#valorant chamber

Chamber’s kinda unshippable 

(for now)

honestlyitsjustsam:

Me and the gays Sentinels waiting for Mr. Deadeye

LMAO

Random Shitpost/Thought about Chamber’s persona if he’s a guardian

(Strict Dad material coming up)

Chamber 

• Etiquette shit
  》 The main highlight of Chamber’s guardianship bullcrap is maintaining the kid’s public image. 
  》 The guy probably has like a personal collection of cotton shirts and demin vests in his closet. I’m not gonna be surprised if he actually bought his kid a pack of silk suits and trousers.
  (Perfectionistic asshole )
  》 Ties and suits are a must for formal events; Chamber’s extra careful in presenting the perfect side of the child (even though they’re like in K-12).
  》 ”Sir, these tuxedos are too itchy, can I not wear them today-”
       “You’re a Fabron, pour l'amour de Dieu, the dress code is a must.”
      “But Sir——————”
  》 Honestly the guy couldn’t care much about it LMAO
  》 Chamber doesn’t give a shit about their manners as long as they wave their hand at the right person and let him do the talking. He thinks it’s not the right time for a child to embrace the entirety of social etiquette stuff, but he’ showing bits of it just for the kid to have a general idea of it until they reach their teenage years.

• Leniency
  》 There’s a fine line between sarcasm and Chamber actually being lenient when it comes to personal freedom.
  》 He’s not going to be easy on the kid if they happen to be a teen tho
  》 “Hey Sir, there’s a homecoming event in our school next week, can I-”
       “I don’t think using this opportunity to flirt with people will be an option for you.”
  》 “Hey Sir, can I go grab a coffee down the streets?”
       “We already have a Breville at home. What do you want, eight pounds of sugar added to that coffee?”
      “Sir I just want a quick cup of coffee-”
       “I’m not saying that you can’t go and buy one”
      The kid: (._.)
  》 Chamber’s totally fine with hangouts as long they told him earlier and had it scheduled for the day. He’s a lil’ strict about relationships and doesn’t premit dating unless special conditions
  》 If anything, he probably will pull out his Tour de Force on the kid’s partner