[ vik lives in my mind rent-free and i would do anything for this white man ANYWAYS- ]
+whenever he’s working in the lab (basically 24/7), you come in and pass out on the couch, you’re actually the reason why there’s a couch there, it would be cruel of him to let you keep sleeping in uncomfortable chairs
+the sounds of his pencils scratching his notebooks and the sparks and clangs of his tinkering are like lullabies, he used to try to be as quiet as possible whenever you fell asleep in his lab but you insisted that the background noise was nice
+nah bc this man would be trying so hard to hammer nails or use blowtorches in slow motion as if that would make it quieter
+when you get closer in your relationship, you spend less time laying on the couch and more time on his lap ayOOOO
+he says you’re distracting him from his work but if you dare try to get off of him he will pull you back down at the speed of light (he’s so touch starved but you probably are too LMAO)
+leaves little kisses on your temples and absolutely adores your light snores, sometimes pauses whatever he’s doing just to admire how peaceful you look
+he appreciates when you stay awake to listen to him talk about his observations and discoveries and mindless rambling, you rarely understand what he’s talking about but you enjoy hearing him talk nonetheless
+he thinks it’s kind of perfect how low-maintenance you are, all he needs to do is let you relax in his lap and narrate his actions in that beautiful smooth czech accent of his in your ears and you’re happy AND he can still get his work done (work is his spouse, you’re the side hoe who gets free asmr)
+when he (an extremely rare occurrence) finally takes breaks, you pull him onto the couch and force him to take a nap with you, this man truly needs it- have you SEEN his eyes
+most of the time he’s the big spoon bc he’s most likely taller than you and it’s more comfortable- but also because it makes it easier for him to escape your grasp if he needs to get back to work even though it pains him to do so
+hold him sometimes tho, he needs it
+jayce will sometimes walk in to talk to viktor but immediately halts in his tracks if he sees you two sleeping peacefully, he’s grateful that his fellow hextech partner has someone like you to take care of him
“(work is his spouse, you’re the side hoe who gets free asmr)”
NO BC THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT WHILE READING THE PENCIL PART
Viktor was fully aware that the longer he waited with asking you out, the harder it would get. He thought about it multiple times already, tried to find the most fitting words, predict your answer, prepare for the possible rejection and yet - he was still nervous.
His hands would shake more than usual whenever his mind circled back to what he wanted to do. He’d known you for so long it felt like a lifetime, and by then the lab never felt the same without you somewhere close. He was (almost) sure that the feelings he had for you were mutual.
So why was it so difficult to just open his mouth and ask?
Jayce would notice his distress and (if you weren’t around to hear them) offer to help. Viktor was pretty sure that getting a wingman would make the whole ordeal even more embarrassing than it already felt. Besides, he wanted to make that move himself. He owed it to you.
Viktor would wait until there were only the two of you in a room (Jayce would wink at him before slipping out with some half-assed excuse) before clearing his throat to pick your attention.
It worked. And he forgot what to say.
With your eyes on him and that soft smile playing on your lips, all the polished words Viktor had prepared went into the void. For a moment that felt like an eternity, he’d just stare at you, desperately trying to remember how to speak.
He’d stutter and it would take him a few tries to ask the question right. His hands were ice cold when he waited for your reaction. He has never been more grateful for his cane - it made his panicked grip look almost natural, even with his knuckles gone completely white.
Viktor would be so relieved once you agreed that he’d sway on his legs. He’s never felt so happy, despite his throat drying out and his heart skipping a few beats in his chest.
You’d opted for a walk, which sounded like a good idea in the middle of the day, and more like a rookie mistake once it got dark, cold and slippery. The thin rain that fell during the day turned into a slippery mess once the temperature dropped. Viktor didn’t expect that.
What he also didn’t expect was your arm sneaking its way around his and securing him on the side where he didn’t use his cane.
You were warm. Or maybe it was hus rapidly beating heart that made him feel like boiling.
You were close enough to secure him whenever Viktor lost his footing. It made the whole walk much more pleasant than Viktor had anticipated. For once he didn’t mind the length of the bridges or the uneven stones of the walkways.
Deep in the conversation, Viktor didn’t even realize how fast the time had passed and he almost regretted not taking an even longer path.
His regrets melted away pretty quickly when you wished him a goodnight with a peck on his cheek and a promise of more walks in the future.
Viktor has a difficult take on affection. On one hand, he’s completely enamored with you, and the feeling only grows in strength as time goes on and your relationship progresses. And he loves all the small touches you give him, or kind words or those smiles that make him weak.
He’d love to do the same for you.
But how can he praise you when his voice shakes and his mouth dries out? How can he touch you when his hands are always too cold or too sweaty or covered in dust and oil from working on his newest mechanism?
Viktor gets flustered very easily whenever he tries to be affectionate and something doesn’t go as planned. He laughs nervously both because well, he screwed up again and because he tries to hide his embarrassment.
Things get better the more you convince him it’s fine and kiss his reddened cheeks.
He starts small, trying out extremely small gestures and observing your reactions. Viktor wouldn’t keep notes on his observations (or at least never admit to them), but he’d definitely keep a track of what makes you happiest.
He enjoys sitting close enough to you to almost touch shoulders or legs. When you’re so close, it feels natural to speak softly, and even such a small thing as bumping his shoulder into yours whenever you make him laugh feels much more intimate.
Holding your hand is something he wasn’t initially used to (especially since he has to hold his cane with the other one) but eventually warmed up to. He feels guilty whenever that makes the one to hold the books or notes.
The sight of you sitting somewhere with your back to him is a bulletproof way of getting Viktor to leave a kiss on your neck or to ruffle your hair when he walks by.
Speaking of which - Viktor doesn’t care much about his hair other than brushing it the way he always did. So when you ask if you can do it for him at the end of the day, he doesn’t mind.
It feels different when you do it, though. You’re careful about the tangles he makes when he runs his hands through the strands in frustration, which happens frequently in the lab or when a particularly annoying equation he’s working on just doesn’t make any sense.
You take your time detangling every piece while Viktor tries his best to sit still. It feels amazing enough to make him sigh and lean into your touch more.
He’ll melt if you massage his scalp, especially after the stressful day.
Viktor would let you do anything to his hair - he doesn’t care much about it after all. But it just happens that he’d keep the short braids or pretty clips you’d put there. He’d often put his head in your lap when he needed someplace quiet to think.
When it comes to hugs, Viktor is a big fan of how comfortable you feel pressed against him. He understands that his bony physique might not be the nicest for you, but once you said it was more than fine, Viktor would plaster himself to you and there would be no turning back after that point.
Are you standing somewhere, minding your own business? Now you have a Viktor pressed against your back, resting his chin on your head or shoulder.
Are you laying down on a couch or the bed, reading something quietly? It won’t take long before a tired Viktor plops down next to you and drapes his long limbs around your midriff.
But as much as Viktor enjoys the physical aspect of affection, he also makes sure to tell you what’s on his mind through words.
Viktor is quick to compliment you and make sure you know how happy and proud he is of your achievements, no matter how small they might feel for you. He might not always find the smoothest words, but he does his best to convey his love for you.
Viktor didn’t have much room for affection in his life. The Lanes weren’t an easy place to live, especially for anyone disabled and with little to no family, and once he moved to the Academy he was solely focused on learning everything it had to offer. Until he met you, he had no idea how touch starved he was.
Viktor is very open to whatever display of affection you decided to shower him in. He is equally enamored by anything you showed him.
His favourite are the moments when you cup his face in both hands and kiss him gently, trailing from his brow, over his eyes, his cheeks and finally to his lips. He’d be impatient with want but too frozen with shyness to move and break that magical moment.
Viktor always smiles when you kiss his face.
Just smooch his cheeks and he’ll be a happy, blushing boy.
Viktor is always vocal when it comes to intimacy. It ranges from soft sighs to moans and stuttered pleas.
He gets embarrassed whenever a moan escapes his lips, but he can’t help himself, not when your lips scatter open-mouthed kisses along his jaw, and down his throat and venture ever lower.
Viktor is not an experienced lover, but he’s eager to please and learn what you enjoy. He wants to know how to make you feel as good as you always make him.
Viktor has a lot of issues when it comes to his body, and at first is embarrassed to let you see it. He doesn’t want to hide anything from you, but feels uncomfortable with how perfect you are in his eyes, and how different he is.
It takes a lot of time and patience to make him believe in himself. Viktor appreciates that you never push his boundaries and wait for him however much he needs to embrace his insecurities.
Viktor lacks confidence when it comes to affection, but hearing praises from you makes him lose himself a little. Butterflies fly in his stomach and his hands shake when he’s drinking every word of praise from your lips.
Every compliment he hears from you, even when it doesn’t immediately boost his confidence, makes him feel a little more at ease around you or at least earns you a chuckle.
His hands shake whenever he touches you. He enjoys the feeling of your skin under his fingertips and often traces patterns over it, especially when you are falling asleep.
Viktor prefers to bottom, both because it’s more comfortable with his physique, and because he absolutely adores the sight it allows him. Watching you enjoy yourself on top of him makes his heart drum violently and his mouth dry out. He loses it whenever you lean down to kiss him or run your hand over his chest.
+ probably too scared to use pet names at first, they feel awkward coming out his mouth and he’s not used to it at all
+ his knowledge on affection is quite limited, limited to old books he may have read in his pastime, so he uses more old fashioned pet names: darling, dear, love, etc
+ the first time he said it was a complete accident, he was experimenting at his desk, goggles on and everything-
+ “darling, can you pass me the vial?”
+ he noticed you didn’t respond so he spun in his chair and lifted his goggles, staring blankly at you, “what?”
+ “you just called me darling”
+ “i suppose i did” my man has the slyest smirk as if he wasn’t shivering in his pantaloons too nervous to use pet names before this
+ tries not to use them too often, wants it to feel special even if in reality, he could say it 24/7 and you’d get butterflies every single time
jayce:
+ absolute menace when it comes to pet names, if viktor underuses them, jayce overuses them
+ he’s such a dudebro when it comes to this so he constantly uses baby and babe this is not debateable, it is a fact
+ rarely even says your actual name anymore, your new name is “babe”
+ pretty early in the relationship is when he starts saying it, unlike viktor, he’s had experience in this field and feels comfortable with most things already
+ “babe, we just made an amazing discovery-“
+ “baby, take a look at this!”
+“babe-“
+ takes it personally if you call him by his name instead of a pet name
+tries to say “babygirl/babyboy/baby” in a sexy way occasionally, it’s up to you if you like it or not LMFAO
vi:
+ god, i love women
+she uses pet names in a teasing way 90% of the time, not in a mean way but in a “you know you can’t resist me” typa way
+uses cupcake (of course), sweetheart, honey, hot stuff, etc- always has that overtly flirtatious tone and sly smirk on her face especially if you get flustered easily
+calls you pet names the moment you first meet, her charm instantly had you WHIPPED (i mean shii, me too)
+“hey sweetheart, mind helping me with this?”
+when she’s really trying to rile you up, she closes in behind you, her hands ghosting over your hips and her warm breath hitting the nape of your neck as she whispers in your ear-
+“lookin’ good, cupcake”
+likes when you hit her with that same energy, it turns into a competition on who can fluster who more
[ 3rd consecutive post of viktor brainrot i swear i will do other characters and series’ ]
+i think everyone agrees that viktor is a cat guy
+idk why but i feel like he’d be like those dads who act like they hate the cat but end up being the one most attached to it
+you originally found the cat on the streets of piltover with no collar or visible owner, so after some time you decided to take it to your shared apartment with viktor
+trying to keep it a surprise, you hid the cat in your coat as you entered the apartment, viktor was reading a book in the living room and all was quiet and peaceful…. until a suspicious sound came from you
+“did you just meow?” viktor questioned in pure bewilderment, prompting you to open your coat, letting the cat leap out and onto viktor’s lap
+he didn’t even know how to react, he wasn’t upset or anything, just very confused as he made direct eye contact with this fluffy creature
+for the first few days of having the cat, he was very awkward with it, you’d have to grab his hand and guide him to pet it- it’s not that he didn’t like the cat, he just didn’t know how to effectively interact with it
+that awkward phase did not last long at all
+you’d come home to him cradling the cat by the window, showing it the great outdoors- or having very deep one-way conversations with it about his scientific research
+“what should we name this cutie?” you asked, waving around a feather on a stick as the cat played with it
+“oh i already named it, that’s kočka,” he replied nonchalantly and picked up the cat
+“you already named… that’s like naming a dog ‘dog’”
+“mm. precicely”
+they became almost inseperable, you barely got any time with viktor OR the cat
+one day kočka was no where to be seen in the apartment, surging with panic, you ran to the lab to tell viktor only to find him working with kočka pawing at his tools beside him on the desk
+after that, every day became a “bring your cat to work day” but only for him, of course
+he would probably train kočka to help him with his work in some way, only with the relatively safe tasks though, he wouldn’t dare put his beloved friend in danger
+if you’re crafty, you’d make a pair of goggles for the cat to match with viktor (very self-indulgent headcanon ik but wouldn’t that be so cute AUGH)
+if you ever broke up, he’s taking full custody of that cat no questions asked, visitation hours would be negotiable
**viktor’s league of legends lore spoilers below? kinda not really**
+after viktor goes through his complete glorious evolution and most of his humanity is nowhere to be seen, deep down, he still has a soft spot for sweet milk and kočka
+and you, of course, but kočka
+makes sweet milk for you and him to drink at your little dinner table, kočka obviously has it’s own chair beside him with a bowl of sweet milk
[ vik lives in my mind rent-free and i would do anything for this white man ANYWAYS- ]
+whenever he’s working in the lab (basically 24/7), you come in and pass out on the couch, you’re actually the reason why there’s a couch there, it would be cruel of him to let you keep sleeping in uncomfortable chairs
+the sounds of his pencils scratching his notebooks and the sparks and clangs of his tinkering are like lullabies, he used to try to be as quiet as possible whenever you fell asleep in his lab but you insisted that the background noise was nice
+nah bc this man would be trying so hard to hammer nails or use blowtorches in slow motion as if that would make it quieter
+when you get closer in your relationship, you spend less time laying on the couch and more time on his lap ayOOOO
+he says you’re distracting him from his work but if you dare try to get off of him he will pull you back down at the speed of light (he’s so touch starved but you probably are too LMAO)
+leaves little kisses on your temples and absolutely adores your light snores, sometimes pauses whatever he’s doing just to admire how peaceful you look
+he appreciates when you stay awake to listen to him talk about his observations and discoveries and mindless rambling, you rarely understand what he’s talking about but you enjoy hearing him talk nonetheless
+he thinks it’s kind of perfect how low-maintenance you are, all he needs to do is let you relax in his lap and narrate his actions in that beautiful smooth czech accent of his in your ears and you’re happy AND he can still get his work done (work is his spouse, you’re the side hoe who gets free asmr)
+when he (an extremely rare occurrence) finally takes breaks, you pull him onto the couch and force him to take a nap with you, this man truly needs it- have you SEEN his eyes
+most of the time he’s the big spoon bc he’s most likely taller than you and it’s more comfortable- but also because it makes it easier for him to escape your grasp if he needs to get back to work even though it pains him to do so
+hold him sometimes tho, he needs it
+jayce will sometimes walk in to talk to viktor but immediately halts in his tracks if he sees you two sleeping peacefully, he’s grateful that his fellow hextech partner has someone like you to take care of him
