The nice thing about @mypawgwifepics is that not only is the shapely model a visual delight, we are allowed to share in her husband’s sensual appreciation of her beauty. Lucky us!
Kansas native Brittany Elizabeth (32JJJ-28-36, W:H ratio 0.78, 5 ft 8 in, 121 lbs, 1983- ). Brittany describes herself as “3500 cc’s of big titty fun.” (For the curious, that’s a little over 1½ quarts EACH!)
Hearts. When you look for them they’re everywhere, in this case courtesy of the memorable hourglass figure of Jersey girl Tiffany Cappotelli (35DD-27-40, W:H ratio 0.68, 5 ft 1 in, 120 lbs, 1994- ). Tiffany retired from modelling in 2019.
Happy Halloween, let the thiccness of these night helpers bless your festivities!
For those not yet familiar with my Halloween OCs here you go: - Hollee the Pumpkin (Left) - Ella The Witch Queen (Center) - Cheshire Nia Whisperia (Right)
Ahhh this is a good day, we reach the 90th seat of The Waifu List and we have yet another delicious gothicc waifu, last time we had the young lady of the family, this time we have the Matron of the family, this lady was and still is to this day my first goth love and also my first role model of “relationship goals” because let’s face it, who has a better relationship than Morticia & Gomez? Romeo & Juliet? Pfft… Jack & Rose? nope, nope, nope… Edward & Bella? ugh… don’t even get me started… Gray and Anastasia? Gods forbid! that’s not even a relationship… *ahem* as I was saying…
Morticia is pure waifu material, her undying love for her husband is only matched by her will to serve the dark forces, her presence is the one of a Queen and her overwhelming confidence is a thing of legend, she is the embodiment of “be yourself” but done right! who wouldn’t want to marry a true dame like her?
On to the changes/adaptations:
Same as with Wednesday this Morticia is an OC based on the character, not an exact rendition of it, that’s why you don’t see some of her iconic traits like her chiseled face features or her crimson lips and nails, I wanted mother and daughter to look alike while preserving my own line, some other changes are obvious like the addition of black family jewels as her accesories (same kind that Meltina uses), her Grim Reaper style Scythe with the Addam’s Credo “Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc” (We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us) carved on the wood and of course the huge amount of Thicc Spices used on her to make her not only go to the “Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend” category but to destroy it and rule it as the queen she is.
And now, something unusual but necessary in this particular case… some dedicated, “well writen” poetry for her…
*Clears throat*
She has the looks, she has the wits and now she has a couple of huge milfy ti… *cough* *cough* enough poetry for today, if this Queen of Darkness is the right waifu for you, leave some dark love for her on the comments section and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!
We just passed our 80th waifu served here at the waifu kitchen with the always lovely Stafire and I bet you knew that the 81st lady could not be any other than Raven!
Rachel Roth, Witch, Rae, Demon of Azarath, Gothicc Queen or simply Raven, call her however you like but that’s just different names for the same truth, she is gorgeous!
This lady means business, she is so powerful that she has keep her own powers under control and in order to do that she has to keep her emotions in check, but lets face it, no one has complete control over that, so she has lost control a few times, (We all know were we would want her to lose control though *cough* on the bedroom! *cough* who said that!? *wink*, *wink*).
There’s really not much to say about her that you don’t know already, (she is one of internet’s illustrated Gothicc queens after all) so I won’t go on for long, but I will say this, if you like gloomy, serious, dark and mysterious ladies which also have a killer booty then Raven is definetly the waifu for you, leave some love for her on the comments and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!
NOTE: The usual applies…as with every waifu on this kitchen, she is aged up (to her mid 20s in this case) and thiccened up.
Garnet “Dagger” Til Alexandros XVII from Final Fantasy IX
Another week another waifu for you!
Also from Final Fantasy, but this time from FFIX, she is petite, cute, and delicious but also, strong-minded, kind and driven, make way for the Queen, Garnet Til Alexandros is here!
If you played FFIX (if you haven’t, I recommend it) you may already know this lady very well, Princess from the start of the game but Queen at the end, however we all know that’s not her most important job, *breathless in surprise* wait… what!?
She is a summoner and any FF player knows how powerful a summoner can be, *evil grin* specially if you got your backup summoner girl Eiko and go dual summon the almighty ALEXANDER to wipe, mop and polish the floor with none other than the king of the dragons BAHAMUT himself!, yesss she is THAT powerful, but, as powerful as she is as a summoner, her true power lies in her kind heart, her benevolence, which along with her strong will makes her a great queen, (and with her new, wider curves, the sexiest one too!).
During the game you can see how Garnet grows, makes choices, (both good and bad), and takes responsability for them, turning those events into experience and learning from them, she eventually picks a nickname for herself, “Dagger” taking it from Zidane’s weapon and by the end of the game she is bolder, stronger, wiser and resolved, but she never loses her softer side, like her kind heart or the warm feelings she keeps for others, in fact those feelings only grow even more stronger for those around her (specially for Zidane) now that’s a waifu for me!
If you like a true lady who can handle POWER and never lose herself in it, then the lovely Garnet is the waifu for you!
I hope you like her and remember to leave some love for her on the comments, see you on the next waifu, cheers!
