#voyager
would have loved it if species 8472 and the changelings had tried to shapeshift their way into taking over starfleet at the same time
if i’m shapeshifting as boothsby to try to implement a hostile takeover of starfleet and you’re shapeshifting as boothsby to try to create a massive clusterfuck in internal politics then who’s flying the starship
Tuvok, interrogating a criminal: So you just “borrowing” those things?
Paris, a nosy boi, on the other side of some glass: Ask him about his bank account. *Slamming the glass* ask him about his bank account! Ask him about his bank- *glass breaks* account…You should ask him about his bank account
Paris:CAPTAIN! NELIX BROKE THE GLASS!
Tom: I love you.
B’elanna: How many people do you tell that same thing to?
Paris:Everyone
B’elanna:Everyone?
Paris:yeah, I tell everyone that I love you.
Harry:I’ve never smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there was no pot in the brownie. It was just an insanely good brownie
Q:I am literally only here to be sexy and insane. Do not expect me to make any sense.