#twilight shitpost
Happy Pride from The Cullens!! ️️⚧️
Me reading both books to see what they were both thinking at all times like:
I never thought about how I’d go into debt, but going into debt for something I loved seemed like a pretty good way to go
✨Some Spongebob x Twilight for ya’ll✨
This is exactly how it happened
Oh noooooo
This part of Edward’s ‘monologue’ in Midnight Sun.
I normally try to post memes that are just one image, for all my attention-deficit Kings, Queens, and Non-Binary Royal Beings out there, but this was a story of love and loss that was too powerful to fit into one picture
Renee care about your daughter genuinely for a single hour challenge
A vampire girl has to cope somehow
We all knew what Charlie really meant when he told Bella, “It’s a good thing he’s happily married. A lot of the nurses at the hospital have a hard time concentrating on their work with him around.“
All of us obsessed with Emmett and his eggs
Forgot to add this to the New Girl x Twilight post & I thought it could be it’s own thing, enjoy
✨New Girl x Twilight✨
Terrible, he didn’t even set up the plot
I’m sorry, but like, don’t they?
Tyler sliding into school to take out the police chief’s daughter
Listen, I love this song but I just don’t understand anything he’s saying in this song I will keep shouting random words to tell myself I know the song
In this Twilight AU:
- Alice does not approve!
- Rose is tired of having to carry dozens of eggs to the house cuz you know she supports her !
- Bella laughs at the whole thing and then joins him.
- Edward left the house cuz he can’t stand the smell.
- Esme is the most supportive and will buy every piece he makes.
- Carlisle is proud that Emmett is doing something.
- Jasper does not exist.
Fin.
This is why he drinks
