#when you know you know
Can you smell what Mr. Rock is cooking?
no, of course you can’t
He’s from another planet, you see
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These young people today, they keep going around saying the phrase ‘balls deep’ to each other, but I never knew what on Earth they were talking about. Guess I’m just too old.
Well now I know.
Actually, that looks like fun.
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Hey now, that’s really unfair…
But the question is…
How did She know I was going to post this on tumblr?
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“Really? What level of the Program are you on? I just got to the part where you wear your latex catsuit in public without realizing it, but I don’t think it’s working, ‘cause I don’t notice anything different…”
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Must be one o’ them new-fangled cell-u-lar phones all the kids are using these days. I hear tell you can talk to Aunt Bessie clear across the county an’ you don’t need to plug it into the wall or nothin’. What will they think of next I wonder?
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