Welp, the last one turned out to be a success ig. Here comes part two of Deadeye’s hcs lmao
Deadeye (Uni Professor Edition)
Ngl, this guy will look amazing with a drape trench coat and a grey scarf.
Yeah yeah, the suits are great and all, but can we just talk about how your average guy deadeye be looking hot with his glasses and a coffee in his hand???
He probably will wear it to his class everyday if he’s a uni professor
Onto the topic of university professors, Deadeye teaches literature or art related stuff for his PhD subject. He shares a passion for classic French novels and plays, but he prefers to have a balanced teaching range among contemporary and classic literature for his students.
He’s particularly popular among female students, with a handful of them finding him attractive (which kind of leads to stalking). Male students also seem to like him for his casual attitude.
If you asked him what is his favorite play, he will respond something in the lines of Victor Hugo’s “Les Miserables” or “Notre Dame”
He’s fine with Old English playwrights and their works, but he detests modern musicals
“Hey professor, what do you think of Heathers the musi-“
”Are you talking about that teen comedy show of a masochist who tried to kill her peers with her psychotic boyfriend?”
“Uhhhh…yes?”
“Not my type.”
Still, all of his students love him as their gentle and charming (sometimes snarky) professor. He receives coffee or chocolate as a form of affection from them, sometimes flowers from female students.
Deadeye really appreciates it (he just doesn’t want to admit it, that’s all)
I will be expanding on his professions for future headcannons, but lemme know which one you will want me to do, I enjoy writing these lol.
Edit: this post is made weeks ago before Chamber is released, so yea :3
It’s my first time writing headcannons or any stories online lmao. Deadeye seems like a cool, mysterious character, so I decided to make some hcs for him before Valorant released him as a playable agent :D Here we go!
Deadeye
He’s a gentleman. Despite that huge ass gun he carries everywhere, he still follows his moral compass or at least holds onto some of his manners in public.
You probably will see him offering an umbrella to a soaked stranger on the streets when it’s raining, or holding the entrance door to let others pass first.
(but isn’t that basic mannerism tho)
Doesn’t swear and absolutelyhates loud people (I’m looking at you, Raze)
Enjoys some quality time in reading novels with some ambient music playing in the background, preferably jazz or soft rock.
Deadeye may be a bartender in the past, hence explaining the suit that he wears in the picture.
He could also be a uni professor somewhere in France (He looks like a sophisticated man, change my mind)
LIVESONBITTERCOFEE This man can’t start his day without one cup of it. He will go snarky if his house ran out of coffee beans
you better be prepared for his vile remarks lmao
Apart from that, he’s just a functioning sniper who loves some quietness in cafés
not me imagining another headcannon for him even though i haven’t posted for ages
(Another guardian post but it’s about him taking care of his daughter cause why not)
》Kindergarten Stage
This dad right here has a huge grudge for noises
Taking your daughter to Kindergarten is one thing, but sitting there and listen them cry for 6 hours on their first day? Absolute nightmare.
He’s only staying there so his kid won’t feel insecure when she sees him leaving the gate.
It’s highly unlikely that he won’t bring a novel (preferably french classics) for killing the time. If he doesn’t, then prehaps it’s one of those days where he feels like looking over his beloved daughter.
“Who’s that weird person with golden strips staring at us?” * Oh! That’s Vincent! “Who’s Vincent?” * ummmm…he’s my dad, I think?
*cues Chamber crying silently in the corner of the waiting room*
After sometime, the crying will stop, and they continue to do their kid stuff. Chamber was thinking of leaving her with her friends, but he couldn’t say ‘no’ to that cute face.
(could he?)
(He could never figure it out)
When she comes home, Chamber has a habit of giving her sweets for rewarding her independence.Sometimes the situation goes a lil’ bit overboard and it ends up in a hype disaster, but he will somehow find a way to manage it (without sending his daughter to the hospital clinic).
i feel sick to my stomach. to my core. what the fuck. they massacred killed murdered burned cut him up spit on stomped punted cooked above a fire like a marshmallow biodegraded him
HES SO FUCKED UP ITS SO FUNNY
EXACTLY HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC :SOIEIHOWUQERH{HRH
Random Shitpost/Thought about Chamber’s persona if he’s a guardian
(Strict Dad material coming up)
Chamber
Etiquette shit 》 The main highlight of Chamber’s guardianship bullcrap is maintaining the kid’s public image. 》 The guy probably has like a personal collection of cotton shirts and demin vests in his closet. I’m not gonna be surprised if he actually bought his kid a pack of silk suits and trousers. (Perfectionistic asshole ) 》 Ties and suits are a must for formal events; Chamber’s extra careful in presenting the perfect side of the child (even though they’re like in K-12). 》 ”Sir, these tuxedos are too itchy, can I not wear them today-” “You’re a Fabron, pour l'amour de Dieu, the dress code is a must.” “But Sir——————” 》 Honestly the guy couldn’t care much about it LMAO 》 Chamber doesn’t give a shit about their manners as long as they wave their hand at the right person and let him do the talking. He thinks it’s not the right time for a child to embrace the entirety of social etiquette stuff, but he’ showing bits of it just for the kid to have a general idea of it until they reach their teenage years.
Leniency 》 There’s a fine line between sarcasm and Chamber actually being lenient when it comes to personal freedom. 》 He’s not going to be easy on the kid if they happen to be a teen tho 》 “Hey Sir, there’s a homecoming event in our school next week, can I-” “I don’t think using this opportunity to flirt with people will be an option for you.” 》 “Hey Sir, can I go grab a coffee down the streets?” “We already have a Breville at home. What do you want, eight pounds of sugar added to that coffee?” “Sir I just want a quick cup of coffee-” “I’m not saying that you can’t go and buy one” The kid: (._.) 》 Chamber’s totally fine with hangouts as long they told him earlier and had it scheduled for the day. He’s a lil’ strict about relationships and doesn’t premit dating unless special conditions 》 If anything, he probably will pull out his Tour de Force on the kid’s partner
