#what the hell gabriel

Miraculous Fandom: okay umm… So gabriel, honey, we really need to talk about this. You really should understand that if the teenager superhero you’ve been throwing supervillains at and putting in danger turns out to be your own son, you don’t yeet him across Paris, you stop being a total psychopath who is obsessed over his deadcomatose wife and help your teenage son get over the fact that you were keeping his mother literallyin your basement like the pervert protagonist in a thriller movie and move on with your life.

Gabriel and his abusive ass: