#tyrondy

Ty: Okay, so there’s a few problems with your plan. Actually more than a few.

Tandy: What? Nah this is gonna work.

Ty: If you have to tell me there’s a 78 percent chance we’re gonna die it’s not a good plan.

I couldn’t imagine my life without you.

Tandy: We need a signal.

Ty: A what?

Tandy: So that if one of us is in trouble the other one will know.

Ty: I mean I think we’ve been doing it alright.

Tandy: Okay but you didn’t get sold into human trafficking. We need a signal.

Ty: You know on second thought we really need a signal-

Tandy: Oh. My. Gosh. Is this your diary???

Ty: What- hEY PUT THAT DOWN!

Tandy: *flipping the pages* No WAY you write poems?

Ty: Poems? Uh, no those aren’t-

Tandy: Oooh this one has my name on it.

Ty: ThAT’S not about you-it’s uh-it’s about a different Tandy!!!

Season 1 vibes

Tandy: What if I had the cloak and you had the daggers? How different do you think our lives would be?

Ty: Tandy, you don’t need ANOTHER tool to steal from people.

Ty: Shit, I think I’m gonna throw up-

Tandy: Don’t TELL me! Teleport to a trash can like a sane person!

Ty + Tandy + the ambulance

Tandy:I’m ready to go!

Ty: Uh, no you’re not. Tandy, I mean it when I say your face is truly and legitimately purple.

Tandy: Oh, that. Yeah I had a face mask mishap. It’ll be back to normal in like 2 weeks.

Ty: No…no no I refuse to be seen in public as Cloak and Eggplant.

“Imagine if men were as disgusted with rape as they are with periods.”

—Tandy Bowen, reflecting on her life

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.

Ty: Tandy…I think I screwed something up really bad so don’t freak out when I tell you-

Tandy:FINALLY THE DAY HAS COME!

Ty:Huh?

Tandy: Thank goodness! I’m so tired of being the one who always causes the problems.