I miss him

OK I’m TIRED of this shit. Stop asking me if I want bottom surgery! Here are 3 reasons:

1. I already LIVE in bikini bottom

2. Just because I’m nonbinary DOES NOT mean you are allowed to ask invasive questions about my body, or any other trans/nb persons body! Stop being a fucking pervert!

3. I’m ALREADY A BOTTOM, I don’t need surgery to guarantee it!!

huey-unofficial:

Sometimes I black our for days and wake up in a puddle of unknown substances

You think that’s bad?

Sometimes I wake up

huey-unofficial:

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huey-unofficial:

:

oh yeah

I’m also an orphan now lol

@huey-unofficial we’re twinning

Oh shit

The junior woodchucks are our family now

aren’t we like five or something how the fuck are we gonna survive bröther

First of all

And 2nd

The guidebook shall keep us well

Got my copy right here

@huey-unofficial is red like fire

@louie–unofficial is green like the earth

I am blue like water

And Phooey is yellow like piss

huey-unofficial:

deweyduck-unofficial:

Y’know

Sometimes I really miss him…

Joe mama

Y’know

Sometimes I really miss him…

huey-unofficial:

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huey-unofficial:

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huey-unofficial:

I summon thee forward, @sofia-the-first-unofficial, to discuss the accounts of your sisters treason and what affects it has on you in the new world and thus your reinstatement as a junior woodchuck

According to my recollections your sister @snow-white-official tried to rise up against president lilo in the ancient times. This resulting in an immediate excommunication of both of you from the Junior Woodchucks.

However

Swiftly after, Lilo herself, and I abandoned that world for it was no longer the great land we once knew. And since you had no direct link to Snow White’s treason I shall grant you access into the Woodchucks once more, if you shall accept (if you do you will have made yourself a band of the strongest allies. However if you refuse there us a chance that we may be your enemy in the future)

If you decide to accept this offer you just vow your loyalty to the Junior Woodchucks with a blood oath. If you are caught in disloyal affairs once more a trial will be held and if you are found guilty you will be executed and sent to spend your days in the newly rebuilt purgatory.

Do you accept?

I accept

It is time to scribe your name into the sacred book using your own blood

there you go, duck

Welcome new Woodchuck! Our main base is here in the Couch Fort and as you can see it is a labyrinth. There is no map so if you ever get so lost that you find yourself battling with the inner depths of your own psyche and you’re losing you can call either myself or @deweyduck-unofficial and we will guide you to a safer part of the labyrinth or outside if that’s the way yer headed :)

The couches call to me like a flame calls to a moth

It’s basically Halloween

I’m just a duck looking for his own pokemon transformer

huey-unofficial:

deweyduck-unofficial:

huey-unofficial:

deweyduck-unofficial:

I just wanna be a cowboy baby

But I’m cowboy

I can still dream

I’ll let u play with my cowboy costume when I’m done

roman-torchwick-official:

huey-unofficial:

roman-torchwick-official:

everyday I wake up and go: Is it a bones or a no bones day?

It’s neither.

Reject the bones

Give the bones to me I want ur bones

Excuse me, what the fuck?

Are you a duck??

I’m actually more like an unstable entity of pure chaos incarnate but yes I do take the shape of a duck most times

roman-torchwick-official:

everyday I wake up and go: Is it a bones or a no bones day?

It’s neither.

Reject the bones

Give the bones to me I want ur bones

huey-unofficial:

Not gonna lie I think I’m still stuck between the cushions of the couch fort

I’ve just grown used to the constant darkness and faint tinkling of a music box off in the distance

I stopped trying to follow it after I realized I was more likely than not walking in a literal circle for 2 days

Not gonna lie I think I’m still stuck between the cushions of the couch fort

I’ve just grown used to the constant darkness and faint tinkling of a music box off in the distance

huey-unofficial:

I have been awoken from my cheese induced slumber who dares distrub plush Hueys sacred rest?

S̷̢̨̞̘̮͙͙̽̆͊Ḣ̶̝͇̤̣̯̳̹̬̊̏̈̓͊̇͛͘̚͠Ơ̸̧̡̡̩̝̠͚̥̗͖̳̦̻̹̬̞̠͍̙̩̘̣̯̄́͂͆̄͌̒̌̾̎̋̃̽̾͌̊͐͐͘̚͠W̶͖̖̦̙͕̼̿̋͝ ̸̛͍͎̭̖̥̪͍̰̫͔͉͒̋̑̎̅̆́̈̈́̽͌̽̆̕͠͝Ţ̸͔̮͚̼̖͉͇̝̩̦̬̣͌̇͆͑͒̽̓͆̅͘͜ͅͅH̴̫̮͔͙̻̆́̓́͂͊̇̾̀̅́͗̀͝Ÿ̵̢̛̠̗̯̜͕̯͍̝̰̬̪̘̥̗̖̳̜̦͍̈́͐͊̋͊̄͌͛̈́̓̄͋́̌̑̈́̑̚͜͝͝Ņ̸̨̛̯͔͖͖̮͇̞̹̣̻̯̩̝̝̲̹͕̜̤̝͒͒̈́͗̋̈́̀̍̈́͆̕E̶̢̼̻̙̿͗̈́̍̀̀̒̓̄̈̌ ̶̛̳̮̹̲͇̩̫͚̱̠̘̦͖̥̦͉̭̿̑͋̀̽̆͘ͅS̶̗̫͊E̶̡̟̥͚͉̭̭̩̩͇̔͗̓͐̊̀̈̾̋̅͑͒̎̊̅́̏͂̽̋̕̕L̷̖͉͎͑̓͋͆͌͗̈̀̀͌̇͗̑̐̄͌̔͛̋̇̕̚͘̚͜F̵̖͍̥̪̼̪̾̾̃̈́̑͌̃͆͑͐́̓̾͂̆̀̀̍͆̉̈́͊̌͜

Thought I would think of something funny to add to this if I waited long enough but I fell asleep again smfh

Me when I see a marble lookin particularly scrumdiddlyumptious

I have been awoken from my cheese induced slumber who dares distrub plush Hueys sacred rest?

S̷̢̨̞̘̮͙͙̽̆͊Ḣ̶̝͇̤̣̯̳̹̬̊̏̈̓͊̇͛͘̚͠Ơ̸̧̡̡̩̝̠͚̥̗͖̳̦̻̹̬̞̠͍̙̩̘̣̯̄́͂͆̄͌̒̌̾̎̋̃̽̾͌̊͐͐͘̚͠W̶͖̖̦̙͕̼̿̋͝ ̸̛͍͎̭̖̥̪͍̰̫͔͉͒̋̑̎̅̆́̈̈́̽͌̽̆̕͠͝Ţ̸͔̮͚̼̖͉͇̝̩̦̬̣͌̇͆͑͒̽̓͆̅͘͜ͅͅH̴̫̮͔͙̻̆́̓́͂͊̇̾̀̅́͗̀͝Ÿ̵̢̛̠̗̯̜͕̯͍̝̰̬̪̘̥̗̖̳̜̦͍̈́͐͊̋͊̄͌͛̈́̓̄͋́̌̑̈́̑̚͜͝͝Ņ̸̨̛̯͔͖͖̮͇̞̹̣̻̯̩̝̝̲̹͕̜̤̝͒͒̈́͗̋̈́̀̍̈́͆̕E̶̢̼̻̙̿͗̈́̍̀̀̒̓̄̈̌ ̶̛̳̮̹̲͇̩̫͚̱̠̘̦͖̥̦͉̭̿̑͋̀̽̆͘ͅS̶̗̫͊E̶̡̟̥͚͉̭̭̩̩͇̔͗̓͐̊̀̈̾̋̅͑͒̎̊̅́̏͂̽̋̕̕L̷̖͉͎͑̓͋͆͌͗̈̀̀͌̇͗̑̐̄͌̔͛̋̇̕̚͘̚͜F̵̖͍̥̪̼̪̾̾̃̈́̑͌̃͆͑͐́̓̾͂̆̀̀̍͆̉̈́͊̌͜

huey-unofficial:

They have entrapped me in this plush prison

unoficial-kirby:

im bald

Me too

Kind of wanna rob Arby’s if their sandwhich bags… my partners aren’t home so fuck it let’s go Mario @low-battery-paxton