There is a user who has been making antisemetic, racist remarks and trying to pass them as jokes for a while now. He is severely inappropriate and any amount of criticism towards what he is saying has not changed his ways. I recommend that you block and report @borat-/official (without the /) and I recommend that you don’t interact with him, as he has been harassing many members of our community despite the fact that they made it clear we do not want to interact with him. He has found out one of our members main blogs and harassed them on there as well. Remember, report, block, and move around the clock. Try not to interact with this fucking sicko
Ok so I have an idea to take down Zeus! I have this poisonous blowfish serum… if it’s mixed with something Zeus is allergic to, it could be enough to weaken him… any ideas what else we could put in it?
I summon thee forward, @sofia-the-first-unofficial, to discuss the accounts of your sisters treason and what affects it has on you in the new world and thus your reinstatement as a junior woodchuck
According to my recollections your sister @snow-white-official tried to rise up against president lilo in the ancient times. This resulting in an immediate excommunication of both of you from the Junior Woodchucks.
However
Swiftly after, Lilo herself, and I abandoned that world for it was no longer the great land we once knew. And since you had no direct link to Snow White’s treason I shall grant you access into the Woodchucks once more, if you shall accept (if you do you will have made yourself a band of the strongest allies. However if you refuse there us a chance that we may be your enemy in the future)
If you decide to accept this offer you just vow your loyalty to the Junior Woodchucks with a blood oath. If you are caught in disloyal affairs once more a trial will be held and if you are found guilty you will be executed and sent to spend your days in the newly rebuilt purgatory.
Do you accept?
I accept
It is time to scribe your name into the sacred book using your own blood
there you go, duck
Welcome new Woodchuck! Our main base is here in the Couch Fort and as you can see it is a labyrinth. There is no map so if you ever get so lost that you find yourself battling with the inner depths of your own psyche and you’re losing you can call either myself or @deweyduck-unofficial and we will guide you to a safer part of the labyrinth or outside if that’s the way yer headed :)
The couches call to me like a flame calls to a moth
