This started as a joke between me and @aplaceofnonsense in our Discord group, but it’s grown into a psuedo-headcanon.  We have concluded that Jaskier is either the physical embodiment of Destiny or he’s the Slavic equivalent to the god Pan.

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The convo:

Saph: With Jaskier being human and Geralt aging slowly, he’ll have to watch him get old and die and now I’m sad…

Me: I’ll laugh my ass off if it turns out if he’s secretly immortal and more powerful than any of them, but doesn’t tell them because he just wants to sing xD  

Saph: …what?

Me: What we know about Jaskier:

• He hasn’t aged a day in the decade-plus Geralt’s known him
• With his penchant for getting in trouble, how has he survived this long?
• He and Geralt aren’t always traveling together…
• …but when they do, Jaskier’s the reason behind Geralt being in “the right place at the right time” to meet his destinies (Yen and Ciri)
• Jaskier dragged him to the ball where he evoked the Law of Surprise
• Jaskier got injured down the road from the only mage that could save him (Yennefer)
• what was Jaskier doing in the area, anyway?
• he literally came out of nowhere just to be a catalyst in their meeting
• This dude is the embodiment of Destiny
• Meanwhile, Geralt’s over there thinking Yen and Ciri are his destiny, while actual Destiny is huffing in the corner
  
• But what if he’s Pan?  
• I mean, he’s musical, likes the sex and is a fun-loving guy
• and he’s pansexual (Joey Batey said he falls in love with everyone)

The possibilities are hilarious!

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Geralt, learning Jaskier is immortal: Why didn’t you mention this?! 

Jaskier: Didn’t seem important…

Jaskier:  Btw, I’m writing a new tune, have a listen–

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Yennefer, being emo: Do the gods hate me?! 

Jaskier: Yes–I mean what?

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Additional headcanon: Roach is the only one who knows about Jaskier.

urupotter:

HP characters and politics:

Harry votes for Tony Blair. Generally a Liberal, believes in liberal institutions, and reduction of poverty through welfare. Also a war hawk (Harry would most definitely be a war hawk)

Ron votes Labour because it’s family tradition, like being a Gryffindor

Hermione is Elizabeth Warren, generally based and very much a wonk. Kooky ideas about what causes inflation though (yeah yeah she’s American I know and idc)

Snape doesn’t vote because he thinks it’s “useless” like any other dipshit western leftist, but unlike them he walks the walk and actually does terrorism, be it right wing or left wing

James Potter is Margaret Thatcher. Rich, wants to lower taxes, Fights against dictatorships.

Sirius votes Labour to piss off his family

Peter is Alt-Right

Lupin is a Lib-Dem. Nice, but mostly rather useless.

Hard agree, except:

Peter tells everyone he’s voting Labour, but secretly he’s voting for UKIP

To celebrate my birthday this year my dear friend @heyboydraws put together a little event where I basically bingo myself lol. Thank you to everyone who submitted a story. Each on of these bingo squares represents to a story i will be drawing for. I’m really looking forward to working on this all year long. Wish me luck… it’s about to get weird

Ok, first we had this

Then this

There was a typo by the way, it’s ‘Castiel’ instead of ‘casting out’, as pointed in the comments below, I fixed it.

I have many questions about these but first one is:

-WHY AM I NOT SEEING DOZENS OF COCKLESMETAS ON MY DASH ???

Second :

-Does Cockles even need metas at this point?

And third : where are my metas and fics and fanarts and metas and people freaking out in the comments like these ones :

And Why are you fandom not freaking out about what Jensen said especially?

“There were some expressions in them that weren’t Castiel, and I remember seeing that and I think that broke me”

Is it because of the typo?

So it’s fixed now, yes ladies and gentlemen, he said what he said, let’s freak out collectively

@castiel-left-his-mark-on-me@breaking-up-with-cockles@theyarebothgunshot@whengeorgiawentblue

spacepanda7:

Neil: *constantly wary about being murdered by the mob for not holding up his end of the deal or by his father’s old associates* Well, at least I’m no longer actively being hunted by my father and my psychotic, exy prodigy nemesis now.

Zuko: *constantly wary about being assassinated by disgruntled citizens of his nation, vengeful citizens of other nations, or his father’s old associates* Well, at least I’m no longer actively being hunted by my father and my psychotic, firebending prodigy sister now.

additionally:

its actually canon that jack was in the logang sooooo

iwasbored777:

tempestnoire:

iwasbored777:

Me trying to figure out if the fan art is of Miraculous Ladybug or Spy x Family:

I swear every single time I look at some Spy x Family fanart I get really confused thinking it’s some kind of weird aged-up Adrinette AU

Before I knew Spy x Family was a thing I thought it was always aged up Adrienette

GLAD IM NOT THE ONLY ONE. Some discord friends agree with me too.

I really have to start watching spy x family… too busy lately but I’ll get to it SOON.

arkfeather:

animal

Oh look, they’re camera shy!

My toxic trait is that I think the Sith are cooler and sexier than the Jedi.

manifesting a post-redemption/betterment/whatever the fuck happens mutual hug in season 3

fallowsthorn:

annabelle–cane:

schrodinger’s chekhov’s gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it’s too early to tell if that’s relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

schrodinger’s chekov’s occam’s razor: you find an inconsistent or inaccurate detail in a work that would be brilliant if it was foreshadowing a plot twist later on, but it’s too early to tell whether the author expects you to be smart, and the simplest explanation is that they fucked up

~ I felt like it would make a nice home screen

17/04/19

Edited 21/04/19

Purge Trooper shirt for Kenobi show….is it….