Guess I’m not disappearing anytime soon.

Went on from that post about Sova reading I made a few days ago.

Viper storms to the russian’s housings every time a mission goes poorly,or she has a generic bad day, to vent and relieve the stress. She finds the man’s presence soothing somehow, maybe their being so different one from the other… Can definitely figure them getting along well. So, I’m a SoViper fan at this point, I guess.

What everyone knows in the Protocol is that Omen can be pretty scary at times. What not as much people knows is that Killjoy actually loves horror stories. Not the gore-y, violent type, but more the weird details-led novels, the “surface too smooth to be manmade”, cosmic horrors fueled, unsettling style H. P. Lovecraft is famous for. She owns the whole opera from the author, some titles even in double copy and those are the ones she lends.

Sova, on the other hand, gets extremely anxious with that genre of literature. He prefers by long measure to spend his free time smashing neurons on Berdjaev&Co.

In conclusion: the Hunter reads extremely brainy stuff and no one can convince me otherwise.

However, please try y’all ‘cause I love reading all those headcanons out there \•-•\

!!!TW: SCARS, SURGERY!!!

(At least I guess. Guys never actually had tu use TW, if anything’s wrong please tell me and I’ll do something about it!)

Speaking of headcanons. Found those, reblogged by Nachtelang, and I’m sharing them from that one link becouse for some reasons I can’t find the original post.

https://nachtelang.tumblr.com/post/638979107624976384/wow-these-headcanons-are-incredible-as-someone

i had to focus for a second!

Those. Struck. So. Hard.

‘Cause, to this point, you might have understood that I’m a lil sucker for angsty stuff. Eh, whatchagonnado’boutit.

Had to scratch the itch (and no, I’m not referring to the finally healing tattoo I got.), and boy did I scratched it. Took a rocket to outside my comfort zone and landed on what I hope is a decent result. Dear angsty people, this is for you.

(Actually drew his nipples pierced at first. But then I was afraid that it would have ended up too much OOC. What a coward I am, sigh.)

(And yes, gray sweater trousers. Best male garment ever made, may God bless it.)

Some times ago I found an headcanon about the agents spending their free time, and Sova using it to quietly read?Yes. 100% yes, I can most definitely figure him tackling big-ass books. Russian authors, but also mythological and political/philosophical subjects.

This dork’s a man of culture, I’m telling ye.

(Bonus, kinda: drew him with untied hair at first and MA’AM WHERE DID THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER GO IT IS MUCH NEEDED)

P.S: please if you find the headcanon post I’m referring to link it here, It contained many ideas too good not to draw T^T

Ok well wanted to try something different, since lately the amount of doodles I’m producing is out of scale I’ve decided to put this rush to good use.

So I’m exercising on facial expressions while drawing all the Valorant protocol’s agents. Oh hell, here we go with the 1st of many parts.

Uh, hey, strike a silly face—-

Phoenix is… Phoenix. I mean. Ask him to make a silly face and he’ll give you ten. Adorable guy, 11/10 would go causing havoc with. Spot him with Raze and Jett and for damn sure they’ll be, at some point, imitating each other while forcing their facial muscles to some inhuman points. Those three are indeed the undisputed champions when it comes to silly faces. Also, being loud. Or pulling silly faces while being unbelievablyloud.

Reyna. Ask her for a funny expression and she’ll get no further than sticking her tongue out in a punk-ish way. Her face horribly distorted in some kind of grotesque mask? No way! Who you think she is, one of the previously mentioned crack headed trio?! And, since you’re already here, feel honoured that this queen accomplished your request, and hope that it won’t get her any wrinkle.

Sageis the reserved one whom you wouldn’t expect to do anything dumb or awkward. Wrong. She just waits for the right moment to show this side of hers, but when it comes she never fail to make people smile, even for the unexpectedness of certain behaviors. So, if someone is a bit under the weather for reasons that aren’t as serious, she might just come up with an unlikely expression to try cheer them up.

So.Sova. I’m stuck with the idea that, when not on a mission, he sometimes acts dorky. For real. Like, I can imagine him going on “???” mode for small things at times, losing huge amounts of QI in that short moment (and only for that moment, I actually think he’s on the actually-one-of-the-smartest-but-doesn’t-brag-‘bout-it side) and doing something so silly and at the same time hilarious that the whole room bursts in laughter. So, maybe checking that no undesidered eye is watching, if asked to make a funny face he would pull out his best effort, with an absolutely sweet outcome. He recalls how that one thing never failed making babushka smile slightly, even after a long day of work…

Welp, the last one turned out to be a success ig. Here comes part two of Deadeye’s hcs lmao

Deadeye (Uni Professor Edition)

• Ngl, this guy will look amazing with a drape trench coat and a grey scarf.
• Yeah yeah, the suits are great and all, but can we just talk about how your average guy deadeye be looking hot with his glasses and a coffee in his hand???
• He probably will wear it to his class everyday if he’s a uni professor
• Onto the topic of university professors, Deadeye teaches literature or art related stuff for his PhD subject. He shares a passion for classic French novels and plays, but he prefers to have a balanced teaching range among contemporary and classic literature for his students. 
• He’s particularly popular among female students, with a handful of them finding him attractive (which kind of leads to stalking). Male students also seem to like him for his casual attitude.
• If you asked him what is his favorite play, he will respond something in the lines of Victor Hugo’s “Les Miserables” or “Notre Dame”
• He’s fine with Old English playwrights and their works, but he detests modern musicals
• “Hey professor, what do you think of Heathers the musi-“
  
• ”Are you talking about that teen comedy show of a masochist who tried to kill her peers with her psychotic boyfriend?”
• “Uhhhh…yes?”
  
• “Not my type.”
  
• Still, all of his students love him as their gentle and charming (sometimes snarky) professor. He receives coffee or chocolate as a form of affection from them, sometimes flowers from female students.
• Deadeye really appreciates it (he just doesn’t want to admit it, that’s all)

I will be expanding on his professions for future headcannons, but lemme know which one you will want me to do, I enjoy writing these lol.

Edit: this post is made weeks ago before Chamber is released, so yea :3

not me imagining another headcannon for him even though i haven’t posted for ages

(Another guardian post but it’s about him taking care of his daughter cause why not)

》Kindergarten Stage

• This dad right here has a huge grudge for noises
• Taking your daughter to Kindergarten is one thing, but sitting there and listen them cry for 6 hours on their first day? Absolute nightmare.
• He’s only staying there so his kid won’t feel insecure when she sees him leaving the gate.
• It’s highly unlikely that he won’t bring a novel (preferably french classics) for killing the time. If he doesn’t, then prehaps it’s one of those days where he feels like looking over his beloved daughter.
• “Who’s that weird person with golden strips staring at us?”
  * Oh! That’s Vincent! 
  “Who’s Vincent?”
  * ummmm…he’s my dad, I think?
• *cues Chamber crying silently in the corner of the waiting room*
• After sometime, the crying will stop, and they continue to do their kid stuff. Chamber was thinking of leaving her with her friends, but he couldn’t say ‘no’ to that cute face.
• (could he?)
• (He could never figure it out)
• When she comes home, Chamber has a habit of giving her sweets for rewarding her independence.Sometimes the situation goes a lil’ bit overboard and it ends up in a hype disaster, but he will somehow find a way to manage it (without sending his daughter to the hospital clinic).

Random Shitpost/Thought about Chamber’s persona if he’s a guardian

(Strict Dad material coming up)

Chamber 

• Etiquette shit
  》 The main highlight of Chamber’s guardianship bullcrap is maintaining the kid’s public image. 
  》 The guy probably has like a personal collection of cotton shirts and demin vests in his closet. I’m not gonna be surprised if he actually bought his kid a pack of silk suits and trousers.
  (Perfectionistic asshole )
  》 Ties and suits are a must for formal events; Chamber’s extra careful in presenting the perfect side of the child (even though they’re like in K-12).
  》 ”Sir, these tuxedos are too itchy, can I not wear them today-”
       “You’re a Fabron, pour l'amour de Dieu, the dress code is a must.”
      “But Sir——————”
  》 Honestly the guy couldn’t care much about it LMAO
  》 Chamber doesn’t give a shit about their manners as long as they wave their hand at the right person and let him do the talking. He thinks it’s not the right time for a child to embrace the entirety of social etiquette stuff, but he’ showing bits of it just for the kid to have a general idea of it until they reach their teenage years.

• Leniency
  》 There’s a fine line between sarcasm and Chamber actually being lenient when it comes to personal freedom.
  》 He’s not going to be easy on the kid if they happen to be a teen tho
  》 “Hey Sir, there’s a homecoming event in our school next week, can I-”
       “I don’t think using this opportunity to flirt with people will be an option for you.”
  》 “Hey Sir, can I go grab a coffee down the streets?”
       “We already have a Breville at home. What do you want, eight pounds of sugar added to that coffee?”
      “Sir I just want a quick cup of coffee-”
       “I’m not saying that you can’t go and buy one”
      The kid: (._.)
  》 Chamber’s totally fine with hangouts as long they told him earlier and had it scheduled for the day. He’s a lil’ strict about relationships and doesn’t premit dating unless special conditions
  》 If anything, he probably will pull out his Tour de Force on the kid’s partner

Valorant Headcanons

• Cypher falls asleep in random places all the time. He doesn’t mean to, it’s a result of like, never sleeping, but he can just be sitting on the couch tinkering away when BAM - asleep. (The other agents usually leave him alone and turn off the lights. Sometimes KJ will put a blanket over him bc god knows he needs some good rest)
• Brimstone tries to use “hip” phrases to relate to the younger agents but fails miserably. Once, he misinterpreted “thicc” and said it about almost everything before the context was VERY WRONG and Phoenix made him stop. (this is totally not based off my dad doing this exact same thing for months, until he called my brother thicc and we made him stop)
• KJ collects coffee cups (based off her lab in the riotxarcane game)
• Phoenix and Yoru have game nights, which usually ends in a LOT of arguing. The other agents place bets on who will start yelling first (it’s usually Phoenix)
• When the other agents are running low on things, Cypher will buy it for them and leave it somewhere. Like a new soldering iron for KJ, new paints for Raze, etc. He never says it’s him, nor accepts any thank you’s but the others can definitely tell.
• Raze’s room is painted wall to wall with art, like how Rapunzel painted the tower.
• Yoru likes to tp onto the roof and just sit up there
• Raze is NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER allowed to cook. She once nearly burned the place down, a job that’s supposed to be their resident fire radiant’s.
• Skye keeps a garden that the other agents sometimes hang out in when they have free time
• The younger agents pestered Brimstone to get a pool installed (purely for exercise purposes ofc). Everyone has been in it at least once, except Omen and Cypher. Cypher maintains that the day he gets in the pool is the day the world ends. (And that if anybody pushes him in, he’ll leak their search history)
• Sage has a black cat named Moon
• Omen knit a sweater for Sage and she wears it when it’s cold