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More Sam and Max Dall-E mini stuff in which I just started throwing stuff at it basically

My beautiful Dall-E creations

Capitalism? what is that??

i always think about how jeff bezos just fucking died one day lmao… the capitalism days were not the greatest let me tell you 

YOOOO HOLY SHIT I JUST WOKE UP AND APPARENTLY JEFFREY BEZOS DIED IN SPACE ?? LETS GOOOO WE WIN THESE

At last, a bunch of corporations got bitten hard in their butts.

A group of teenagers coded some kind of Debrander, an AI that corrects the appearance of products, removing all kinds of logos and advertising imagery in images and videos.

The software is now free to the public and many content creators got a hold of it.

Finally, free advertising no more for those lazy bums.

EVERYONE WAS MANIFESTING JEFF BEZOS BLOWING UP BUT I NEVER THOUGHT IT WOULD ACTUALLY HAPPEN AHDHAJASHAHAKK

whats twitter

other cartoon fandoms: damn the original creator isn’t gonna be involved in the remake :(( this is gonna suck

the danny phantom fandom: HELL YEAH BUTCH HARTMAN ISN’T DOESN’T GET A SINGLE SAY IN THE NEW DP REMAKE

did

Did the Wendy’s Twitter account get shadowbanned?

What series of events must have occured for that to happen?

Huh??????

Oh thank god, Nintendo FINALLY brought Virtual Console to the switch! Took em long enough

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Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

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I’m so fucking sick of it

Bruce Wayne IS NOT BATMAN!!! Leave the damn man alone! No offense but Bruce Wayne is a fucking idiot

Have any of your seen a single interview with him? The man legitimately didn’t believe narwhals existed

Cut of said interview:

Bruce Wayne: so the sea unicorns are real?!

Honestly Bruce Wayne is THE definition of himbo,I don’t know why ya’ll keep insisting that he’s the bat.

Ok, but remember when the Riddler crashed a Wayne Gala. Bruce decked the first goon to get with 10 feet of his kids.

He’s just a really good parent. If you had your gang of children at a heist you too would drop anyone who approaches them

Look the baseline for Gotham himbo is different from everywhere else. You wouldn’t understand, you’re probably from Metropolis or smth.

As a parent, I second @frostbittenbucky That is simply instinct. I ill personally fight the joker if he threatened my kids. He may win, but he would not come out unscathed. Bruce Wayne is just a mother hen doing his best

I’ve seen Bruce Wayne stutter when trying to buy hot dogs from a vendor on main street outside his office, anyone who says him and the bat are the same has to be on something.

but the butts are the same

Are you seriously going on the fact that their butts are the same? That’s creepy af! Now you’re sexualising both of them >:(

Thank you!!!111!1!!!! Disgusting

Honestly the theory of Bruce Wayne being Batman it’s simply ridiculous, the guy is well intended trying to give jobs to people but he can’t be Batman, he doesn’t know the difference between buying a Netflix subscription or buying Netflix

Are we honestly thinking the guy that locked his keys in his cars 4x last year, that we know of, is batman? This man cannot even remember how to spell AAA for roadside service, he definitely is NOT batman.

Are we saying that the guy who started crying when he got lost in the supermarket after they remodeled and he was separated from his youngest child is batman??? Really?? Didn’t Damian end up making an announcement to try and find his dad??

Isn’t Batman an excellent actor? Couldn’t he be pretending as “Bruce Wayne” to be a complete idiot? And it can’t be cheap being the Batman. I’m just saying that if you ignore the obfuscation, it’s clear that Batman is using “Bruce Wayne” as a disguise. There’s probably no real Bruce Wayne at all, just some rich kid that after his parents died went off and died of a drug overdose or something.

Listen every time I see the tired “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” “joke” “theory” I roll my eyes. Because we’re missing the obvious. Look at the Planet’s website. Look at their reporters. All fairly small looking people with the exception of one who’s fucking built like a wall. You know the one I’m talking about.

Think about it? Clark Kent is only seen during the day. Batman at night. Knows lots of things based on his job as a reporter. The uhhhh physique. Plus think about it. When you think of it, biggest distinguishing features of Kent? Aside from the build which can’t be hidden to easily, the glasses, and the “aww shucks I’m just a simple boy who loves women” voice. What does Batman have? Obviously disguised voice and upper face. Think through it.

YES!!

THANK YOU!!

Finally someone stating the obvious! Clark Kent couldn’t more obviously be Batman. All you “Bruce Wayne is the Bat” conspiracy theorists need to open your eyes. Bruce Wayne? Batman?? Are you kidding? My friend works for Wayne enterprises and they’ve lost count of how many times they’ve had to tell him, THE OWNER OF THE WHOLE COMPANY, where to find boardroom B, or where the cafeteria is, or “does this elevator go to all the floors?” Y’all really think this is the same guy finding his way around Gotham at night IN A MASK?

Meanwhile we’ve seen numerous times where Clark Kent has been on the scene faster even than the police, clearly this man knows his way around.

“Bruce Wayne is Batman” smh

Also Bruce has what, 6, 7 kids now? We all know he doesn’t have a nanny. Sure he has that butler guy, but he is practically 90. You are telling me Bruce Wayne can run an entire company, be a single father to 6 kids, AND have the energy to fight bad guys at night? Absolute nonsense. Do we forget the collage of tired dad Bruce the tabloid ran just last week from all of his sighs from his kids’ shenanigans. He is trying his best, you guys just want to put single moms on a pedestal and forget that dads can be exhausted too!

You know who doesn’t run an entire conglomerate and manage a house of 9? Clark Kent. Obviously the posters above get it. He has the build, the look, the excuse with his job, and more importantly- THE TIME!

#ClarkKentIsBatman

sometimes I dream but its like my life is entirely normal and the only change is that I have chickens. Which sounds nice, but apparently my subconscious runs real-time logs on how often I have this dream because when I have it again the chickens are starving and the bags of feed are rotten because its been so long since I had the dream the last??? Or maybe I’ve only had the dream once and my brain just made it feel like I’ve had it a bunch but I swear I know these chickens. It’s fucked up.

Anyway it left me very unsettled this morning.

homohamlet:

this is great

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