‘ date a girl who fucks everything up . ’
- ‘ i get so excited when i can’t remember the name of someone i knew in high school . it’s like i’m one step closer to being fully cleansed . ’
- ‘ i wish i could be the person i want to be but i’m too tired . ’
- ‘ my aesthetic is constantly being sleep deprived and sad about random things in my life . ’
- ‘ i hope that in 2019 i’ll at least stop ruining my own life . ’
- ‘ eyebrow game strong ? more like eyebag game strong . i’m fucking exhausted . ’
- ‘ are you from tennis shoes ? cause you’re the only ten i shoes . ’
- ‘ i want to cry but i have things to do . ’
- ‘ when i tell you i love you it’s never out of habit . ’
- ‘ humans are at the top of the food chain so why are we getting bit my mosquitoes ummm . ’
- ‘ why don’t birds ever shut up ? i bet they’re talking about me . ’
- ‘ if you insult me i’ll just agree with you probably . ’
( * & . — SOFT SUGGESTIONS SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ i just need your arms around me right now . ’
- ‘ whatever you want , darling . i’d give it all to you . ’
- ‘ i wouldn’t want anyone else beside me . even when things get hard , especially when things get hard , you’re the one i want in my corner . ’
- ‘ you are the most comfortable person to be around . ’
- ‘ i can easily imagine spending the rest of my life with you . ’
- ‘ i have never felt as content as i do in your arms . ’
- ‘ you’re wonderful , i love you so much and i’m going to love you forever and for whatever’s after forever and even after that . ’
- ‘ you’re never ever going to lose me , i promise . ’
- ‘ i’m trying so hard and it’s all just for you . ’
- ‘ i wanna kiss you goodnight and pull you closer to me before i fall asleep . ’
- ‘ i wish i could sleep next you . ’
- ‘ kiss me . again and again . ’
- ‘ i’d be whatever you want me to be . ’
- ‘ i think i fall in love with you a little more every day . ’
- ‘ you deserve someone who puts in the effort to make you feel happy and confident . ’
- ‘ you deserve someone who gives you love unconditionally and with only pure intentions . ’
- ‘ waking up each day is easier knowing that i’m one day closer to waking up next to you . ’
- ‘ i wanna spend the rest of my sunsets with you . ’
- ‘ you’re perfect . you’re perfect . you’re so perfect . ’
- ‘ you shouldn’t have to tell someone how to treat you nicely . ’
- ‘ i always find myself wishing you were next to me while i try to fall asleep at night . ’
- ‘ i love you with everything i have . ’
- ‘ my heart beats faster and my day gets brighter every single time i think of you . ’
- ‘ all my best days are with you . ’
- ‘ i’ll never regret my love for you . ’
- ‘ you’re all i want and i want you forever . ’
- ‘ if you think i’ll hurt you i swear to you i won’t . ’
- ‘ even a text back gets me so happy , that’s what you do to me . ’
- ‘ i melt in your arms . ’
- ‘ you’re incredible and amazing and worth so much . ’
- ‘ i wanna see you smile again . ’
- ‘ all i know is there is no one i’d rather give my heart to . ’
( * & . — THE GOOD PLACE SENTENCE STARTERS / PART 2 .
- ‘ and then i remembered… i’m a naughty bitch . ’
- ‘ because i love you … i think . no , i’m pretty sure . yeah , i love you . ’
- ‘ birth is a curse . existence is a prison . ’
- ‘ girl , you are a messy bitch who loves drama and i’m into it . ’
- ‘ holy motherforking shirtballs . ’
- ‘ i am revved up and ready to learn . my brain is horny ! ’
- ‘ i came to apologize. there … i did it . i apologized . ’
- ‘ i could kill them right now and , you know, that would be easy . ’
- ‘ i could never get close to anyone . i never even told a boyfriend i loved him . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to describe it … like , a different zone of time. no , that sounds stupid. a different clock land . ’
- ‘ i don’t know how to tell you this, but i’m dying . i mean , we’re all dying , slowly . when you think about it , we started dying the day we were born . ’
- ‘ i don’t know , man . maybe just tell her that you’re gay . ’
- ‘ i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s happening . ’
- ‘ i got a flu virus named after me because i kissed a bat on a dare . ’
- ‘ i just have some worries , as well as some concerns that could potentially turn into outright fears . oh , there they go . they are fears now . ’
- ‘ i love you . and i don’t need you to respond because i know you have trouble saying how you feel . ’
- ‘ i was a good person for six months . that’s like five years . ’
- ‘ i wasn’t worth changing for . ’
- ‘ i will literally see you all in hell . ’
- ‘ in the words of my actual friends : ya basic ! ’
- ‘ is everything okay ? i mean , other than , you know … everything. ’
- ‘ is this why you came here ? to scold me on the metric system ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna eat all this chili … and / or die trying . do you want any ? ’
- ‘ i’m gonna miss you , bud . ’
- ‘ i’m outtie , see ya in hell ! ’
- ‘ i’ve gained a lot of new skills recently . for example , i learned how to be passive aggressive. totally fine that you guys didn’t notice . ’
- ‘ love isn’t a triangle , it’s a five dimensional blob . ’
- ‘ more guys should be bi . it’s 2018 . it’s like , get over yourselves ! ’
- ‘ none of your exes have gotten over you . ’
- ‘ oh no ! now the thing i said after we kissed will always be ‘ hot diggity dog. ’ oh well , it was an honest reaction and i stand by that . ’
- ‘ somehow , i never want to leave you . ’
- ‘ that broke me . i’m done . ’
- ‘ that’s not a present . that’s just common decency . ’
- ‘ the other possible medical diagnosis is that you’re just a bit of a dick . ’
- ‘ their bodies are made very poorly . they’re mostly goo and juice . you just take the juice out and then they’re dead . ’
- ‘ there’s no point to anything and you’re just gonna die so do whatever ! ’
- ‘ ugh , of course your hugs are amazing . ’
- ‘ wasn’t he banned from disney world for biting buzz lightyear ? ’
- ‘ what a creep . why was i friends with him ? ’
- ‘ whatever progress i have made it’s because you and i have become friends . ’
- ‘ whenever anyone tells me a story about their life i imagine all the people as being super hot . otherwise i quickly lose interest . ’
- ‘ who the hell is this chick ? ’
- ‘ why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identity ? ’
- ‘ why is it every time a new thing is invented humans immediately try to use it for porn ? ’
- ‘ yeah , i love you . ugh , that’s embarrassing . i feel so itchy . ’
- ‘ you are too selfish to ever be a good person . ’
- ‘ you got it , you piece of ... butt . ’
- ‘ you need to ghost her . disappear. block her number . bonus : anything she left in your apartment is now legally yours . ’
- ‘ you are brilliant , charming , obviously gorgeous . ’
- ‘ you’re my friend . that’s why i can’t kill you . ’
( * &. – AN ASSORTMENT OF RANDOM TV SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ are you hitting me up for money with your hand on my uh— ’
- ‘ are you here to save me ? ’
- ‘ are you sure we should be doing this ? it kind of feels like cheating . ’
- ‘ come back to bed ! ’
- ‘ he just sent me flowers that you send to someone when you’re worried they’ll never see a flower again . ’
- ‘ he wore the perfume of death . ’
- ‘ hi there , little future train wreck . ’
- ‘ i accept that you will be a little intense – a little too much sometimes because you care so much . ’
- ‘ i came back because i’m in love with you . ’
- ‘ i couldn’t have you find out without me being there to hug you . ’
- ‘ i don’t think there’ll be a next time . ’
- ‘ i hate people . ’
- ‘ i knew you for such a short time & i’ve missed you forever . ’
- ‘ i know you’re not okay . i can tell . ’
- ‘ i like the hat . i was focused on that most of the time . ’
- ‘ i regretted it the moment i said it . ’
- ‘ i think she’s in big trouble . ’
- ‘ i wish i could make you feel dirty . ’
- ‘ invitation’s open . you can come along if you’d like to . ’
- ‘ it’s hard to face the truth sometimes . it’s scary . ’
- ‘ it’s scary not knowing what’s coming next , but you’ve got the worlds best safety net . ’
- ‘ it’s where it all began . ’
- ‘ i’ll make sure you get your jacket back . ’
- ‘ i’m a very curious person & i try not to underestimate people . ’
- ‘ i’m not here to see you , i have a life . good lord . ’
- ‘ i’m slowly poisoning my father - in - law . ’
- ‘ last week some regrettable utterances were . . . uttered . ’
- ‘ let’s go . or we could stay & . . . i’ll kill him . ’
- ‘ majority rules might’ve worked in medieval times , but we live in a civil society now . ’
- ‘ please don’t help . ’
- ‘ she is a little extra . i agree . ’
- ‘ stay here . it’s nice here . ’
- ‘ that doesn’t even make sense . ’
- ‘ that’s a far cry from cigarettes & sadness . that’s your usual m.o. ’
- ‘ there’s no way in hell that you should have a baby . ’
- ‘ this is unfortunate timing . ’
- ‘ was that anger or foreplay ? ’
- ‘ we are lame . we are so lame . ’
- ‘ we have a text chain . it’s mostly gifs , but sometimes we talk about how messed up y’all are . ’
- ‘ well , if you’d let me demonstrate . . . ’
- ‘ whatever you need , i’ve got you . all hands on deck . ’
- ‘ what’s wrong with you ? you look weird . ’
- ‘ why would you come back ? ’
- ‘ you are a bad girl . ’
- ‘ you are so lame . you are both so lame . ’
- ‘ you came across the country to say you’re sorry ? ’
- ‘ you can’t go into marriage thinking about ‘ forever’. who put that stupid idea into your head ? ’
- ‘ you dodged a very slow moving bullet . i’d call that a good use of your time . ’
- ‘ you don’t need—- you don’t need an explanation . ’
- ‘ you don’t overthink things like i do . that could be a good thing too . ’
- ‘ you feel like you need to be a rock for them & that apologizing shows vulnerability . ’
- ‘ you have trouble apologizing . ’
- ‘ you made me feel dirty . real dirty . ’
- ‘ your affair with her was over . you should’ve stayed away . why did you come back ? ’
- ‘ you’re just saying this stuff because you’re scared , or i’m scared , or we’re scared . ’
- ‘ you’re not here right now & , trust me , you really wanna be . ’
( * & . – CAGE THE ELEPHANT LYRIC STARTERS .
* taken from their 2015 album tell me i’m pretty. trigger warning : abuse in ‘ punchin’ bag ’ .
CRY BABY .
- ‘ i think it’s pretty strange . ’
- ‘ what if you die ? ’
- ‘ you say that i’m insane , i say you’re probably right . ’
- ‘ talking’s a waste of time . ’
- ‘ you’re gonna die . ’
- ‘ open up your eyes or life will pass you by . ’
- ‘ don’t you think it’s pretty strange ? ’
- ‘ we all got something to hide . ’
MESS AROUND .
- ‘ she don’t mess around . ’
- ‘ oh lord , i wish you were my baby . ’
- ‘ i know you’ll drive me crazy . ’
- ‘ she’s gonna try to break ya . ’
- ‘ she’s coming for ya . ’
SWEETIE LITTLE JEAN .
- ‘ where’d you go ? ’
- ‘ your mother’s worried sick . ’
- ‘ dearest daddy lost his grip . ’
- ‘ i think we should just let it go . ’
- ‘ i want you back . ’
- ‘ let’s get back , lay my weary head against your bones . ’
- ‘ my troubles will be dead & gone . ’
- ‘ has melancholy taken you for good ? ’
- ‘ you know that i would save you if i could . ’
- ‘ how’s it feel to be a ghost ? ’
- ‘ you’re the one i love the most . ’
- ‘ now all that is left are the tears that you cried . ’
- ‘ i’m sorry , love , for all of the damage done . ’
- ‘ i only hope that someday to be back beside you . ’
TOO LATE TO SAY GOODBYE .
- ‘ oh my precious ember burning . ’
- ‘ from the moment i first saw you i was yours & you were mine . ’
- ‘ i was yours & you were mine . ’
- ‘ deep down we both knew you were trouble by design . ’
- ‘ baby , don’t you play with fire . ’
- ‘ there was no way changing my mind . ’
- ‘ i’m under your spell . ’
- ‘ shouldn’t have stood that close to the fire . ’
- ‘ it’s too late to say goodbye . ’
- ‘ wish we could go back to the start . ’
- ‘ i can hear the sounds of sirens circling around . ’
- ‘ after all the dust has settled , we can settle down . ’
- ‘ we can settle down . ’
- ‘ just the two of us forever . ’
- ‘ just the two of us forever , no one else around . ’
COLD COLD COLD .
- ‘ look into my eyes . ’
- ‘ i’ve been breathing air , but there’s no sign of life . ’
- ‘ my heart feels cold as ice . ’
- ‘ i don’t feel right . ’
- ‘ better make it fast before i change my mind . ’
- ‘ it’s cold inside , darker in the day than the dead of night . ’
- ‘ something don’t feel right . ’
- ‘ don’t look at me that way . ’
- ‘ i can tell you want to play . ’
- ‘ give me some advice . ’
- ‘ how hard will i fall if i live a double life ? ’
TROUBLE.
- ‘ i don’t know if i spoke the truth . ’
- ‘ i’ve got so much to lose . ’
- ‘ i’ve got so much to prove . ’
- ‘ don’t let me lose my mind . ’
- ‘ i’ve been facing trouble almost all my life . ’
- ‘ my sweet love , won’t you pull me through ? ’
- ‘ everywhere i look , i catch a glimpse of you . ’
- ‘ i said it was love . ’
- ‘ i did it for you . ’
- ‘ we will come to pass . ’
- ‘ the wicked get no rest . ’
- ‘ you can have my heart . ’
HOW ARE YOU TRUE .
- ‘ wake up , say a little prayer . ’
- ‘ i take a look at myself & i stop & stare . ’
- ‘ i wonder who is standing there . ’
- ‘ i try to find the will to carry on . ’
- ‘ i wonder how much longer i can carry on . ’
- ‘ these days they take so long . ’
- ‘ hey , how are you true ? ’
- ‘ the light will guide you home . ’
- ‘ you need love . ’
- ‘ one day you’ll find that life has passed you by . ’
- ‘ try to hide your eyes . ’
- ‘ so don’t cry . ’
- ‘ the years , they turn so fast . ’
- ‘ soon the present will be past & you’ll look back & laugh . ’
- ‘ alone , but not forgotten . ’
- ‘ all these words i’ve spoken don’t mean anything at all without love . ’
- ‘ i never saw it coming . ’
- ‘ i thought that you were joking , you were actually quite serious . ’
THAT’S RIGHT .
- ‘ let your hair down . ’
- ‘ let’s unwind . ’
- ‘ take your problems , leave them behind . ’
- ‘ you got your troubles & i got mine . ’
- ‘ i get in trouble cause i speak my mind . ’
- ‘ sometimes i like it when i make you cry . ’
- ‘ i know tomorrow we may have regrets . ’
- ‘ where’s the party at ? ’
- ‘ take a bottle of whiskey & a bottle of wine . ’
- ‘ wait till tomorrow then we can reflect . ’
PUNCHIN’ BAG .
- ‘ you’re a stone cold straight - faced killer & a lover . ’
- ‘ you won’t put up with another brood who only wants to bruise ya . ’
- ‘ take her love & then abuse her . ’
- ‘ we won’t take no more . ’
- ‘ oh no , ain’t it a drag ? ’
- ‘ if you take a swing , she’ll swing back . ’
- ‘ i’m not your punchin’ bag . ’
- ‘ heaven help ya , i’m telling the truth . ’
- ‘ afraid of nothing & she carries a knife . ’
- ‘ what kind of man are you ? ’
- ‘ instead of kisses you gave bruises . ’
- ‘ no more time for cheap excuses . ’
- ‘ if i were you , i would be leaving . ’
- ‘ best you go while you’re still breathing . ’
- ‘ everywhere you go , better watch your back . ’
PORTUGUESE KNIFE FIGHT .
- ‘ i wanna waste my life with you . ’
- ‘ the look in your eyes says you’re feeling the same way too . ’
- ‘ tell me , what should i do ? ’
- ‘ say that you’re mine & you’re feeling it too . ’
- ‘ i made up my mind . ’
- ‘ i’m just trying to catch a feel from you . ’
- ‘ you got me feeling exposed . ’
- ‘ you got me begging for more . ’
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- ‘ why the fuck wouldn’t you say something ? ’
- ‘ please , don’t abandon me . ’
- ‘ i cannot spend another night in this home . ’
- ‘ what’s the difference when you beg for love ? ’
- ‘ this is a wasteland . ’
- ‘ we fell in love and now we’re both alone . ’
- ‘ i know it’s hard , but who are you to fall apart on me ? ’
- ‘ i still think you’re beautiful . ’
- ‘ i don’t ever want to lose my best friend . ’
- ‘ i hate this flavor with a passion and i fucking hate the aftertaste . ’
- ‘ how does it feel ? well , it feels like i’m on fire . ’
- ‘ wake up , i know you can hear me . ’
- ‘ i bet you never had a friday night like this . ’
- ‘ so sick of playing , i don’t want this anymore . ’
- ‘ the thought of you’s no fucking fun . ’
- ‘ you want a martyr , i’ll be one . ’
- ‘ enough’s enough , we’re done . ’
- ‘ i don’t wanna feel a thing anymore . ’
- ‘ i know you well , but this ain’t a game . ’
- ‘ dying is a gift , so close your eyes and rest in peace . ’
- ‘ do you know i count your heartbeats before you sleep ? ’
- ‘ i really hope you enjoy the show . ’
- ‘ i really hope you enjoy the show because for me it’s just a bad day . ’
- ‘ you need people like me to feel . ’
- ‘ maybe we’re just having too much fun . ’
- ‘ don’t you threaten me with a good time . ’
- ‘ i’m sorry, i can’t see that you truly loved me . ’
- ‘ please don’t take this out on me . ’
- ‘ you’re the only thing that’s keeping me alive . ’
- ‘ i’m sorry , but i’ve made up my mind . ’
- ‘ you’re about to miss everything . ’
- ‘ we’ve got poison in our wells . ’
- ‘ come at me with everything you’ve got . ’
- ‘ when i’m sober i feel pain . ’
- ‘ separate me from my own two hands , i’ve killed so many times . ’
- ‘ i’ve killed so many times . ’
- ‘ i can’t save the world from the creatures that won’t die . ’
- ‘ kinda like the way you tell me “baby , please come home ”. ’
- ‘ i know you’re tortured within . ’
- ‘ i’ve killed so many times , but i can’t save the world from the creatures that won’t die . ’
- ‘ your eyes look hungry again . ’
- ‘ i’ll never wander , my friend . ’
- ‘ am i the only one that thinks that you should stay alive ? ’
- ‘ please don’t be afraid of me . ’
- ‘ i never meant to hurt you , no . i only meant to do this to myself . ’
- ‘ let’s go in style . ’
- ‘ darling , it’s cold outside . ’
- ‘ let’s go inside , it’ll be alright . ’
- ‘ well , fuck , what am i supposed to be , impressed ? ’
- ‘ you’re just another set of bones to lay to rest . ’
- ‘ i guess it’s time to say goodnight , hope you had a really good time . ’
- ‘ this will be a night we won’t forget . ’
- ‘ i don’t want to miss when you cry . ’
- ‘ it’s good enough to make me wanna fall in love . ’
- ‘ why can’t we just be friends ?’
- ‘ it’s not that easy . ’
- ‘ i can’t wait to see your brilliant face . ’
- ‘ can you come over ? i got something to tell you and it just can’t wait . ’
- ‘ nightmares no longer wait for sleep . ’
- ‘ i changed your mind and ended up here . ’
- ‘ fine , maybe i’ll pretend right now . ’
- ‘ i swear to god, i’m gonna change the world . ’
- ‘ i promise you someday we’ll tell ourselves “ oh my god , this is paradise”. ’
- ‘ this is paradise and it’s so goddamn good. ’
- ‘ did you search for me ? ’
- ‘ i’ve been up here so long , i’m going crazy . ’
- ‘ this love was out of control . where did it go ? ’
- ‘ now don’t be crazy , yes of course , you can stay here . ’
- ‘ big deal , i guess you’re official . ’
- ‘ i only said it because i know what it’s like to feel burned out ! ’
- ‘ we’ve all been there sometimes . ’
- ‘ tonight i’ll make you feel beautiful once again . ’
- ‘ darling , you’ll be okay . ’
- ‘ if you were me , you’d do the same . ’
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- ‘ i’ll find you again , wherever we end up next . ’
- ‘ the enormity of my desire disgusts me . ’
- ‘ please , one more kiss in the kitchen before we turn the lights off . ’
- ‘ i’ve been lost but i’m here now . you’re the only person who has ever been able to find me . ’
- ‘ almost dead yesterday , maybe dead tomorrow , but alive , gloriously alive , today . ’
- ‘ you are not broken . ’
- ‘ you can love and be loved, despite what may feel like the eternally brutal nature of the world . ’
- ‘ i did violence to my own heart . ’
- ‘ will i be forgiven for the sins i did not commit , but created ? ’
- ‘ i would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun . ’
- ‘ i would rather break the world than lose you . ’
- ‘ i think you and i have known each other in a few lifetimes . ’
- ‘ i didn’t know . i had no idea how greedy my heart really was . ’
- ‘ is that why the idea of losing you torments me so much ? ’
- ‘ how long have i been without you ? ’
- ‘ am i foolish for wanting this ? it will end in flames . it always does . ’
- ‘ sorry about the blood in your mouth . i wish it was mine . ’
- ‘ if i love you , is that a fact or a weapon ? ’
- ‘ tell me how all this , and love too , will ruin us . ’
- ‘ and you realize the one person in the world who loves you isn’t the one you thought it would be . ’
- ‘ it cannot be a mistake to have cared . it cannot be an error to have tried . it cannot be incorrect to have loved . ’
- ‘ finally , i plead guilty of adoring you . ’
- ‘ a child weaned on poison considers harm a comfort . ’
- ‘ without realizing , i find it in myself that i cannot stop thinking about you . ’
- ‘ tomorrow , when i wake up , i promise , i will be better . ’
- ‘ someone has to leave first . this is a very old story . there is no other version of this story . ’
- ‘ when i imagine myself , i am always leaving . i couldn’t draw my own face if god asked . ’
- ‘ do we simply stare at what’s horrible and forgive it ? ’
- ‘ i wanted to let go of the pain even though it was the last thing that felt alive from you . ’
- ‘ have i endured loneliness with grace ? ’
- ‘ i’ll be your slaughterhouse , your killing floor , your morgue and final resting , walking around with this bullet inside me ‘cause i couldn’t make you love me and i am tired of pulling your teeth . ’
- ‘ and then my soul saw you and kind of went , ‘ oh , there you are . i’ve been looking for you . ’ ’
- ‘ sometimes it feels like someone else is wearing my body . ’
- ‘ i spent my life arguing how i mattered until it didn’t matter . ’
- ‘ who knew my haven would be my coffin ? ’
- ‘ dead is the safest i’ve ever been . ’
- ‘ i’ve never been so alive . ’
- ‘ you know what i was gonna tell you before , but didn’t have the nerve ? you got your name written all over me . i got my name written on you , too. ’
- ‘ you already are something . you always were . and you still have time to be . ’
- ‘ you know me by heart . it infuriates me that you know me by heart . ’
- ‘ why am i waiting for you ? hungering and thirsting for you in every cranny of my soul and even in my ribs ? ’
- ‘ you came with a handful of pain and a smile which broke the ground under my feet as the earthquake does when two people meet . ’
- ‘ the only good thing is that i’m getting used to suffering . ’
- ‘ the return to time was not my choice . ’
- ‘ we are built to live inside each other . this means we are built to ruin . ’
- ‘ time does not bring relief ; you all have lied . ’
- ‘ time does not know how to keep our hopes safe . ’
- ‘ you needed me so much that you had to end me . ’
- ‘ there are days where i am morbidly in love with you , and this is one of those days . ’
- ‘ i know no end to desiring you . ’
- ‘ i fear that i am both too much yet not enough . ’
- ‘ yes , yes, yes, i do like you . i am afraid to say the stronger word . ’
- ‘ a heart’s a heavy burden . ’
- ‘ life , as i see it , is all about farewells rather than reunions . ’
- ‘ heaven is real and you only had two minutes to prove it to me . ’
- ‘ it was already love . ’
- ‘ everyone desires love but also finds it impossible to believe that they deserve it . ’
- ‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to . ’
- ‘ i’ll love you until i forget how to and then i’ll fall like my knees aren’t already bruised from doing it and i’ll remember why you’re worth the ache . ’
- ‘ of course i’ll hurt you . of course you’ll hurt me . of course we’ll hurt each other . but this is the very condition of existence . ’
- ‘ nothing makes me sadder and nothing makes me happier than you . ’
- ‘ i love you and i do not want to love you , it is too much and too difficult . ’
- ‘ grief is just love with no place to go . ’
- ‘ i felt my life with both my hands to see if it was there . ’
- ‘ you do this , you do . you take the things you love and you tear them apart . ’
- ‘ i hope it’s love . i’m trying really hard to make it love . ’
- ‘ if you touch me again i might burn up in the cold air . ’
- ‘ i asked you not to leave several times . ’
- ‘ i’ve only adored you lifetimes ago and here we are . it’s nice to see you again . ’
- ‘ all time ever does is pass and all i ever do is remember . ’
- ‘ i feel as though we were never strangers , you and i , not even for a moment . ’
- ‘ i’d choose you ; in a hundred different lifetimes , in a hundred worlds , in any version of reality , i’d find you and i’d choose you . ’
- ‘ nothing about this is soft but we pretend . ’
- ‘ maybe you and i are just a dream . ’
- ‘ i know you loved me too , you knew me , and it gladdens my heart . ’
- ‘ i promise i shall never give up and that i’ll die yelling and laughing . ’
- ‘ i don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision . ’
- ‘ the world was made so that we could find each other in it . ’
- ‘ you don’t meet the people you love , you recognize them . ’
- ‘ i think you and i have known each other a few lifetimes . ’
- ‘ this body knows fear like a front porch knows welcome – it is always coming home . ’
- ‘ i miss you more than i remember you . ’
- ‘ if i could have done it all again , i would have loved you better . but i could not have loved you more . ’
- ‘ we could have been happy . i know that , and it is perhaps the hardest thing to know . ’
- ‘ you want a better story . who wouldn’t ? ’
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– WTF DO I KNOW :
- ❛ i’m not tryna have another conversation . ❜
- ❛ i’m completely naked , but i’m making it fashion . ❜
- ❛ am i wrong that i moved on and i don’t even miss you ? ❜
- ❛ though that i’d be you until i die , but i let go . ❜
- ❛ what the fuck do i know ? ❜
- ❛ i’m alone . ❜
- ❛ what the fuck do i know ? i’m alone . ❜
- ❛ i couldn’t be somebody’s hero . ❜
- ❛ you want an apology ? ❜
- ❛ you want an apology ? not from me . had to leave you in your own misery . ❜
- ❛ think that i’m the problem ? i’m the solution . ❜
- ❛ am i wrong that i moved on ? ❜
– ANGELS LIKE YOU :
- ❛ won’t call me by name , only ‘ baby ’ . ❜
- ❛ the more that you give , the less that i need . ❜
- ❛ everyone says i look happy when it feels right . ❜
- ❛ i know that you’re wrong for me . ❜
- ❛ gonna wish we never met on the day i leave . ❜
- ❛ i brought you down on your knees cause they say that misery loves company . ❜
- ❛ it’s not your fault that i ruin everything . ❜
- ❛ it’s not your fault i can’t be what you need . ❜
- ❛ angels like you can’t fly down here with me . ❜
- ❛ i’m everything they said i would be . ❜
- ❛ a little more hurt won’t kill you . ❜
– GIMME WHAT I WANT :
- ❛ careful , you might hurt yourself . ❜
- ❛ pleasure leads to pain . ❜
- ❛ you might be insane , but maybe we’re the same . ❜
- ❛ tonight you came here cause you know what i need and no one likes to be alone . ❜
- ❛ no one likes to be alone . ❜
- ❛ i just need a lover . ❜
– MIDNIGHT SKY :
- ❛ it’s been a long time since i felt this good on my own . ❜
- ❛ i was born to run . ❜
- ❛ i don’t belong to anyone . ❜
- ❛ i don’t need to be loved by you . ❜
- ❛ it ain’t so bad if i wanna make a couple mistakes . ❜
- ❛ you should know right now that i never stay put in one place . ❜
– HIGH :
- ❛ sometimes i get a little too hurt . ❜
- ❛ i did my very best saying goodbye . ❜
- ❛ i don’t miss you but i think of you and don’t know why . ❜
- ❛ sometimes i stay up all night cause you don’t ever talk to me in my dreams . ❜
– HATE ME :
- ❛ go ahead , you can say it’s my fault . ❜
- ❛ i thought one of these days you might call . ❜
- ❛ i thought one of these days you might call when you were feeling small . ❜
- ❛ i know i’m not on your mind . ❜
- ❛ would it be too hard to say goodbye ? ❜
- ❛ i hope that it’s enough to make you cry . ❜
- ❛ maybe one day you won’t hate me . ❜
- ❛ go ahead , you can say i’ve changed . ❜
- ❛ one drink and i’m back to that place . ❜
– NEVER BE ME :
- ❛ i know i do this every time . ❜
- ❛ i don’t wanna push you way too much . ❜
- ❛ i don’t wanna lean that way too far . ❜
- ❛ i don’t wanna ever learn the hard way . ❜
- ❛ if you’re looking for stable , that’ll never be me . ❜
- ❛ if you’re looking for faithful , that’ll never be me . ❜
- ❛ if you’re looking for someone to be all that you need , that’ll never be me . ❜
- ❛ dry your tears now , don’t you cry . ❜
- ❛ i’m by your side , at least for awhile . ❜
– GOLDEN G STRING :
- ❛ i did it all to make you love me and to feel alive . ❜
- ❛ i should walk away . ❜
- ❛ i should walk away , but i think i’ll stay . ❜
- ❛ there are layers to this body , primal sex and primal shame . ❜
- ❛ i was trying to own my power . ❜
- ❛ you dare to call me crazy , have you looked around this place ? ❜
- ❛ if you can’t make ends meet , it must be your fault . ❜
- ❛ i can’t walk away . ❜
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- ❛ i’ve got a bad desire . ❜
- ❛ is s/he good to you ? ❜
- ❛ i can wish all that i want , but it won’t bring us together . ❜
- ❛ who am i to ask for more , more , more ? ❜
- ❛ you’re the gun in my lips that will blow my brains out . ❜
- ❛ i’ll be the best you ever had if you let me . ❜
- ❛ i felt alive for a little while . ❜
- ❛ i felt your love for a little while . ❜
- ❛ i said that i could just be what you wanted as if i could keep a promise . ❜
- ❛ you won’t see me walk away . ❜
- ❛ i don’t like myself when i’m awake . ❜
- ❛ you keep your love just out of reach . ❜
- ❛ i know that if i touch it’ll make you feel weak . i think you can take it . ❜
- ❛ what has this all done to you ? ❜
- ❛ i just wanted to love you . ❜
- ❛ i didn’t want all this trouble . ❜
- ❛ i just wanted to be your baby sometimes too . ❜
- ❛ i just wanted to love you , i didn’t want all this trouble . ❜
- ❛ tell me about the others and i’ll carry the weight . ❜
- ❛ please never leave me alone . ❜
- ❛ i’ll never leave you alone . ❜
- ❛ i think i need you to make my body work . ❜
- ❛ a year from now we’ll all be gone . ❜
- ❛ nothing is as it has been and i miss your face like hell . ❜
- ❛ i’m afraid of change , guess that’s why we stay the same . ❜
- ❛ tell me to leave , i’ll pack my bags , get on the road . ❜
- ❛ find someone that loves you better than i do . ❜
- ❛ you remind me every day i’m not enough but i still stay . ❜
- ❛ feels like a lifetime just tryna get by while we’re dying inside . ❜
- ❛ i’ve done a lot of things wrong loving you being one , but i can’t move on . ❜
- ❛ i want you more than i need you . i need you so bad . ❜
- ❛ are you coming back ? ❜
- ❛ if you hadn’t come over i would be so much colder . ❜
- ❛ without you , i am surely the last of our kind . ❜
- ❛ you catch me when i’m falling . sometimes i wish you wouldn’t . ❜
- ❛ i know there’s something waiting for us . ❜
- ❛ i’m sick of the chase , but i’m stupid in love and there’s nothing i can do . ❜
- ❛ i mistakenly called them by your name . ❜
- ❛ i feel no need to forgive but i might as well . ❜
- ❛ pay for my coffee and leave before the sun goes down . ❜
- ❛ i’ll never see you again if i can help it . ❜
- ❛ please stay with me . ❜
- ❛ i don’t wanna be alone . ❜
- ❛ i won’t stop you from leaving . ❜
- ❛ i know i’m not what you wanted , am i ? ❜
- ❛ i don’t argue , it’s not worth the effort to lie . ❜
- ❛ nothing turns out like how i pictured it . ❜
- ❛ how can i want you a little bit more than i did before ? ❜
- ❛ you didn’t need me no more . ❜
- ❛ i knew that you didn’t love me no more . ❜
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all quotes are taken from the book hidden bodies by caroline kepnes . the second book in the you series .
( WARNING : some quotes are graphic & include mentions of murder , death , & may contain strong language ! )
- ‘ it is possible to know people . they show you who they are . you just have to be looking . ’
- ‘ we all get our hearts broken . ’
- ‘ to be alive is to do it again . to love is to risk everything . ’
- ‘ the real horror of my life is not that i’ve killed some terrible people . ’
- ‘ the real horror is that the people i’ve loved didn’t love me back . ’
- ‘ the real horror of my life is not that i’ve killed some terrible people . the real horror is that the people i’ve loved did not love me back . ’
- ‘ love is kind , love is patient , but also , mainly , above all – yes – love is perverted . ’
- ‘ there is nothing more terrifying than realizing the one who knows you best loves you least , pities you even . ’
- ‘ a book lets you choose how much of the blood you want to see . a book gives you the permission to see the story as you want , as your mind directs . ’
- ‘ memories are all the same at their core . it’s just us trying to keep each other alive . the best parts anyway . ’
- ‘ your skin is a waste of space because there’s no heart inside of you . ’
- ‘ i can’t stand the way you make me feel so good , like , better than i ever felt , and then you tear it all away , like deep down , you don’t want me to be happy . ’
- ‘ the girl at the register winked and said she’s also a big fan of ‘ fifty shades ’ and this is what has become of our society . fucking and killing are the same damn thing . ’
- ‘ you can love someone all you want , but you can’t go into their past and become part of their formative years . ’
- ‘ i wish it were socially acceptable to brandish a knife . ’
- ‘ just eat it and shit it and be done and don’t feel special cause you eat that shit with someone because in the end we all shit alone . ’
- ‘ you are not burdened with a sensitive heart . yours just beats . ’
- ‘ we don’t care , you know ? do whatever . chill out . be gay . be straight . i mean , what is the big deal ? we’re all gonna die anyway , you know ? who wants to spend their precious life hating ? ’
- ‘ this town is full of places to hide a body , but when the person inside the body doesn’t love you , it’s not an easy thing , turning that breathing person into a bad one . ’
- ‘ there is nothing remarkable about this ‘ guac’, about any ‘ guac’, and california needs to calm the fuck down . ’
- ‘ you wasted my heart , my time . ’
- ‘ i don’t like this culture of reading a book and spitting out an immediate reaction . ’
- ‘ there is no such thing as a one - night stand . sometimes , what you do for one night destroys your future . ’
- ‘ do i speak english ? no , but i speak cunt ! ’
- ‘ it’s not the past if it’s not finished . ’
- ‘ it would be nice to have something alive to hold on to right now , something to love me , something with a beating heart that i can feel , something to be with me as i sit here , in hell , trying to figure it out . ’
- ‘ i gave her as much as i had . ’
- ‘ there is something wrong with me . ’
- ‘ i’m like an asshole in a sitcom who learns the same fucking lesson every week and this is my life . ’
- ‘ all of life is slightly dependent on magic . so is death . ’
- ‘ i go over the mistake in my head a dozen times a day . ’
- ‘ the key to life is to believe in something that matters , something big and beautiful , something more profound than fame , money . ’
- ‘ just be in it . you earned it . ’
- ‘ i am done with all that . and i will not let my past dictate my future . ’
- ‘ somewhere along the way you broke your own heart and without a heart you can’t get better . ’
- ‘ you’re not a good killer . obviously . ’
- ‘ i’m relaxed just knowing that he’s going to be dead soon . ’
- ‘ your life is supposed to expand . your bed is supposed to have enough room for someone else and when that someone comes along , it’s your job to let them in . ’
- ‘ he became a cop because of the simplicity of the uniform ; you don’t have to think about what to wear every day . ’
- ‘ being together is the best feeling in the world , better than sex , better than a red convertible or that first ‘ i love you ’ . ’
- ‘ i can’t stand the idea of being asleep and missing one second of our life together . ’
- ‘ the best role models can be the worst role models . ’
- ‘ life is cruel and the word ‘ love ’ shouldn’t be plastered all over the fucking place . ’
- ‘ we are perfect together and i am better for knowing you . ’
- ‘ when you are in love you listen . ’
- ‘ it’s true what they say about happiness . if you approach life from a place of gratitude , you’re more apt to enjoy things . ’
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POST CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR EPISODES 1-2 .
- ‘ i am fascinated by last words . ’
- ‘ i’ve been keeping my popularity a secret all these years . ’
- ‘ what the fuck ? she should not have to leverage her body so you’ll be a good boyfriend . ’
- ‘ that kind of sexist bullshit is the reason why we have to dismantle the patriarchy . ’
- ‘ my adolescence would have no doubt been greatly enhanced by the anesthetizing effects of coosa liquors’ strawberry hill rosé . ’
- ‘ sweat builds character , boy . ’
- ‘ i’m gonna be okay . promise . ’
- ‘ after the unpacking comes the adventure , right ? ’
- ‘ i would shake your hand , but i think it’s best if you just hang on to that towel . ’
- ‘ you’ve got ten seconds to surprise me before i write you off as ordinary . ’
- ‘ that’s morbid . i like it . ’
- ‘ what are you , four feet now ? ’
- ‘ i literally just did say that to your face , you human frat paddle . ’
- ‘ you’ll have to excuse them . it’s not their fault they had everything in their goddamn life handed to them . ’
- ‘ you know , you might be the only person who could spend all summer in the sun and somehow end up whiter . ’
- ‘ is it possible to be 150% caucasian ? ’
- ‘ if you came here hoping to be hot shit , you best not be seen with me . ’
- ‘ he’s immune to fatigue . his anger is a renewable energy source . ’
- ‘ that is me . that is me to a fucking tee . ’
- ‘ and i’m in the middle of a sentence when all of a sudden , he just honks my boob . just like that . just like a much - too- firm two , three second honk . ’
- ‘ okay , how do i extricate this claw from my boob before it leaves permanent marks ? ’
- ‘ who’s this guy not laughing at my story ? ’
- ‘ that swan is the spawn of satan . ’
- ‘ if you learn anything from me today , let it be this : never , never , never rat . ’
- ‘ damn it , how will i ever get out of this labyrinth ? ’
- ‘ hard to imagine you’d ever be boring . ’
- ‘ you’re smart … cute , too. ’
- ‘ but i didn’t just say that , because i love my boyfriend . ’
- ‘ you’re much smarter than both of us , and much more attractive . ’
- ‘ but i didn’t just say that , because i love my girlfriend … who doesn’t exist . because i don’t have one . ’
- ‘ you’re not going to impose the patriarchal paradigm on me . ’
- ‘ i bought you that tie , you asshole . it was a birthday present . ’
- ‘ wow , that chip on your shoulder makes you look even shorter . ’
- ‘ i’m a bad boyfriend . you’re a bad girlfriend . we deserve each other . ’
- ‘ do you wanna smell it ? cause if there’s one thing i know , it’s the smell of warm piss in my new shoes ! ’
- ‘ gotta get a lock on the door . everyone but you can have a key . ’
- ‘ i have a key to your heart . that’s all that matters . ’
- ‘ that was so loud , it hurt my feelings . ’
- ‘ you’re crazier than i thought . ’
- ‘ that was a terrible way to wake up . how can i ensure that never happens again ? ’
- ‘ oh my god , you are both so stupid and so is this war . enough , okay ? ’
- ‘ why would you try to drown this man ? he’s a goddamn genius ! ’
- ‘ that’s a pretentious way of saying you want to get laid . ’
- ‘ life’s about disappointing those in charge of us . i learned that a long time ago . ’
- ‘ he’ll eat you alive and piss you out slowly , through a catheter . ’
- ‘ i’m with you until the end . ’
- ‘ seriously ? we have one nice moment and you’re using it to try to get some action ? ’
- ‘ you only view the world through your limited male gaze . there’s so much you’re missing . ’
- ‘ if you have anything black , wear it tonight . it’s sliming … and stealthy . ’
- ‘ i wish they would just choke on their stupid protein shakes . ’
- ‘ i’m just trying to keep you from getting hurt . ’
- ‘ i’m like a motherfucking cat . ’
- ‘ i don’t think i’ll be able to get their screams out of my ears . ’
- ‘ but never have i been so glad to have my orders ignored . that was some funny shit . ’
- ‘ you know what they say … never trust a man with a need to draw attention to his keys . ’
- ‘ we can never give up hope in the eternal struggle of the good versus the naughty . ’
- ‘ you may lose a battle , but mischief always wins the war . ’
- ‘ the only weight i’m gonna lose is you … cause you’re deadweight … and you’re dead . ’
- ‘ y’all smoke to enjoy it . i smoke to die . ’
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I LOVE YOU .
- ‘ it’s not true . ’
- ‘ tell me i’ve been lied to . ’
- ‘ crying isn’t like you . ’
- ‘ what the hell did i do ? ’
- ‘ nothing has to change today . ’
- ‘ you didn’t mean to say ‘i love you’ . ’
- ‘ i love you and i don’t want to . ’
- ‘ i didn’t mean to make you cry . ’
- ‘ i can’t escape the way i love you . ’
ILOMILO.
- ‘ told you not to worry , but maybe that’s a lie . ’
- ‘ honey , what’s the hurry ? ’
- ‘ they’re never gonna give you love like ours . ’
- ‘ i don’t wanna be lonely . ’
- ‘ show me the way home . ’
- ‘ i tried not to upset you . ’
- ‘ i couldn’t love someone ‘cause i might break . ’
- ‘ i just wanted to protect you , but now i’ll never get to . ’
WHEN THE PARTY’S OVER .
- ‘ don’t you know i’m no good for you ? ’
- ‘ i’ve learned to lose you , can’t afford to . ’
- ‘ nothing ever stops you leaving . ’
- ‘ don’t you know too much already ? ’
- ‘ i’ll only hurt you if you let me . ’
- ‘ call me friend , but keep me closer . ’
- ‘ call me back . ’
- ‘ nothing is better sometimes . ’
- ‘ let’s just let it go . ’
- ‘ let me let you go . ’
WATCH .
- ‘ if we were meant to be , we would have been by now . ’
- ‘ all i see is you right now . ’
- ‘ i’ll sit and watch your car burn with the fire that you started in me . ’
- ‘ your love feels so fake . ’
- ‘ my demands aren’t high to make . ’
- ‘ if i could get to sleep , i would have slept by now . ’
- ‘ when you call my name , do you think i’ll come running ? ’
- ‘ you’re so good at giving me nothing . ’
- ‘ when you close your eyes , do you picture me ? ’
- ‘ when you fantasize , am i your fantasy ? ’
8.
- ‘ i know you don’t care , but can you listen ? ’
- ‘ so i think i better go . ’
- ‘ i never really know how to please you . ’
- ‘ you’re looking at me like i’m see-through . ’
- ‘ i just never know how you feel . ’
- ‘ do you even feel anything ? ’
- ‘ don’t treat me badly . ’
- ‘ i know you’re not sorry . why should you be ? ’
- ‘ who am i to be in love when your love never is for me ? ’
WISH YOU WERE GAY .
- ‘ baby , i don’t feel so good . ’
- ‘ i’ll never let you go . ’
- ‘ i just wanna make you feel okay . ’
- ‘ i just wanna make you feel okay , but all you do is look the other way . ’
- ‘ i can’t tell you how much i wish i didn’t wanna stay . ’
- ‘ i just kinda wish you were gay . ’
- ‘ is there a reason we’re not through ? ’
- ‘ how am i supposed to make you feel okay when all you do is walk the other way ? ’
- ‘ i’m so selfish . ’
- ‘ you make me feel helpless . ’
BITCHES BROKEN HEARTS .
- ‘ you can pretend you don’t miss me . ’
- ‘ you can pretend you don’t care . ’
- ‘ all you wanna do is kiss me . ’
- ‘ what a shame i’m not there . ’
- ‘ what is it you want ? ’
- ‘ you can lie , but i know that you’re not fine . ’
- ‘ every time you talk it’s all about me , but you swear i’m not on your mind . ’
- ‘ somebody new is gonna comfort you like you want me to . ’
- ‘ somebody new is gonna comfort me like you never do . ’
- ‘ i’m the one that got away . ’
- ‘ i guess being lonely fits me . ’
- ‘ you were made for begging ‘stay’ . ’
* .
SUCKER.
- ‘ we go together better than birds of a feather , you and me . ’
- ‘ i’m feelin’ heat in december when you’re around me . ’
- ‘ i follow you throw the dark . ’
- ‘ i can’t get enough . ’
- ‘ i’m a sucker for you . ’
- ‘ you say the word and i’ll go anywhere blindly . ’
- ‘ i know you and you know everything about me . ’
- ‘ you’re making the typical me break my typical rules . ’
COOL .
- ‘ dammit , i’m feeling so cool . ’
- ‘ i’m feeling high like a late night summer of last year . ’
- ‘ standing there with a red dress on ya , a killer queen . ’
- ‘ is it me or am i just having a good year ? ’
- ‘ lately i’ve been feelin’ so cool . ’
- ‘ now that we’ve made it , how complicated was last year ? ’
- ‘ when i grow up , i wanna be just like me . ’
ONLY HUMAN .
- ‘ i don’t want this night to end . ’
- ‘ it’s closing time, so leave with me again . ’
- ‘ let’s find a place where happiness begins . ’
- ‘ hurts when i’m leaving you . ’
- ‘ it’s only human , you know that it’s real . ’
- ‘ why would you fight or try to deny the way that you feel ? ’
- ‘ only getting up to close the blinds . ’
- ‘ leaving now just don’t feel right . ’
- ‘ let’s do it one more time . ’
I BELIEVE .
- ‘ i’m here to stay through the good and the bad times . ’
- ‘ you send me to space . ’
- ‘ you’re mine . ’
- ‘ you show me something i can’t live without . ’
- ‘ when you hold me , it’s like heaven coming down . ’
- ‘ now that i got you close , i’m alright . ’
- ‘ i’m glad that you found me . ’
- ‘ doesn’t matter anymore now i got you here with me . ’
- ‘ nothing matters any longer now i got you here with me . ’
USED TO BE .
- ‘ you used to be the one i love . ’
- ‘ i’m the only one you know that’ll listen . ’
- ‘ lately i don’t even know you . ’
- ‘ oh my god . baby , if it’s what you want … ’
- ‘ i just wanna see you happy . ’
- ‘ i don’t lie even though you’re not mine . ’
- ‘ we had love , now it don’t matter . ’
- ‘ you just thought you could do better , so do better . ’
- ‘ so tired of chasing all your demons . ’
- ‘ little late if you ask me , but you know i’ll come around if you ask me . ’
EVERY SINGLE TIME .
- ‘ call me up and say you’re needin’ my love . ’
- ‘ now you’re leaving like you never even needed my love . ’
- ‘ so much you left between us , but you don’t ever think about us . ’
- ‘ why do i want you even though you make it hard and i don’t want to ? ’
- ‘ now i’m out here catching feelings like i want you , but all you ever do is look away . ’
- ‘ every single time i keep on coming back to you . ’
- ‘ you’re always on my mind , doesn’t matter what i do . ’
- ‘ if loving you’s a crime then i won’t keep my love locked down for you . ’
- ‘ there’s too much water under this bridge to go down like this . ’
- ‘ i never thought that we’d come this far to fuck it all up and end like this . ’
DON’T THROW IT AWAY .
- ‘ see if it helps , give it a week . ’
- ‘ i bet no one gets you like me . ’
- ‘ i know you think you’re better off without me now . ’
- ‘ we can work this out . ’
- ‘ don’t throw it away this time , just take a little time to think . ’
- ‘ don’t throw it away , it’s fine . ’
- ‘ it’s fine , just don’t forget to think of me . ’
- ‘ just don’t forget to think of me . ’
- ‘ your mind is messin’ with your head again . ’
- ‘ instead of walking away we should give it a break till we love the same . ’
- ‘ don’t save the words till it’s too late . ’
- ‘ i know it hurts and that’s okay . ’
- ‘ if it’s too much to open up then give it time . ’
- ‘ let’s sleep on it tonight . ’
LOVE HER .
- ‘ drive me crazy , make me mental, no other buttons you can push . ’
- ‘ one second you’re miss sentimental then you’re afraid you’ve said too much . ’
- ‘ opposites attract and we’re living proof of this , but i keep on coming back . ’
- ‘ no matter the fight i know you’re always right . ’
- ‘ they say love can hurt , but seeing you smile can get me every time . ’
- ‘ i put my selfish ways in boxes and shipped ‘em back to where they came . ’
- ‘ we will never let it get close to being toxic . ’
- ‘ i promise i’ll never walk away . ’
- ‘ gotta learn to let the small things go and know it’s always far from perfect . ’
- ‘ i know that we can get emotional , but the hardest parts are always worth it . ’
HAPPY WHEN I’M SAD .
- ‘ crying over old loves even though they’re over . ’
- ‘ they think i’m happy . ’
- ‘ they think i’m happy when i’m sad . ’
- ‘ can’t look how we made it . ’
- ‘ looking like i’ll never be lonely again . ’
- ‘ i see me in the mirror , nothing ever changes . ’
- ‘ never gonna stop , never gonna calm down . ’
- ‘ i put on a smile , don’t need a face lift . why can’t i when everybody fakes it ? ’
- ‘ they think i’m happy like they know exactly how i feel . ’
TRUST .
- ‘ i don’t trust myself when i’m around you . ’
- ‘ lately , i don’t think i even know me . ’
- ‘ every time you come around , i’m like the old me . ’
- ‘ take me back to when you were my only . ’
- ‘ we were thicker than thieves , like a pod , two peas . ’
- ‘ all at once , it’s like i’m being someone else . ’
- ‘ you’re all i want but i know you’re bad for my health . ’
- ‘ i know that i’m better off without you but i know that i could never live without you . ’
- ‘ thinking about my lips upon your mouth got me weak . ’
STRANGERS.
- ‘ i came here looking for another excuse . ’
- ‘ every step back pulls me right back to you . ’
- ‘ what we feel started way before we ever touched . ’
- ‘ you found me right before i’d given up . ’
- ‘ it’s no surprise we ain’t strangers . ’
- ‘ must be from a different life . ’
- ‘ you got a heart that i know i can miss . ’
- ‘ hold me like that and pull me right back again . ’
HESITATE.
- ‘ i’ll kiss the tears right off your face . ’
- ‘ i won’t get scared . that’s the old me . ’
- ‘ time only heals if we work through it now . ’
- ‘ i promise we’ll figure this out . ’
- ‘ i will take your pain and put it on my heart . ’
- ‘ i won’t hesitate , just tell me where to start . ’
- ‘ you saved me once and now i’ll save you too . ’
- ‘ i won’t hesitate for you . ’
- ‘ don’t you ever say goodbye . ’
- ‘ if i could only read your mind then i could map out all the ways to make it right . ’
- ‘ pull me close and i’ll hold you tight . ’
- ‘ don’t be scared ‘cause i’m on your side . ’
- ‘ know there’s nothing i wouldn’t do for you . ’
ROLLERCOASTER.
- ‘ we weren’t just a phase . ’
- ‘ we weren’t just pretend . ’
- ‘ i remember low lows and high highs . ’
- ‘ it was fun when we were young and now we’re older . ’
- ‘ we were up and down and barely made it over , but i’d go back and ride that rollercoaster . ’
- ‘ those days that are the worst , they seem to glow now . ’
- ‘ faith led me to the clouds . ’
- ‘ now everything has changed , we found better days . ’
COMEBACK.
- ‘ come back to me , i’ll come back to you . ’
- ‘ you know the place that i go running to . ’
- ‘ i get scared when you’re scared , but what else can i do ? ’
- ‘ wherever you are right now , know somehow i’ll be on the way like a bat out of hell . ’
- ‘ if you stay then i won’t let you down . ’
- ‘ if you’re lost on the way then i’m lost too . ’
( * & . .
* taken from the maine’s new album you are ok.
SLIP THE NOOSE .
- ‘ you sent my pain into oblivion . ’
- ‘ i was on the verge of breaking down . ’
- ‘ then you came around and not a second too late . ’
- ‘ i was on the verge of breaking down then you came around . ’
- ‘ you shook the noose , slipped my head loose , and now that boy is history . ’
- ‘ you rescued me from myself . ’
- ‘ i was about to let go till i knew you existed . ’
- ‘ loneliness is hell and you’re alone . ’
- ‘ i knew better than to refuse your hand . ’
MY BEST HABIT .
- ‘ i’m not sorry for myself or any part of me . ’
- ‘ i am not human , one part anxiety using two parts nativity just to keep sane . ’
- ‘ i’m a bitter little pill to swallow . ’
- ‘ i’m a little bit of a let down . ’
- ‘ my best habit’s letting you down . ’
- ‘ to you i don’t exist , ain’t what you’re looking for . ’
- ‘ good thing i don’t exist for you at all anymore . ’
- ‘ if it’s average you’re after or ordinary , you’ll have to move on . ’
- ‘ if i’m not me then i am everyone else . ’
- ‘ if you’re not you , you’re everyone else . ’
NUMB WITHOUT YOU .
- ‘ you are a panic in the bloodstream . ’
- ‘ you bring me peace . ’
- ‘ you kill me for the better . ’
- ‘ you’re every fucking thing inside me now . ’
- ‘ you are my glitter and my gloom . ’
- ‘ i am so numb without you . ’
- ‘ i won’t leave , i won’t surrender . ’
- ‘ i’ll wait till the end of time . ’
I FEEL IT ALL OVER .
- ‘ i feel everything tonight with you . ’
- ‘ but there’s nothing left to lose when there’s nothing to hide . ’
- ‘ tonight i feel so make-believe . ’
- ‘ do you believe what you can’t see ? ’
- ‘ we’re made up of a thousand scars . ’
- ‘ go and cry your heart out . ’
- ‘ this is what it says to do . ’
- ‘ tomorrow’s gone , tonight is ours . ’
HEAVEN, WE’RE ALREADY THERE .
- ‘ blessed be the night we’re breathing in . ’
- ‘ the closest that we’ll get to heaven sent for all of us darling aliens . ’
- ‘ we will never be this young again . ’
- ‘ we all will be born again . ’
- ‘ this is everything you pray for . ’
- ‘ this is everything i need . ’
- ‘ life is crazy , don’t forget the seatbelt . ’
- ‘ shut the goddamn doors . ’
- ‘ daylight isn’t far away my fiend . ’
- ‘ everything i love is right here tonight . ’
- ‘ is what you’re living for worth dying for ? ’
FOREVERMORE.
- ‘ i never really felt so at home before . ’
- ‘ i wanna feel this forever even if forever’s just for now . ’
- ‘ we are here and alive in our corner of time . ’
- ‘ i never really ever felt so adored before . ’
- ‘ i never really felt this type of vulnerable . ’
- ‘ all you have to be is here . ’
TEARS WON’T CRY ( SHINJŪ ) .
- ‘ dream with both eyes open . ’
- ‘ save your tears for something worth crying over . ’
- ‘ save your tears for something worth crying over , don’t waste them on misfortune . ’
- ‘ baby , they won’t cry today . ’
- ‘ we’ll borrow happiness just for the night . ’
- ‘ nothing can hurt you . ’
- ‘ tell me what you think about me and you . ’
ONE SUNSET .
- ‘ you wait for me in the rain as i patiently try to pass the time . ’
- ‘ the day is done , now all i want is to get out . ’
- ‘ one sunset till i see you . ’
- ‘ my love , you wait , so long overdue . ’
- ‘ it’s been two weeks in the rain and it’s hazy in my head . ’
BROKEN PARTS .
- ‘ it isn’t getting easier . ’
- ‘ we are shattered everywhere . ’
- ‘ it isn’t getting easier now , but we’re not beyond repair . ’
- ‘ we are brittle , beware . ’
- ‘ us fragile things , falling to pieces . ’
- ‘ we’re all the same broken fractions and halves of some greater thing . ’
- ‘ you can’t fall any further . ’
- ‘ gather yourself up now , just as you were before . ’
- ‘ we’re all the same broken parts . ’
FLOWERS ON THE GRAVE .
- ‘ the time you have is sacred , don’t wait around and waste it . ’
- ‘ everything is temporary , even the sorrow that you carry . ’
- ‘ so tell me , are you okay ? ’
- ‘ i’m okay now i’m with you . ’
- ‘ you don’t plan life , you live it . ’
- ‘ you don’t take love , you give it .’
- ‘ there are flowers on the grave of the child that i used to be . ’
- ‘ it was summer when you told me that you loved me . ’
- ‘ everything is temporary . ’
- ‘ you can’t change what is written . ’
( * & . — THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ you’re are depraving some village of their idiot . ’
- ‘ i miss you . i miss you every day that i’m not with you . ’
- ‘ i didn’t think it was possible to miss a person this much . ’
- ‘ if you love music then you’re in the right place . ’
- ‘ the ties that bind you together make you stronger than you are alone . ’
- ‘ i can’t just call him in the afterlife and be like , ‘ can you please stop playing tennis with hitler for a moment and take a quick call ? ’ ’
- ‘ get up. we’re going to save the world . ’
- ‘ it’s not spandex , it’s leather . and you used to like it . a lot , if i recall . ’
- ‘ we can accomplish anything when we accept responsibility together . this is what creates trust . ’
- ‘ you never know when to stop , do you ? ’
- ‘ you got enough material for your sequel yet ? ’
- ‘ i bet you’re loving this , hm? the team at it’s best . it’s just like old times . ’
- ‘ he hated children too and he had plenty of us . ’
- ‘ if you believe in yourself , just once , great things are gonna happen for you . ’
- ‘ i know that i let you down , but i could do anything for you . ’
- ‘ you know , i liked you a lot better before you got laid . ’
- ‘ oh yeah , it is your skirt . i found it in your room . it’s a little dated , but it’s very breathy on the… bits . ’
- ‘ you’re the most important person in the world to me . ’
- ‘ best . funeral . ever ! ’
- ‘ sometimes men are unredeemable shits . ’
- ‘ we were … we were just kids . little kids . ’
- ‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
- ‘ i’ve decided you’re the only one i can trust . ’
- ‘ if you’re raised to believe that nothing about you is special , if the benchmark is extraordinary , what do you do if you’re not ? ’
- ‘ eternal peace is probably overrated . ’
- ‘ we all wanted to be loved by a man incapable of giving love . ’
- ‘ one grows used to things , even if , sometimes one shouldn’t . ’
- ‘ look , you wanna pay your respects ? go ahead . but at least be honest about the kind of man he was . ’
- ‘ you of all people should be on my side . he had to send you a million miles away . that’s how much he couldn’t stand the sight of you . ’
- ‘ i feel like we should stop him , but then again i also just kinda wanna see what happens . ’
- ‘ you make me want to wake up each day and you’re in my dreams every night . ’
- ‘ you also told me that licking a nine volt battery would give me pubes . ’
- ‘ i’m just gonna go murder mom , i’ll be right back . ’
- ‘ last time we tried to stop it , we all died . what makes this time any different ? ’
- ‘ we actually have the chance of saving the lives of billions of people . ’
- ‘ it wasn’t his fault ‘cause he was ridiculously high , right ? and the girl , she thought he was a furry … ’
- ‘ i think maybe you’re the only person who really knows who i am and still likes me anyway . ’
- ‘ you don’t get to blame your problems on anyone but yourself . ’
- ‘ we didn’t choose this life . we’re just living it . ’
- ‘ than christ he’s not our real father , so we couldn’t inherit those cold , dead eyes . ’
- ‘ you don’t have to apologize just for existing . ’
- ‘ when something seems to perfect , it’s usually anything but . ’
- ‘ all the what - if’s start to haunt you . ’
- ‘ i’m done playing their games . i’m ready for a change . ’
- ‘ i would love to play cops and robbers , wear a mask , and feel important , but guess what ? recess is over . it’s grown - up time . ’
- ‘ we have a great job . the best job . we got it made , asshole. ’
- ‘ people still don’t take me seriously . i wanna be numb again . ’
- ‘ i stayed because the world needed me . ’
- ‘ at least i make my own decisions . ’
- ‘ i have been left out of everything for as long as i can remember . ’
- ‘ nowhere to go . no way to change . ’
- ‘ but now , i know nothing in my life was real . so i’m starting over . ’
- ‘ you do whatever it takes to survive . or you die . ’
- ‘ i don’t belong anywhere , thanks to you ! you made me a killer ! ’
- ‘ i’ve done unimaginable things , things you couldn’t even comprehend , just to get back here and save you . ’
- ‘ she needs our help and we can’t do that if she’s locked in a cage . ’
- ‘ i mean , it must be scary . terrifying , really . to discover that you can do something that you never thought you could do . ’
- ‘ it’s not difficult to accept , it’s impossible to accept ! ’
- ‘ what are you still doing here ? we’re trying to have a serious conversation . ’
- ‘ what’s going on with you ? and don’t tell me everything is alright because i saw you in there . you were crying like a baby . ’
- ‘ you saved my life ! ’
- ‘ i don’t want them to see me like this . besides , you know , i’d just hold them back . ’
- ‘ how about we ask him after we kill him ? ’
- ‘ maybe they’ll brood each other to death . ’
- ‘ you’re a real sick bastard . ’
- ‘ would you stop it ? why are you putting this shit in your body ? ’
- ‘ he must have been a very special person to put up with your weird - ass shit . ’
- ‘ you were my greatest disappointment . you only scratched the surface of what you were capable of . ’
- ‘ i lost someone . the only … the only person i’ve ever truly loved more than myself . ’
- ‘ you know , before you kill him, you might want to hear what he has to say . ’
- ‘ we all came home . since we’re here , we might as well save the world . ’
( * & . — GARRETT WATTS SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ he’s so handsome ! i had to take a picture ! ’
- ‘ i’m gonna like … throw knives at her . but she’ll catch ‘em . ’
- ‘ i wanted to put those fries up my butt . ’
- ‘ i think we’re about to smell a smell from the past … i farted . ’
- ‘ i wanna get nails that i can become catwoman with . i wanna like … fight crime with them . you know what i mean ? …catwoman! ’
- ‘ i’m a star . ’
- ‘ i’ll keep my eyes peeled for a cracker barrel . ’
- ‘ you always have a dream that we get murdered . ’
- ‘ give me all the lunch monies . give me all the coins out of your pocket , boy. ’
- ‘ oh , joke’s on you , knucklehead . i’ve got another babydoll . ’
- ‘ we should cover his car in shit or something and then he can make a game out of like ‘ reveal your nice car ’ . wouldn’t that be fun ? wouldn’t that be nice ? kind of a game . ’
- ‘ what if we go to the carnival ? … cotton candy . ’
- ‘ i can assign you guys cups . four cups for four boys . please ! ’
- ‘ ooh , i love this can ! can we get this ? ’
- ‘ did you film me saying i wanted to put fries up my butt ? ’
- ‘ can we go to harry potter land ? if you do that , i’d actually piss all over my face ! sorry , i just get excited . ’
- ‘ i am hauntingly hungry . ’
- ‘ if there is an employee this attractive on this ship i’m gonna lose my mind . ’
- ‘ i don’t wanna be dead and i don’t want you to be dead and i don’t want anyone here to be dead . ’
- ‘ it would be sick as hell to be a ghost . i’ve been thinking a lot about that today . ’
- ‘ that’s gonna burn my little face . i’ve got sensitive skin . ’
- ‘ that makes no sense . what are you doing ? ’
- ‘ if the elevator doesn’t get us to another dimension , the basement is scary is hell . are you excited ? does that scare you ? ’
- ‘ i’m looking up the calories of the breakfast burrito i just ate… it’s 1600 . i’m trying to be better . ’
- ‘ is it trivia ? that sounds like fun ! did you get prizes ?! ’
- ‘ are you gonna get on my shoulders ? hop on , buddy . wait , get on my shoulders ! i’m a big boy , do it ! ’
- ‘ i feel bad ‘cause i farted and he’s entering my fart - zone . ’
- ‘ are you gonna touch ? i need to know if i need to flex or something . ’
- ‘ i’m not planning my death necessarily , i’m just saying i’m open to it . ’
- ‘ people who know how to sew are gonna drag me . ’
- ‘ i’ll be spiderman , you’ll be eeyore . ’
- ‘ i cannot find the graphic tees, can we just get the onesies ? ’
- ‘ don’t cut me off ! you were already gonna say that my story is boring ! ’
- ‘ it was snowing , that is scary . ’
- ‘ i’m sorry , i’m just being distracted by food . ’
- ‘ what’s your favorite natural environment ? people love the forest , beaches. i love that question . oh my gosh . ’
- ‘ i’m just tryin’ to get at that candy bar . can i have just a little ? ’
- ‘ he said he liked my outfit and he gave me a free cinnamon bear . ’
- ‘ i’ll go with the guy who gives me free candy which is him at the second . ’
- ‘ you’re gonna give me christmas gifts ? i know it’s not christmas , but … i deserve a little something . ’
- ‘ why can’t i be an option ?! what if she wants my sperm ?! ’
- ‘ i won’t break a thing ! i’m tiny and little ! ’
- ‘ i’m getting some goldfish , but you know what ?! i’m bringing them to everyone . ’
- ‘ wait , can i tell you guys something ? if you’re ever feeling sad then remember that your sperm did win once a upon a time cause you were born so you beat all the other sperm . ’
- ‘ wait , when you sit on this couch , are you ever worried that you’re gonna sit on the cat and kill it ? ’
- ‘ pregnant ladies can’t eat alcohol … frozen alcohol ! wait , alcohol doesn’t freeze . sorry , that was stupid . ’
- ‘ wait , i have a succulent in my pocket . i found it in my car , i’m gonna plant it . we’re gonna plant it , it’ll be sweet . ’
- ‘ i’m falling in love with her mom . she’s so cool . she has an accent and i love her . ’
- ‘ i may be blind , but i see . ’
- ‘ could you piss in this and fill it all the way up to the top ? i could . i piss so much . ’
- ‘ this doesn’t happen at the cracker barrel . everyone gets along . ’
- ‘ at the cracker barrel they have a sign that says ‘ show your things , don’t lock your car , and don’t take your keys ’ . ’
- ‘ nobody ever takes me to the cracker barrel ! ’
- ‘ i’m out ! i’ll always get out ! you always try it , i’ll always get out ! ’
- ‘ he never invites me to things . you see, i always just find a way in . ’
- ‘ with my best friend , i always show up . that’s how you make friends . you just always show up , you never ‘em let go , and you always hold ‘em tight . ’
( * & . — HOZIER LYRIC STARTERS .
* taken from his most recent songs !
- ‘ i couldn’t utter my love when it counted . ’
- ‘ i couldn’t whisper when you needed it shouted . ’
- ‘ remember me , love , when i’m reborn . ’
- ‘ when i met you , my virtues uncounted . ’
- ‘ all of my goodness is going with you now . ’
- ‘ i was housed by your warmth , but i was transformed by your grounded and giving and darkening scorn . ’
- ‘ when i first saw you the end was soon . ’
- ‘ give your heart and soul to charity . ’
- ‘ the rest of you , the best of you , honey , belongs to me . ’
- ‘ ain’t it a gentle sound , the rolling in the graves ? ’
- ‘ ain’t you my baby ? ’
- ‘ nothing fucks with my baby . ’
- ‘ the same kind of music haunts her bedroom . ’
- ‘ i’m almost me again , she’s almost you . ’
- ‘ i wouldn’t know where to start . ’
- ‘ be still my foolish heart , don’t ruin this on me . ’
- ‘ do i owe each kiss to lip and cheek as soft ? ’
- ‘ i’ve got some color back , she thinks so too . ’
- ‘ i laugh like me again , she laughs like you . ’
- ‘ is everything alright ? ’
- ‘ i still watch you when you’re groovin’ . ’
- ‘ when you move , i’m moved . ’
- ‘ you are a call to motion . ’
- ‘ all of you a verb in perfect view . ’
- ‘ i could never define all that you are to me . ’
- ‘ move me , baby . ’
- ‘ when you move i can recall something that’s gone from me . ’
- ‘ when you move , honey , i’m put in awe of something so flawed and free . ’
- ‘ all the fear and the fire at the end of the world happens each time a boy falls in love with a girl . ’
- ‘ i’m in love with you . ’
- ‘ that love soon might end and be knowing in its aching , it’s shown in the shaking . ’
- ‘ be still , my incredible friend . ’
- ‘ you are unbreaking though quaking , though crazy . ’
- ‘ when the meaning is gone , there is clarity . ’
- ‘ be thankful some know it lovingly . ’
( * & . — JOHN MAYER LYRIC STARTERS .
* sentence starters from lyrics of john mayer songs , spanning throughout his entire discography .
- ‘ how dare you say there’s nothing to me . baby , you’re the only light i ever saw . ’
- ‘ nobody’s going to come and save you , we’ve pulled too many false alarms . ’
- ‘ we’re going down and you know that we’re doomed . ’
- ‘ love is really nothing but a dream that keeps waking me . ’
- ‘ don’t say a word , just come over and lie here with me . ’
- ‘ i’m just about to set fire to everything i see . ’
- ‘ i want you so bad i’ll go back on the things i believe . ’
- ‘ i’m scared you’ll forget about me . ’
- ‘ i have to have you now . ’
- ‘ i don’t remember you looking any better . ’
- ‘ we talk and then you walk away , every day . ’
- ‘ you don’t think twice about me . ’
- ‘ maybe you’re right to doubt me . ’
- ‘ what would it matter if your friends knew ? who cares what other people say anyway . ’
- ‘ it’s wanting more that’s gonna send me to my knees . ’
- ‘ i’m gonna find another you . ’
- ‘ if i’m forced to find another , i hope she looks like you and she’s nicer too . ’
- ‘ it all ends , unfortunately . ’
- ‘ you’re gonna live forever in me . i guarantee , just wait and see . ’
- ‘ life is full of sweet mistakes and love’s an honest one to make . ’
- ‘ when the pastor asks the pews for reasons he can’t marry you , i’ll keep my word and my seat . ’
- ‘ i still feel like your man . ’
- ‘ still think i’m never gonna find another you . ’
- ‘ she puts the color inside of my world . ’
- ‘ now she’s left cleaning up the mess he made . ’
- ‘ so scared of getting older , i’m only good at being young . ’
- ‘ sure was fun being good too you . ’
- ‘ my love didn’t cost a thing . ’
- ‘ you’re like twenty - two girls in one and none of them know what they’re running from . ’
- ‘ if you want love , we’ll make it . ’
- ‘ i’ll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it . ’
- ‘ damn , baby , you frustrate me . ’
- ‘ i know you’re mine , all mine . ’
- ‘ you look so good it hurts sometimes . ’
- ‘ i wish i’d given you one more kiss . ’
- ‘ maybe we’re not perfect , but i’ll be damned if i ever leave . ’
- ‘ i’d like to think the best of me is still hiding . ’
- ‘ i just found out there’s no such thing as the real world . ’
- ‘ i am invincible as long as i’m alive . ’
- ‘ someday i’ll fly , someday i’ll soar . ’
- ‘ someday i’ll be something much more . ’
- ‘ why is it not my time ? what is there more to learn ? ’
- ‘ you met me at an interesting time . ’
- ‘ i don’t trust myself with loving you . ’
- ‘ who do you love , me or the thought of me ? ’
- ‘ could you stay my love ? ’
- ‘ you come and go , come and go , like no one can . ’
- ‘ who knows how long you can go before you burn away . ’
- ‘ i can’t be your angel now . ’
- ‘ it’s not my place to hold you down . ’
- ‘ i’ve not seen you this way before , standing a mess at my door . ’
- ‘ you’re no one until someone lets you down . ’
- ‘ you believed that all people are kind and that you’d never mess with your mind . ’
- ‘ i’ve been told that some people grow wold without losing part of their soul . ’
- ‘ my stupid mouth has got me in trouble . i’ve said too much again . ’
- ‘ the way she feels about me has changed . ’
- ‘ thanks for playing , try again . ’
- ‘ i’m never speaking up again , it only hurts me . ’
- ‘ i’d rather be a mystery than you desert me . ’
- ‘ all you need is love is a lie ‘cause we had love but we still said goodbye . ’
- ‘ now we’re tired , battered fighters and it stings when it’s nobody’s fault . ’
- ‘ i know it was me who called it over , but i wish you’d fought me till your dying day . ’
- ‘ don’t let me get away . ’
- ‘ i can’t wait to figure out what’s wrong with me so i can say this is the way that i used to be . ’
( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( SEASON ONE ) SENTENCE STARTERS .
* starters from the lifetime & netflix series ‘ you ’ , based on a novel by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing.
- ‘ you’re a drug . you are worse than pills . ’
- ‘ i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
- ‘ you don’t love me . you never loved me . it was a lie . it was all a lie . ’
- ‘ if he came anywhere close to making you cum , you would’ve made a broadway show out of it . but you didn’t , cause he didn’t . ’
- ‘ you fall for the wrong men . you let them in . you let them hurt you . ’
- ‘ hey , uh , can you help me open a couple of bottles ? i have butterfingers ‘cause earlier i was touching butter . ’
- ‘ well , that was a mistake… never again . ever . ’
- ‘ i’m glad we met . i’m glad we’re friends ? ’
- ‘ friends ? for the love of christ … ’
- ‘ they say girls with daddy issues are really good in bed . ’
- ‘ it’s okay . i have a pretty bland face . ’
- ‘ you are insane to move in with her this quickly . you barely know her . ’
- ‘ you love who you love and love tells you what to do , easy - peasy . ’
- ‘ i think only an idiot tries what you just pulled . ’
- ‘ uh , who the fuck is this ? ’
- ‘ why would i want to kill him ? who wants to kill people ? ’
- ‘ i’ve seen enough romantic comedies to know guys like me are always getting into jams like this . ’
- ‘ from every boy masquerading as a man that you let into your body , your heart , you learned you didn’t have whatever magic turns a beast into a prince . ’
- ‘ you surrounded yourself with the girls you always resented , hoping to share their power , and hating yourself . ’
- ‘ stay away from them , because if you don’t , i’ll grab a steak knife and i’ll cut those little freak eyes out . ’
- ‘ hey stranger . you drool in your sleep . so cute . ’
- ‘ at the end of the day , people really are disappointing , aren’t they ? ’
- ‘ do you think i’m unremarkable ? ’
- ‘ unremarkable people don’t worry about being unremarkable . ’
- ‘ you sound apologetic , like you’re embarrassed to be a good girl . ’
- ‘ in the end , you couldn’t love me . i feel at peace with that now because i loved you the absolute best that i could . ’
- ‘ how can self - respecting women tolerate this crap ? ’
- ‘ sometimes i swear i’m the only real feminist you know . ’
- ‘ turns out , it is like the movies . the second it’s over , all you can remember is the stuff that made you fall in love . blazing through your mind , this rom - com montage made of the sweetest poison . ’
- ‘ it’s a miracle love ever happens , if it’s not a myth . ’
- ‘ if the zombies come , this is where i’m hiding . ’
- ‘ it scares me to love someone so completely and not have them love you back . ’
- ‘ i’m only going to ask this once and i need the truth . are you… or were you ever fucking them ? answer me . ’
- ‘ everything i have done, i have done for you . even this . ’
- ‘ grown - ups are assholes . ’
- ‘ he didn’t ever get her something that nice and she finally let him do anal . ’
- ‘ some guys are assholes and you just have to realize that . ’
- ‘ he tried to finger bang me at the bar . ’
- ‘ he is nothing . he is trash . ’
- ‘ you’re the one who told me to keep reminding you that he’s a bastard . ’
- ‘ the most valuable things in life are usually the most helpless . ’
- ‘ runner’s high is better than sex . and for some it may last longer . ’
- ‘ i’m starting to think i’m some kind of magnet for dudes with serious issues . ’
- ‘ are you not wearing a bra ? and you want me to notice . ’
- ‘ male energy in my healing space just … isn’t optimal . ’
- ‘ why do men think disembodied members equal foreplay ? you know , they’re not aesthetically pleasing . ’
- ‘ it’s exhausting being your friend ! ’
- ‘ if that’s the case i should warn you i have the facial thing where i can’t hide what i’m thinking . ’
- ‘ how the hell am i supposed to be great with you being gone if you’re really gone ? ’
- ‘ find that brilliant badass inside of you and believe in her . i know i do . ’
- ‘ some people have a hard time letting love in . some people are built for love . some people… some people are searching , searching for someone who can love them in the way that they deserve . ’
- ‘ it’s a horrible feeling to know things have gone wrong and there’s nothing you can do to change it . ’
- ‘ i love you too , creeper . ’
- ‘ why’re you so sad ? you’re just so sad . ’
- ‘ sometimes i could swear i’ve known you forever . ’
- ‘ britney got through 2007 though , right ? ’
- ‘ i don’t know who i am . so how am i supposed to know what i want ? ’
( * & . — ‘ YOU ’ ( NOVEL ) SENTENCE STARTERS .
* starters from the 2014 novel ‘ you ’ by caroline kepnes . warnings for sex , violence , stalking , & swearing .
- ‘ you blush and i could love you . ’
- ‘ most people would say i’m the fuckup . ’
- ‘ it’s no secret that most people are fucking idiots . ’
- ‘ he’s a pretentious fuck and a liar . ’
- ‘ you need an escort , especially if you want to dress like a fucking whore . ’
- ‘ i like that you take care of yourself instead of filling your home and your pussy with a string of inadequate men . ’
- ‘ you’re a sweetheart . you see the best in people . you complement me . ’
- ‘ who can sleep with you in the world ? ’
- ‘ i will take that balloon and tie it around their neck because who the fuck can cunt out over a balloon ?! ’
- ‘ the assholes are always puzzled when the order of the universe is restored , when they are held accountable for their cowardly , pretentious, loveless ways . ’
- ‘ some guys are assholes and you have to accept that . ’
- ‘ the problem with books is that they end . ’
- ‘ the only thing crueler than a cage so small that a bird can’t fly is a cage so large that a bird thinks it can fly . ’
- ‘ you are not easily rescued . ’
- ‘ yeah, i don’t have a yale degree , but my bullshit detector is excellent . top drawer , even. ’
- ‘ the world fell out of love with love at some point . ’
- ‘ your lips were made for mine . you are the reason i have a mouth , a heart . ’
- ‘ if we were teenagers , i could kiss you . ’
- ‘ you ooze joy and she is an open wound , shrill and wan , unfucked and unloved . ’
- ‘ she knew she was killing me and she knew that i was not the type to go down without a fight . ’
- ‘ i know the power of silence . i remember my dad saying nothing and i remember his silences more vividly than i remember the things he said . ’
- ‘ happiness is believing that you’re gonna be happy . it’s hope . ’
- ‘ but did you read them , fuckface ? ’
- ‘ if people could handle their self - loathing , customer service would be smoother . ’
- ‘ the trouble with society is that if the average person knew about us – you , alone, orgasming three times a night , and me , across the street , watching you orgasm , alone – most people would say i’m the fuckup . ’
- ‘ you are a woman and i am a man and we belong in the dark together . ’
- ‘ talking to you is like traveling through time . ’
- ‘ the most important thing i know is that i want the possibility of you more than the reality of her . ’
- ‘ my middle school health teacher told us you can only hold eye contact for ten seconds before scaring or seducing someone . ’
- ‘ eye contact is what keeps us civilized . ’
- ‘ love’s a marathon , not a sprint . ’
- ‘ well , sometimes you just want to go where it’s dark , you know ? ’
- ‘ some people , it’s like they care more about their status updates than their actual lives . ’
- ‘ some people on this earth receive love , get married , and honeymoon in cabo . others do not . some people read alone on the sofa and some people read together , in bed . that’s life . ’
- ‘ don’t make a baby if you’re not capable of unconditional love . ’
- ‘ when i’m nervous , i get nasty . it’s a problem . ’
- ‘ that’s because every day is the only day . ’
- ‘ she’s dead inside , like a corpse . she instagrams methodically , clinically , as if she’s gathering evidence for defense , like her entire life is dedicated to proving that she has a life . ’
- ‘ we’re too old to be young . ’
- ‘ full of disclaimers , you’re like a warning label on a pack of cigarettes . ’
- ‘ if you knew what i went through to get into your home , that i messed up my back trying to know you , inside and out , you’d judge me for it . ’
- ‘ when a girl likes talking about you more than talking to you , well , in my experience , that’s the end . ’
- ‘ you grow through love . you don’t postpone love until you stop growing . ’
- ‘ you know they’re all pussies , each and every one of ‘em . ’
- ‘ most kids are assholes , just like most adults . ’
- ‘ it’s like they can smell the public school on me . ’
- ‘ who can sleep with you in the world ? ’
- ‘ he’s been to rehab , which is a travesty ; you can tell by his smug face that he’s not capable of genuine addiction . ’
- ‘ there’s emptiness in him that can never be filled , emptiness that dressed up well at prep school , where a lack of willpower is called creativity . ’
- ‘ what a shame to be so angered by what you don’t have that you treat what you do have like it’s nothing . ’
- ‘ i think that all children do better with happy parents than married parents . ’
- ‘ brunch , a meal invented by rich white chicks to rationalize day drinking and bingeing on french toast . ’
- ‘ you are a monster , deathly , solipsistic to the bone and you’re blasphemous because all you want is you . ’
- ‘ is your twitter bio your subtle way of announcing that you’re an attention whore who has no standards and will give an audience to any poor schmuck who says hello ? ’
- ‘ you miss me . and i miss you . ’
- ‘ i cry and watch pitch perfect and sing along with the barden bellas . i don’t want to be a person who knows the name of a fictional a cappella group in a chick flick but that’s what love has done to me . ’
- ‘ it’s amazing how good 50 and sunny feels after you’ve been bleeding in 12 with a windchill of go fuck yourself . ’
- ‘ you want to know what i know and hear what i like to hear . ’
- ‘ you relax your arms and lower your legs and when animals open up like that , they want to fuck . ’
- ‘ i’ll fucking kill hugh grant . ’
- ‘ life isn’t always ideal , not for most people . ’
- ‘ what makes us become us ? what fucks us up and why ? ’
- ‘ i want life to move slowly because i want to anticipate you with all my heart , greet you with all my heart , fuck you with all my heart , and miss you with all my heart . ’
- ‘ i have to laugh because i sound like a greeting card but i deserve this , you , joy . ’
- ‘ i hope you’ll ask me to eat you out in the bathroom at starbucks . ’
- ‘ he cheats on you . a lot . compulsively . ’
- ‘ it means you covet me . maybe even more than i realize since right now your hand is heading to your cunt yet again . ’
- ‘ you’re so clean that you’re dirty . ’
- ‘ they’re in their own world , where good things happen , a quarter mile and a million light years away . ’
- ‘ night moves don’t work in the morning . ’
- ‘ you don’t want to be spanked . you want love . ’
- ‘ dear girl , you’re not an island . be populated . be welcoming to love . ’
( * & . — BILLIE EILISH LYRICS .
- ‘ don’t you know i’m no good for you ? ’
- ‘ nothing ever stops you leaving . ’
- ‘ i could lie , say i like it like that . ’
- ‘ don’t you know too much already ? ’
- ‘ i’ll only hurt you if you let me . ’
- ‘ call me friend , but keep me closer . ’
- ‘ nothing is better sometimes . ’
- ‘ let me let you go . ’
- ‘ i just wish you could feel what you say . ’
- ‘ i know you too well . ’
- ‘ if ‘ i love you ’ was a promise , would you break it if you’re honest ? ’
- ‘ i don’t wanna be you anymore . ’
- ‘ losing feeling is getting old . ’
- ‘ only you know the way that i break . ’
- ‘ if we were meant to be , we would’ve been by now . ’
- ‘ all i see is him right now . ’
- ‘ go ahead and watch my heart burn with the fire that you started in me , but i’ll never let you back to put it out . ’
- ‘ your love feels so fake . ’
- ‘ if i could get to sleep , i would have slept by now . ’
- ‘ when you call my name , do you think i’ll come running ? ’
- ‘ so good at giving me nothing . ’
- ‘ when you close your eyes , do you picture me ? ’
- ‘ you should see me in a crown . ’
- ‘ your silence is my favorite sound . ’
- ‘ i like the way they all scream . ’
- ‘ i think you’re pretty . ’
- ‘ i’m not your baby . ’
- ‘ where’s my mind ? ’
- ‘ what an expensive fate . ’
- ‘ my v is for vendetta . ’
- ‘ thought that i’d feel better , but now i got a bellyache . ’
- ‘ i wear my noose like a necklace . ’
- ‘ i wanna make ‘em scared . ’
- ‘ don’t be cautious , don’t be kind . ’
- ‘ i don’t belong to anyone . ’
- ‘ by the way , you’ve been uninvited . ’
- ‘ why so sad , bunny ? ’
- ‘ call me calloused , call me cold . ’
- ‘ you better love me . ’
- ‘ i would hate to see you go . ’
- ‘ i hate to be the one that told you so . ’
- ‘ you just crossed the line , you’ve run out of time . ’
- ‘ sorry , sorry , i’m sorry , sorry… sike. ’
- ‘ wake up and smell the coffee . ’
- ‘ is your cup half full or empty ? ’
- ‘ i love it when you’re awfully quiet . ’
- ‘ you don’t have to keep it quiet . ’
- ‘ i know it makes you nervous , but i promise you it’s worth it . ’
- ‘ i promise you it’s worth it to show ‘em everything you kept inside . ’
- ‘ too shy to say , but i hope you stay . ’
( * & . A MILLION LITTLE THINGS / SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ you might not have been able to save them , but you sure as hell saved me . ’
- ‘ you are not the best part of my life … you are my life . ’
- ‘ delicious , delicious . that man is delicious . ’
- ‘ he’s like a chocolate george clooney with a caramel gosling center . ’
- ‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’
- ‘ i know this sounds crazy , but that is not the worst thing that ever happened to me . ’
- ‘ i’m happier than i’ve ever been and i’m not playing by the rules anymore . ’
- ‘ it’s perfectly normal to change your shirt fifteen times before going to play video games . ’
- ‘ you say everything happens for a reason . i can’t find a reason for this . ’
- ‘ it absolutely kills me that i wasn’t there for you . ’
- ‘ that was one time . and i’m sober now . ’
- ‘ happy birthweek is not a thing . ’
- ‘ i truly believe everything happens for a reason . the challenge in life is to find that reason . ’
- ‘ it’s not that i don’t want to live . i just don’t want to live like this . ’
- ‘ i dare you to go steal her mic and sing ‘ ( insert song here ) ’ . your version , wrong lyrics and all . ’
- ‘ i have so many feelings that i can’t process because i’m too ashamed to admit that i have them . ’
- ‘ when i first met you , you said what you needed was a time machine . where would you go if you had one ? ’
- ‘ sometimes i get really sad for no reason . actually , a lot of times . ’
- ‘ i tried . i tried to be the man you taught me to be . i tried not to ask for help . ’
- ‘ you’re allowed to be angry . you’re allowed to feel whatever it is that you feel . ’
- ‘ i can’t do this . i can’t hurt you . ’
- ‘ if you’re in there , can you just knock three times please , so that i know that you’re still alive ? ’
- ‘ listen , i’m sorry . i tried . i can’t not care . ’
- ‘ not that you need my permission , but you deserve to be happy . ’
- ‘ you’re right , i don’t know what i’m talking about . ’
- ‘ i always thought the next apartment i would rent would be for us . ’
- ‘ i have seen porn flicks with more plot twists than your love life . ’
- ‘ maybe you should stop taking shots at me and get them back. or is it your plan to stand there and do nothing and lose them forever ? ’
- ‘ you’re always so fast to assume that it’s my fault , but guess what ? you don’t know ! ’
- ‘ you know what life is really about ? friendship . you and me . right here . yeah , us . that’s what it’s about . ’
- ‘ of course i’m scared . i thought you of all people could understand that . ’
- ‘ dare me to do anything and make it really hard . ’
- ‘ i was here , dammit, until i wasn’t . ’
- ‘ you can’t worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today . be here . ’
- ‘ it’s got to be the hardest thing i did in my life . ’
- ‘ sometimes you can’t do the fun thing – the thing that makes you happy . you have to do the right thing . ’
- ‘ whatever we did , whatever happened , we also created a life . ’
- ‘ how can something so small cause so much pain ?! ’
- ‘ the thing is i don’t have time to be angry because i have to use up all of my energy to make sure that he is okay . ’
- ‘ you’re not the boss of you anymore . ’
- ‘ slight problem . he found the pregnancy test . ’
- ‘ just because you’re scared , doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it . ’
- ‘ there’s nothing you can say to change the fact that i love you . ’
- ‘ this is your baby . it’s just , it’s too much . we hurt too many people . ’
- ‘ it’s bad enough you wrecked your marriage but don’t try to wreck mine . ’
- ‘ you may think you have a bulletproof relationship , but so did i . ’
- ‘ wow , i don’t want you to take this the wrong way , but i really wish you hadn’t met me . ’
- ‘ you don’t get it . i know you think i’m distant . i am just trying to survive . ’
- ‘ there’s a history of ‘ we don’t talk about that ’ in my family . ’
- ‘ as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ’
( * & . — WILL & GRACE SENTENCE STARTERS .
- ‘ because that’s the way the story of the gay guy and the straight girl is always told , isn’t it ? he broke her heart . poor her . but you were just being you . ’
- ‘ bury it deep inside you and just cry in the shower like a normal person . ’
- ‘ can i take you to my therapist ? because he thinks i’m making you up . ’
- ‘ halloween just happens to be the one day out of the year that makes the other 364 days bearable . ’
- ‘ he doesn’t like madonna . ’
- ‘ hey , we could go out and have life experiences of our own then get together later and discuss them . you know , like the people on tv do . ’
- ‘ i don’t want to be an adult anymore . it’s very hard ! ’
- ‘ i get it , universe. i’m garbage . ’
- ‘ i hate it when bad guys are handsome . it’s like scar in lion king . ’
- ‘ i just want somebody who gets me . somebody who’s comfortable in my world and makes me laugh and occasionally brings me flowers . and… somebody who likes kittens . and the hardcore bondage scene . ’
- ‘ i knew you could either be a guy i dated for awhile or be a friend for life , but not both . ’
- ‘ i know you can’t turn someone gay , you can only make them wish they were . ’
- ‘ i know you heard all that . so come on out , laugh in my face . ’
- ‘ i need you to have my back and agree with everything i say . it’s your one job . ’
- ‘ i was distracted because your shirt has been open all night . ’
- ‘ if i was better at thinking of devastating things in the moment i would destroy you right now ! but they always come out ten minutes too late . ’
- ‘ if we’re not with anybody when we’re old , let’s meet in the middle of the brooklyn bridge you and me , and have somebody push us off . ’
- ‘ i’m a lady , assface. ’
- ‘ i’m going to take the high road . and not just because i’m high . ’
- ‘ i’m sorry i said that… you’re in love with me . i know that’s not true . ’
- ‘ i’ve always said that if your genitals are on the outside , you’re hiding something on the inside . ’
- ‘ i’ve kissed her more times than i can count and every single time i felt something . ’
- ‘ let me get out my umbrella . sounds like the forecast calls for hurtful comments . ’
- ‘ look at me , i’m a freakin’ bombshell . ’
- ‘ look at you , you little hottie . ’
- ‘ most human beings are endowed with the capacity to feel human emotion . they’re weak . ’
- ‘ my constant fear of death has infused my lovemaking with a sense of panic that has really upped my game . ’
- ‘ no heterosexual man has ever sat this way . ’
- ‘ oh ,look! my ride’s here and it’s a huff ! believe i’ll leave in it . ’
- ‘ oh my god , i hate myself . wait a minute , why go there ? it’s negative . i hate him. ’
- ‘ oh , honey. i’ve got a fake laugh with your name all over it . ’
- ‘ okay , shush, i’m talking . ’
- ‘ once i’ve taken my bra off it’s all over . no way i’m strapping that thing back on again . ’
- ‘ one of the good things about being single is you learn how to get through a crisis alone . ’
- ‘ people die . i might die . even worse , i might get old . ’
- ‘ psst . i’d like you to eat me . ’
- ‘ really , when i give you advice i’m just talking out of my ass . ’
- ‘ sorry i’m late . but i got here as soon as i wanted to . ’
- ‘ talk to the boob . ’
- ‘ the point is , this place can’t fix you – because you’re not broken . ’
- ‘ they’re young and hot , we’re old and not . nothing else matters . ’
- ‘ wait a minute, what’s wrong ? wine, tissues, charcoal facial masks … all we need is a box of donuts and it’s a comfort kit . ’
- ‘ we are not having a threeway again . ’
- ‘ we can sit in the back row and every time straight people kiss , we hiss . ’
- ‘ what is the problem ? it was just a kiss . ’
- ‘ which lever do i pull to be crushed by a safe ? ’
- ‘ why does anyone go to any doctor ? fear and pills . ’
- ‘ why is flaky such a bad quality in a date, but such a good quality in a crust ? ’
- ‘ you are exactly who you’re supposed to be . ’
- ‘ you brought liquor into a movie theater ? that’s so classy . ’
- ‘ you can’t trust people you met on the internet . i went on a date with this guy i met online and he seemed really nice . but at the end of the evening ? i stole $200 from his wallet . ’
- ‘ you don’t understand , it was a really good kiss . ’
- ‘ you just kinda split yourself into two people to get through it . the person it happened to and the one who gets through the day . ’
- ‘ you’re a tigress! girl, you sure know how to put a smile in a lady’s pants . ’
- ‘ you’re an awful human being . and i’ll always be here for you . ’
- ‘ you’re honest , you’ve got no agenda , you’re not manipulative … it’s like you’re talking in code . ’
- ‘ you’ve never felt too gross for sex ? ’