#tyrone

Tandy:I’m ready to go!

Ty: Uh, no you’re not. Tandy, I mean it when I say your face is truly and legitimately purple.

Tandy: Oh, that. Yeah I had a face mask mishap. It’ll be back to normal in like 2 weeks.

Ty: No…no no I refuse to be seen in public as Cloak and Eggplant.

*On the bus*

Ty: *whispering* Hey…hey Tandy?

Tandy:Mmhmm?

Ty: Will you switch spots with me?

Tandy: I thought you wanted the aisle seat?

Ty: The woman across from me smells like ham.

Tandy: Ooh…that sounds like a you problem. Goodnight. Sweet dreams porkers.