#wait what

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Y’know, as a kid I didn’t really care much for broccoli. But as an adult I can say it’s probably my

Y’know, as a kid I didn’t really care much for broccoli. But as an adult I can say it’s probably my favorite vegetable.  (true story)  It’s good raw, or you can steam it or stir-fry or even put it on pizza. You can put sauce or cheese on it or eat it naked. And it’s really good for you too.

Mmmmmm. 


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SwimSat SuiterdaySwimSat SuiterdaySwimSat Suiterday

SwimSat Suiterday


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so when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatchso when you sit on it long enough, they hatch

so when you sit on it long enough, they hatch


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“Is this okay for work?”

“Is this okay for work?”


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these young kids today and their rock music…I don’t know what this world is coming to

these young kids today and their rock music…I don’t know what this world is coming to


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what’s that?I’m now under your Spell?but I don’t feel anythingfidfferment.better again it try

what’s that?

I’m now under your Spell?

but I don’t feel anything

fidfferment.

better again it try


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why not have a Jacuzzi in your living room?Bun approves…

why not have a Jacuzzi in your living room?

Bun approves…


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did anyone else here that?sounded like a voice saying “You will release me from these chains right n

did anyone else here that?

sounded like a voice saying “You will release me from these chains right now…!”

maybe it was just my imagination…

all in my head, I guess

oh well, better get those chains off her now 

I’m sure they’re not necessary

after all, someone with nice deep dark pretty eyes like hers can’t

be dangerous

can she?


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bunslavehposts: It’s the… wait for it… G - Spotstop the presses!! Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Sho

bunslavehposts:

It’s the…

wait for it…

G - Spot

stop the presses!!

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Shop Is Selling a Candle That ‘Smells Like My Vagina’
The item is described to have a “funny, gorgeous, sexy, and beautifully unexpected scent”

I can’t wait… 

(yes I can)


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It’s the…wait for it…G - Spot

It’s the…

wait for it…

G - Spot


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“What’s the matter, bunslavehposts? can’t think of anything clever to say?or is it you just can’t th

“What’s the matter, bunslavehposts? can’t think of anything clever to say?

or is it you just can’t think at all?”


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So…have you seen the latest one yet?  I heard it got mixed reviews. Can’t remember the name o

So…have you seen the latest one yet?  I heard it got mixed reviews. Can’t remember the name of it though, it’s on the tip of my Bun.  Er, tongue. Boobs. What?


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“now…open…that’s right…very good…”

“now…open…that’s right…very good…”


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elettralightwood:

NOW WTF IS THIS SUPPOSED TO MEAN

Colonel Sanders and Alice Cooper

Colonel Sanders and Alice Cooper


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naked robot?

naked robot?


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awesomenessismi:

kikyz:

sneetchstar:

magicinhermadness:

queen-mzbigabootie:

psychothot:

pussyciroc:

yrmxo:

factsmyguy:

ohitsjustgreg:

tanklawrence:

l-lennessy:

imsoshive:

sonoanthony:

its-mr-bones-wild-ride:

Who tf is this?

I’m so confused

Lmaoooo

I knew it

Jesus…..

What a coincidence lol

This makes sense for several reasons

Ugh why does she have to have the same name as me

uhhhh wat?

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