one thing I’ve never really thought about…so if you have piercings in…um… interesting places do they set off metal detectors? and how do you explain it?
Auror Report Date: 28 December 1968 Location: Hoxheath, Cambridgeshire Complainant: Ms. Maggie Blenkinsop Complaint: Possible break-in, Rookwood home. Investigated by: Aurors Samuel Smith and Marcus Fortescue
Time: 8 PM
Witness reports:
At 7:45 PM Mrs Blenkinsop reports seeing a tall, thin person in black dragging something dark and bulky through the Rookwood’s back garden.
Follow up indicates that nothing was stolen from the house. No apparent sign of break-in. No wards found around the house.
Ministry employee Unspeakable Caius Rookwood’s body found in adjourning field. Cursory tests indicate use of semi-dark magic.
Family not available for questioning at the time. Claims out on visit to Claudia Avery at the time. Claudia Avery corroborates statement.
Actions taken: File for Form 130 under Auror Procedure Guidelines, investigation of murder. Status: Pending.
Form 130: Investigation for Murder Date: 28 December 1968 Location: Hoxheath, Cambridgeshire Victim name: Caius Rookwood Cause of death: Unknown, possible use of semi-dark magic Description: Victim found ripped open diagonally from throat to hip, entrails forcefully removed, key indicators of entrail-expelling curse. Greenish traces in skin suggest possible use of spell URA01. Investigating Auror: Rufus Scrimgeour Notes: Judging by bone and tissue damage, possible use of spell URA02 to inflict injury. Strongly suspect premeditation, investigate DoM employees who might have known more about Caius Rookwood.
Section of interview with Rookwood’s son, Augustus reproduced here, of possible interest and further follow up:
RS: Those robes you’re wearing, quite dirty aren’t they?
AR: I don’t see how that’s your -
RS: Got mud on them. What’s your shoe size Rookwood?
AR: 11 - 10 - I don’t know
RS: We could measure it right here if you want -
AR: 9.
RS: I’m sure you won’t have any problem handing me the boots you’re wearing right now.
AR: Look here -
RS: Or do you have a problem Mr Rookwood?
AR: No
Boot prints match those found near Caius Rookwood’s body.
Sign: Rufus Scrimgeour
Addendum: Rufus Scrimgeour pulled from case 05/01/1969, Andrew Travers investigating case starting 06/01/1969. Reasons for withdrawal of Auror Scrimgeour from case unspecified. - Auror Bones.
Auror Scrimgeour’s notes on Augustus Rookwood unnecessary. Boy claims he found his father lying there and was understandably shaken. Suggest Auror Scrimgeour take a few OWLs in human behaviour - Auror Travers.
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From the Auror Office To: Head of the Auror Office Dispatched: 1 AM 3rd August 2014 Copy to: Office of the Permanent Private Undersecretary, Department of Magical Law Enforcement Status: Private
Harry I think you should take a look at this. - S.B.
summary ;〝 having a roommate with his only purpose in life is the use for his dick, you finally had enough of his actions— deciding to reverse the roles. 〞
Ok so ships and storyline are some what inspired by another story I read on Ao3 (I think it was ‘they set us up’)
So Marinette was emancipated when she was 16 after her parents started to believe Lila, they (Marinette, Adrian, Chloe, Luka, Kagami, Alix) defeated Hawkmoth the same year, and started the band soon after as something to fill the newfound time on their hands, they all wear costumes made by Marinette so no one recognizes them though, they all still have their own thing, Marinette: fashion, Chloe: working with Mari as a business partner, Adrian: Photography, Luka: creating instruments, Kagami: fencing and the family business, and Alix art and extreme sports.
They all move to New York to get away from Paris and start a new, About four years later (they’re all 21/22) they’re all well-known figures out of the band but no one knows they’re in the band even though they’re well known around the world.
Chloe and her mother (who are close now) are invited to attend the Wayne Galla, and Marinette was supposed to go with them but she has too much work she can’t put off, so the plan changes to just the two of them going.
Anyway, Chloe and her mom go there a few days early, while Chloe is out exploring Gotham she accidentally meets Jon, they get to know each other, and eventually decided to set their two best friends up.
So on Chloe’s side, she convinces the band to go on a tour to every city with a superhero/vigilante, the last two cities being Metropolis and then Gotham.
And on Jon’s side, Jon could convince Damian to go because he wants him to meet his girlfriend plus he could be closer to them as a civilian then as Robin (aka security)
So The meeting, I imagine it’ll happen before the concert starts and Damian is low-key checking Mari out thinking ‘Cute..’
And Mari’s also low-key checking him out back thinking ‘how can someone be so freakin hot?!’
Long story short, after a brief conversation,  him asking her out, and Chloe and Jon congregating themselves with a pat on the back, they’re dating.
The End
I literally finished writing this and then I remembered Zoe ;-; (would’ve shipped her with Alix, idk why, I just would have)
Headcannon: Morgoth’s horrible burns were NOT as a result of handling the silmarils. They were the result of soaking his hands in bleach for six hours afterwards.
Or maybe he kept his hands in Feanor’s ass for six hours
Or maybe Feanor’s tiny elf ass somehow accumulated silmarils’ power and burned Morgoth in result.
Okay but like, I was thinking while out walking my dog earlier (that is basically the only time my brain works), and I was thinking specifically about the Jones twins and had an important thought I think we need to consider.
Since they’re part Syldrathi, could they theoretically feel the Pull for someone???
Also, whether they could or not, this has given me Ideas™, for fic now
Lex is half-martian? Does that make Kon quarter-martian, is this how DC decided to explain Kon’s ‘mega-awesome’ TTK? (which he hasn’t used once during this run) or is it this universe exclusive stuff?
Does Lex know that he has a overgrown baby-boy?
WHY does KON call CLARK ‘SIR’??? D:<
Can somebody explain why action comics look so tremendously shit?
And yes, the cropping of this shit-page is also shit (i’m at war with gimp), and while it’s not intentional, it seemed kinda appropriate.
this is a pretty good summary of what Amsterdam is like
THERE IS SO MUCH GOING ON IN THIS VIDEO WHAT WAS UP WITH THE GUY RUNNING AT THE VERY BEGINNING AND THE ONE CAR HIP-CHECKING THE OTHER INTO A WATERY OBLIVION AND THE SPEEDBOAT AND AAAAAAAAAAAH
And then they destroy the stoop on that building, and just drive off???
