#twilight shitpost
how am I supposed to live with the fact that edwards d!ck sparkles in the sunlight
-Jacob Black
everytime someone mentions eddie’s sheen peen my brain automatically starts singing “let’s have some fun, this beat is sick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick”and i don’t know who i blame more smeyer or lady gaga
I would genuinely love to see a Twilight x Teen Wolf crossover- like what would the relationships be like? How would these 2 universes that are so similar yet so different intertwine? I need to know.
Bella is a Debut girl
Rosalie loves Reputation
Edward loves Folklore
Alice and Jasper are Evermore fans
Carslile and Esme are big fans of Red
Emmett adores Speak Now
Opened Netflix and I see this:
I’m sorry-
What is this
Emmett is the kind of guy who dances with the straight assholes hitting on women at a gay bar
Strangers in the buss: Wow, that person is reading a HUGE book! They must be super smart!
Me trying to not show the front of Midnight Sun on my lap: Yess haha it’s a bit like the Bible
Bella with zero-ass chill at the hospital almost throwing the Cullens under the bus. But what else can we expect from this “JASPER NO FAIR WITH THE MOOD CONTROL” mfer
Everyone now that the movies are on Netflix
I’m not sure if I’m late with this meme but with the power of family, Aro would’ve never set foot in front of the Cullens ever again.
h(O)ly shit no one messes with the ©ullens
I know it’s a small town but like this scene in the movie never made sense to me cuz like who hangs out in the parking lot before/after school?
We all have our vices.
Bella the day Edward came back from Alaska
I mean look at him!
Jasper seeing Alice for the first time like
✨Kermit the frog x Twilight✨
Happy Pride from The Cullens!! ️️⚧️
Me reading both books to see what they were both thinking at all times like:
I never thought about how I’d go into debt, but going into debt for something I loved seemed like a pretty good way to go
✨Some Spongebob x Twilight for ya’ll✨
This is exactly how it happened
Oh noooooo
