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The Night Team 

Happy Halloween, let the thiccness of these night helpers bless your festivities!

For those not yet familiar with my Halloween OCs here you go:
- Hollee the Pumpkin (Left)
- Ella The Witch Queen (Center)
- Cheshire Nia Whisperia (Right)

Have a good one!

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Lydia Deetz from Beetlejuice + Alt version

It’s that time again, waifu time!

Strange, unusual, uncommon, odd and weird… Lydia Deetz. We continue with dark and delicious ladies and I couldn’t miss the chance to add Ms. Lydia to the ranks of The Waifu List from the suggestions given to me, because I mean, she is yet another classic waifu! and look at her here all thicc and grown up, just how I like my goth waifus, thicc, dark and legal, oh yeah, talking about that… gotta add the usual disclaimer:

I know it’s pretty obvious (but gotta write it anyway) this waifu as ALL the other ladies I have thiccened up are aged up to +18/+21/+30 (in this case is easy to guess she is between 18 and 21 years old) I do not work minors/underage, I repeat, I DO NOT work minor/underage characters, and if the character is minor/underage I wil ALWAYS age said character up to +18/+21/+30, I cannot be more clear, I think… thank you.

I’ll be brief this time and gonna go straight to the changes/adaptations:

I cut up her old black bodysuit and made it a 3-piece, sleeves, high-cut leotard and stockings to give her a little more sexy-smexy, also did some tailoring on her spider web pattern shawl, subtle stuff but very noticeable, in short, I wanted to give her a sexier look to make her go from “Goth Girl” to “Young Goth Mistress” of course kept her iconic makeup and added a tiny bit more with color matching lipstick and black nail polish, sprinkled her with some Thicc Spices and we’re DONE!

I hope you like my rendition to this lovely character and remember if Lydia Deetz is the waifu for you, leave some good, dark love for her in the comments section and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Morticia Addams from The Addams Family

Ahhh this is a good day, we reach the 90th seat of The Waifu List and we have yet another delicious gothicc waifu, last time we had the young lady of the family, this time we have the Matron of the family, this lady was and still is to this day my first goth love and also my first role model of “relationship goals” because let’s face it, who has a better relationship than Morticia & Gomez? Romeo & Juliet? Pfft… Jack & Rose? nope, nope, nope… Edward & Bella? ugh… don’t even get me started… Gray and Anastasia? Gods forbid! that’s not even a relationship… *ahem* as I was saying…

Morticia is pure waifu material, her undying love for her husband is only matched by her will to serve the dark forces, her presence is the one of a Queen and her overwhelming confidence is a thing of legend, she is the embodiment of “be yourself” but done right! who wouldn’t want to marry a true dame like her?

On to the changes/adaptations:

Same as with Wednesday this Morticia is an OC based on the character, not an exact rendition of it, that’s why you don’t see some of her iconic traits like her chiseled face features or her crimson lips and nails, I wanted mother and daughter to look alike while preserving my own line, some other changes are obvious like the addition of black family jewels as her accesories (same kind that Meltina uses), her Grim Reaper style Scythe with the Addam’s Credo “Sic Gorgiamus Allos Subjectatos Nunc” (We Gladly Feast on Those Who Would Subdue Us) carved on the wood and of course the huge amount of Thicc Spices used on her to make her not only go to the “Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend” category but to destroy it and rule it as the queen she is.

And now, something unusual but necessary in this particular case… some dedicated, “well writen” poetry for her…

*Clears throat*

She has the looks, she has the wits and now she has a couple of huge milfy ti… *cough* *cough* enough poetry for today, if this Queen of Darkness is the right waifu for you, leave some dark love for her on the comments section and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Wednesday “Meltina” Addams from The Addams Family + Long Hair Version

We start yet another Chapter of The Waifu List, this time it’s the the 9th Chapter and this one only has it’s seats reserved for ladies of the Survivor/Nightmarish variety! and of course we had to start strong, that means a classic waifu, please welcome the always lovely and always gloomy, Ms. Addams!

I was really excited when I saw Wednesday Addams being suggested several times, because a couple of years ago I made an OC based on her (in fact I made OCs based on the whole Addams family) of course she was aged up, thiccened up given some background story, buuuuuut… I wasn’t quite happy with the first design I made of her and when I saw several people suggesting her, I just couldn’t resist giving this lady a spot on this chapter, it was the perfect chance to mix business with pleasure and redo her design, gotta say I’m quite pleased how she came out this time!

Now if you’re wondering (if you’re not, just skip this part) why I’m adding the name “Meltina” for her, it’s because when I make an OC based on a character that already exist I like to rename them, not just use their names as they are because said character is based on/a tribute to the original, not the original character per se, you already have seen an example of this with my OCs based on the Wicked Witch of the West, “Ella ‘Phana the Wicked Witch Queen” same for the Jack-o’-lantern based “Hollee the Pumpkin Grenadier ” or Cheshire the Cat “Cheshire Nia Whisperia the Whimsical Shapeshifter”, now… why “Meltina”? simple… the first time I ever watched one of the Addams Family movies (was a long time ago, VHS were still around then…) I watched it in spanish and her name in spanish is not Wednesday, she is called “Merlina” which I found quite strange and cool at the same time, so… Meltina is a tribute to the name Merlina, as simple as that!

Now on the lady herself… some people have told me they don’t think of Morticia or Wednesday Addams as goth ladies and everyone can have their own opinion on that, that is perfectly fine, but the same goes for me so… I DO think they’re not only goth ladies but daaaamn! 2 of the BEST goth ladies, oh! and talking about that, mommy Addams is the next waifu on the list *triumph fist raised for all gothicc lovers*, where was I? *ahem* yes on the lady herself…

Wednesday could appear to many as gloomy, devoid of life and soulless even since her younger days and sure, she does look gloomy, but hey, it’s part of her dark charm anyways!, but make no mistake, she is full of life… life which she extracts directly from the souls of her fallen enemies, see? she cannot be soulless if she is full of souls from the fallen! Mmm! this is one delicious, vicious, soul reaper waifu!

Let’s move on to the changes/adaptations.

First and most obvious, her age, she is around 21 years old here, her hair is a little longer and her hairstyle is a bit more mature but just enough, her dress is basically the same just a tad sexier and gave her some classy lingerie with black family jewels included on her garter belt clips and choker, of course had to give her a thicc weapon and the Giga Cleaver felt like a fitting choice (my previous design had a giant Axe) and last but not least… yep you guessed it, thicc spices! thiccness all around! hips, legs, boobs and keeping that mesmerizing tiny waist (those gothic corsets Morticia gave to her sure work wonders on that waist!).

But enough said, if this gothicc lady is the waifu for you, remember to leave some dark love for her on the comments and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Raphtalia from The Rising of the Shield Hero 

We reach the final seat of the 8th Chapter of The Waifu List and to be sure to close strong we have one of the best waifus of the moment, the racoon waifu, Raphtalia from The Rising of the Shield Hero!

(Of course aged up and thiccened up)

This lady is the definition of waifu material, strong, loyal, caring, beautiful, reliable and damn she is so cute! just look at those little, fluffy coon ears!

Raphtalia goes through both the damsel in distress and the strong heroine phases, letting us appreciate different sides of her character, which I personally find very enjoyable, when she is but a child, she is sold as a slave, the main character (The Shield Hero) takes her with him, from that point on we can see Raphtalia’s fears and weaknesses, we can see her doubt, cry and despair but we can also see her grow (quite literally, she grows both inside and outside due to her demi-human nature) she tries and fails, tries again and succeeds, she fights and struggles never giving up, step by step reaching higher and at certain point she develops a simple yet firm resolve “Master I am your sword” which allows her to overcome each and every challenge on her path, this lady earns everything through effort, right and fair and I LOVE that, now that’s some girl power done right if you ask me!

As you can see Raphtalia is one my favorite ladies and I really enjoyed working on her, if you love her as much as I do remember to leave some of that love for her on the comments section, thank you and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Nezuko Kamado from Demon Slayer + Alt Version

First off… I know it’s pretty obvious (but gotta write it anyway) this waifu as ALL the other ladies I have thiccened up is aged up to +18/+21/+30 (in this case is easy to guess she is between 18 and 21 years old) I do not work minors/underage, I repeat, I DO NOT work minor/underage characters, and if the character is minor/underage I wil ALWAYS age said character up to +18/+21/+30, I cannot be more clear, I think… thank you.

Nezuko Kamado AKA “Nezuko-Chaaaaaan” is our next lady on the list!

Light spoiler alert: nothing too crucial, but if you do not want anything, absolutely anything spoiled for you, you should stop reading now…

First I’ll state the obvious, Nezuko is beautiful, absolutely GORGEOUS and one of the cutest waifus in the manga and anime scene at this time, now the not so obvious part, she is strong as hell! when her brother Tanjiro is pinned down by a demon, Nezuko comes running to his aid and kicks the demon’s head off in ONE single kick, she rips and tears like in the good ‘ol Doom Slayer style! (just less gory) effortlessly separating the head from the body, this clearly shows us one thing… the little lady hits like a truck! which at least for me, is seeexy because I love strong ladies!

Among other things we can say about her is the fact that she becomes stronger and stronger even without consuming humans, which is very unusual for a demon because they gain power exactly like that, consuming, her body does require many, many hours of sleep though.

After defeating certain enemy she gains the ability to walk freely under the sunlight (In the Demon Slayer universe, demons can’t walk in the sun, much like some old tales vampires), also she develops yet another skill in which she manipulates her own blood to ignite, explode and engulf enemies on flames, but of all her skill set my favorite is her ability to change size at will, normal sized waifu or pocket sized waifu that you can take with you anywere! and… have you seen her running on her pocket size? damn I’m gonna go blind with that much cuteness!

So cute that can melt your heart, so beautiful that can melt your pants and so strong she can melt your face! (well, not YOUR face, preferably the enemy’s face but you get what I’m saying) Cute, beautiful and strong? count me in! she is kind of waifu!

If Nezuko is the waifu for you, remember to leave some good love for her on the comments section and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Darkness from KonoSuba + LH version

We reach the 86th seat on The Waifu List with a very special lady, VERY special. Make way for a waifu who takes the word “humiliation” VERY seriously.

For many humiliation is just a word, but for her… it’s a way of life, please salute the Masochist Queen, Lalatina “Darkness” Dustiness Ford from KonoSuba!

Darkness may look as your average and healthy Crusader, blonde, strong, tough, but… believe me when I say she is not, the blondie part is true, strong, also true and hell she IS tough and as expected from that last trait she works as the tank of her party, but not only to protect them from harm, nope… she has her own “reasons” Darkness loves to receive punishment, all the kinds of punishment she can get, the better.

This blond beauty doesn’t shy away from all the pain, disrobement, humiliation and kinkiness she can get, in fact she actively looks for it and enjoys it at every chance she can get (many of those being provided by our true gender equality defender and shining example, Kazuma).

Whenever I see this fine lady, I can only think on how fun a S&M relationship with her would be and absolutely sure I’m not alone there, if you are like me and love Darkness just because she is the way she is and think she is the right waifu for you, don’t forget to leave some good love for her on the comments section!

NOTES: I made some subtle changes on her armor and battle dress, gave her a nice pair of heavy duty stockings, made her hair a tad longer and of course thiccened up her weapon into a Greatsword to match her new level of thicness.

Hope you like her and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Darkness (LH version)

The LH (in this case, Loose Hair) version for our beloved Masochist Queen Darkness.

Enjoy!

Megumin from KonoSuba + LH Version

Our 85th seat on The Waifu List belongs to the powerful ArchWizard which eyes shine in crimson red and her favorite word is… EX-PLOSION! yep, you guessed it, make way for the mini-beauty, Megumin from Konosuba!

Megumin is short, hot and fun, period.

Her obssesion is the explosive magic, she lives it, she breathes it, she takes this kind of magic to the path of “Explosions are not an event, explosions are a way of life, the explosive lifestyle” and yes, I know she didn’t exactly said that, but… it’s kinda close, her EXPLOSION! is actually really impressive, hell! it’s so powerful that even the music on the background changes whenever she is casting it, but then… after looking like a total badass she immediately collapses after spending WAY more magic than she posseses, that’s Megumin for you!

Among the curious details about this little lady, one always had my attention, she is very self-conscious on her “flatness” also, she really doesn’t like to be perceived as child, in short, we can say she is not too happy to be underdeveloped (at least on the lady bits), so I gave her a good amount of Thicc Spice, now she can have what she always wanted, a nice pair of big and soft tiddies!

If loud, cheerful, fiery and explosive ladies are your thing, then Megumin it’s THE waifu for you, leave some love for her in the comments, cheers!

LH Version

Megumin rocks the “Big breasted, Long haired Sultry Wizard” look pretty good!

Neopolitan “Neo” from RWBY 

A RWBY character gets a seat on the list AGAIN? yes RWBY characters have been requested over and over and if I weren’t so picky while filtering all the suggestions, this list would ALL RWBY characters, (really, I’m not kidding RWBY characters get requested so much, that at this point we could even have a genderbent waifu Ozpin by now!), for now this little lady will be the last one on a list for now.

Ahhh Neopolitan, were do I start? her looks? her skills? the MANY talents she possesses? well, guess it’s gonna be the obvious one…

You already know Pyrrah is my top lady from RWBY, but I think is safe to say that Neo is really not very far from her, why? what do these 2 ladies have in comon? is it… the obvious sex-appeal? the boundless affection and loyalty they show towards their significant other? or is it… the tremendous potential they have? let’s go with that last one.

Neo is by far my favorite lady in the battlefield and the reason is quite simple, on her league she is the BEST simple as that, not only she can single-handedly beat Yang on one on one combat, she can best Ruby with no effort, (and no, it doesn’t count as victory for Ruby when she is blown away with her parasol by the winds, Ruby had luck to not have her rear even more red from the sp@nk!ng Neo was delivering) hell! she went mano a mano with Cinder and FORCED her to go maiden mode, and let’s not forget how she went for the foursome and r@p3d everyone from team JNR managing, outmaneuvering and outskilling Jaune, Nora and Ren at the same time, just delicious!. also truly remarkable is that Neo’s battle style isn’t the most flashy but rather more effective and focused on pure physical combat, (which paradoxically ends up being another kind of flashy/eye candy style) her semblance: Overactive Imagination, is more a deceive and escape resource for her, unlike other characters that rely heavily on semblances to fight (like Yang) she relies almost completely on herself, no dust or even firearms.

But Neo’s capabilities for combat don’t stop there, she even recognizes when an opponent is way out of her league, which may not seem like much, but it IS a big deal, bitting more than you can chew is a BIG problem for amateurs *cough* Ruby *cough* and Ms. Neopolitan is no amateur, she is a professional, and we can notice it even outside battle, she can steal, deceive, perceive weaknesses and find weak spots with stunning speed, her success rate on missions is very high and to complete the professional skill set, she can even act as your getaway driver using her semblance in the process to cover as much as an ENTIRE ship to fool anyone who crosses paths with her and her allies.

For the cherry on top, this tiny lady has enough intellect to do something that some characters in RWBY simply never do, she GROWS from battle to battle, why do I say this? just watch her battles, it’s true Neo is playful on early fights, she dances around, taunts her foes, mocking them whenever she has the chance and that’s fine it’s part of her style, but she goes on and on to the point of just draging the fight for too long instead of finishing them off quickly, on later fights, as she progresses she still smiles and plays, BUT dispatches her targets in a much quicker and effective manner, she learns from her mistakes and that says a lot about her.

But I guess it’s already too much text, *ahem* so I’m gonna close with the changes I made.

Neo has that lovely and classy victorian air about her and outfit, kept that as much as possible but with a touch of extra spice, the way she bows, smiles and some gestures in general she does in and outside battle make me think of a dancer, a lady of the spolight, an entertainer, that’s why I chose to get rid of the pants (also obviously for the extra sexy factor) and as usual made her weapon: Hush, bigger and thiccer with a nice new and fresh pattern all over it, hope you like it!

If this pocket lady (she is around 4'10/147cm tall) is the waifu for you, remember to leave some good love for her on the comments, cheers!

See you on the next one!

Blake Belladonna from RWBY

We reach the 83rd seat on the Waifu List and with this waifu we complete the 4 main cast ladies for RWBY! (Mmm I might have to re-work Yang to fit better…maybe…), The wild, the serious, the mysterious, the “B” in “RWBY”, none other than Ms. Blake Belladonna!

Besides Yang, the other character that got my attention as soon as I started watching RWBY was Blake and oh man! she had all the good points:

-Gloomy but sexy, check!

-Long hair, check!

-Mysterious and aloof, check!

-Book reader, check!

-Had that Gothic air around her, double check!

I even remember thinking, “Mmm… Interesting… Gothicc potential right there…” some volumes (seasons) later… my hopes were crushed, no more gothic Blake, *sigh* but! we are not here to complain about how the writers went on a long stroll towards the path of “weird” to reach the forbidden continent of “bad writing” because I’m pretty sure you have heard/watched/read more than enough RWBY critics already, we are here to celebrate how gorgeous Ms. Belladonna is!

First things first… look at those cat ears! aren’t those the cutest thing lil Blake has? *clears throat* *ahem* as I was saying, I loved how this lady was introduced to us at first, the black outfit, the books, even the candle holder she is using to read on the first night at Beacon (even though it makes her look like she is reading a black grimoire to summon the dark forces of satan, wait… that’s part of the gothic look too! love it!).

Those are the reasons why I decided to stick mostly to her first outfit (The white coats she later wears are fine, but again she represents the “B” on RWBY not the “W” we already have Weiss for that) just taking away minor things, adding a few others and changing colors like her silver accesories to old gold (to match her eyes) and cutting her shorts to a sexier size along with a new pair of stockings instead of her old leggings (kept the color and the gradient), oh yeah, and of course giving some Thicc Spices to her weapon: Gambol Shroud, to go along with her new thiccer figure, now she can ACTUALLY cleave Grimms with the cleaver part!

I hope you like this lady and remember, if Blake Belladonna is the waifu for you just leave some love for her on the comments.

I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Ruby Rose from RWBY + LH Version

RWBY characters ALWAYS get requested one way or another, specially the 4 main ladies, so it was pretty obvious I was gonna work on Ruby sooner or later, so here she is!

This is very obvious but SPOILERS ahead, if you haven’t watched RWBY and want to experience it at it’s fullest, skip the next part.

Ruby it’s your classic cheery, speedy, hypery, upbeaty protagonist, with a knack for getting in trouble at every corner and big dreams of becoming the best of the best, the greatest Huntress that the world of Remnant has ever seen, but to be able to start her path to greatness she first has to receive proper education and training to even become  a Huntress and that happens for her at Beacon’s Academy, where she meets new and fun people, attends classes and little by little walks the path she has chosen for herself and her life is as great as it can be… fast forward 2 and a half volumes (seasons) *ahem* everything has gone to hell.

Beacon is in ruins, Pyrrha (one of the best waifus this show has to offer) is dead, Yang has lost one of her arms and the Grimm run rampant and vicious, Remnant has proved clearly why it’s a savage world, many things both good and bad, interesting and not so interesting happen to our little Ruby after, but I chose to center this waifu around her huntress concept.

I used elements from 3 of her outfits, but wanted to focus a bit more on the volume 7 one, for her hairstyle I went with her classic hair but juuuust a tad longer, and added the house brand, the Thicc Spice, but without going all the way to Extra Thicc, also needless to say but will do it anyways, she is aged up (21+ aprox)

If you like a lady that can cheer you up just as fast as she can get you in trouble and you get your kicks from that, believe me Ruby Rose is the waifu you’re looking for, leave some love for her on the comments and I’ll see you on the next one!

Cheers!

LH Version (LongHair + Alt)

Ruby’s hair always had that messy and spikey touch, which I like because it goes well with her bubbly personality, I wanted to stick to that just with longer hair, also changed the color of her blouse to go better with the rest of her equipment giving off a more mature/experienced look.

Hope you like it.

Raven from Teen Titans + LH Version

We just passed our 80th waifu served here at the waifu kitchen with the always lovely Stafire and I bet you knew that the 81st lady could not be any other than Raven!

Rachel Roth, Witch, Rae, Demon of Azarath, Gothicc Queen or simply Raven, call her however you like but that’s just different names for the same truth, she is gorgeous!

This lady means business, she is so powerful that she has keep her own powers under control and in order to do that she has to keep her emotions in check, but lets face it, no one has complete control over that, so she has lost control a few times, (We all know were we would want her to lose control though *cough* on the bedroom!  *cough* who said that!? *wink*, *wink*).

There’s really not much to say about her that you don’t know already, (she is one of internet’s illustrated Gothicc queens after all) so I won’t go on for long, but I will say this, if you like gloomy, serious, dark and mysterious ladies which also have a killer booty then Raven is definetly the waifu for you, leave some love for her on the comments and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

NOTE: The usual applies…as with every waifu on this kitchen, she is aged up (to her mid 20s in this case) and thiccened up.

Koriand'r “Starfire” from Teen Titans

Next on the Waifu List…

No need for introductions here because I think most of you already have seen, read or at least know who this lady is, and yes I say lady, not girl, because everything here at the Waifu Kitchen is aged up (+18 or more depending on the waifu), but I’m pretty sure you already knew that.

Starfire is something else… no really, something else, in many ways, starting with being from another planet, (Tamaran), to slurping mustard just because she loves the taste of it, Star is weird but cute, strange but lovely, and different but sexy as hell!

Eyes glowing like emeralds (damned radioactive emeralds I must add) skin like the sun and hair like fire (quite literally), and I’m not gonna even go to her long (and impressive) list of powers, skills and durability feats, but I HAVE to mention one detail about her… her height.

I gotta ask… do you like tall waifus? like TALL waifus? let’s say… 6'4" (almost 2.0 mts) because I know I LOVE ‘em! if you’re shorter, let’s say, 5'8"- 5'9" (between 1.71mts and  1.75mts) then it’s your blessing! because whenever she hugs you, you’ll be damn sure you’re at the height of the “situation” (if you know what I mean) *wink* *wink*

Ahhh! gotta love it!, If this Tamaranean princess is the right waifu for you, don’t forget to leave some good love for her on the comments, cheers!

Garnet “Dagger” Til Alexandros XVII from Final Fantasy IX

Another week another waifu for you!

Also from Final Fantasy, but this time from FFIX, she is petite, cute, and delicious but also, strong-minded, kind and driven, make way for the Queen, Garnet Til Alexandros is here!

If you played FFIX (if you haven’t, I recommend it) you may already know this lady very well, Princess from the start of the game but Queen at the end, however we all know that’s not her most important job, *breathless in surprise* wait… what!?

She is a summoner and any FF player knows how powerful a summoner can be, *evil grin* specially if you got your backup summoner girl Eiko and go dual summon the almighty ALEXANDER to wipe, mop and polish the floor with none other than the king of the dragons BAHAMUT himself!, yesss she is THAT powerful, but, as powerful as she is as a summoner, her true power lies in her kind heart, her benevolence, which along with her strong will makes her a great queen, (and with her new, wider curves, the sexiest one too!).

During the game you can see how Garnet grows, makes choices, (both good and bad), and takes responsability for them, turning those events into experience and learning from them, she eventually picks a nickname for herself, “Dagger” taking it from Zidane’s weapon and by the end of the game she is bolder, stronger, wiser and resolved, but she never loses her softer side, like her kind heart or the warm feelings she keeps for others, in fact those feelings only grow even more stronger for those around her (specially for Zidane) now that’s a waifu for me!

If you like a true lady who can handle POWER and never lose herself in it, then the lovely Garnet is the waifu for you!

I hope you like her and remember to leave some love for her on the comments, see you on the next waifu, cheers!

Aerith Gainsborough from Final Fantasy VII + LH Version

The Waifu List is back! and this time is made up ENTIRELY of supporters and viewers picks.

To open this chapter we have a lady that represents the desires, wishes, fantasies and even tears (lots of tears) of many who met her back in 1997 and still love her now in 2020 the “Flower Girl” the legend herself… Aerith Gainsborough!

Most of you already know Aerith, but for those who don’t and plan to play FFVII please STOP reading now *hard spoiler warning*

Ahhh! Aerith (or Aeris for those who played english FFVII like me), this little lady is waifu material through and through, she is cute, cheerful and gentle but she is also resolute and strong, also very, very easy on the eyes, *wink* *wink*  she is the kind of woman you can count on, her loyalty is unshakeable and as an ally in the field of battle her healing skills and her limit breaks are invaluable (specially “Great Gospel”), but… as everything that seems to good to be true…

Thanks to her unique lineage she is the only one that can use the “White Materia” and if you played the game you must remember that said Materia is the only thing that can stop good ol’ Sephiroth from using the “Black Materia” to summon Meteor and… *sighs* oh well, here comes one of the saddest deaths in Final Fantasy history (and the music… god the music just makes it x10 times worst, er… I mean better, better in a bad and emotional way, you get me right?)

But oh well, at the end she reunites with Zack in the afterlife and that’s great because she looks happy and our boy Zack too, they’ll be watching over Cloud and Tifa while they’re getting it on for sure! those naughty, voyeuring… *ahem* If you love a pretty, perky, sassy lady full of warm feelings for you then, the delicious and petite Aerith is the waifu for you! be sure to leave some good love for her in the comments.

Changes: I always perceived Aerith as warm and bountiful not only because of her personality but because her Ancient “Cetra” ancestry, the Cetra are connected to the planet in such a strong way that they can even interact with the “Lifestream” so I though… “maybe her body should reflect that” and you know how it is around here at the Waifu Kitchen, take a couple of things from each of her oufits, mix them well together (including the Remake one), thicc-en up her weapon and add some (in this case a LOT) of Thicc Spices and DONE!

Hope you like her and I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Beatrix from Final Fantasy IX 

And we reach the end of our 7th Chapter of The Waifu List, closing strong and high with a legendary tier waifu, the 77th seat belongs to lady Beatrix from Final Fantasy IX!

I could say a LOT of things about this waifu and 99% of them would be nice, so I’m gonna go for the 1% I have to say about her that is not so nice… and I’m daring to say that anyone that has played Final Fantasy IX will agree with me *clears throat* the worst thing about this lady is… how little time we can have with her! there I said it! had to be said, *ahem* she is not a playable character (well she is, but only temporary), too little screen time for my taste, there’s never enough Beatrix!

If you played the game you already know you face her in combat as a boss (several times actually) and she always hands your ass to you (every single time), a strong waifu by all means! and here at The Waifu Kitchen we love strong waifus, but as powerful as she can be she also has a tender side, and we love that too!

Unshakable loyalty, a good measure of iron will, some love letters, a dash of romantic speech on the right moments and the will to fight and die by her side are the recipe to open this lady’s heart. Do you have what it takes?

Hope you like her and if you do, don’t forget to leave some love for her on the comments!

Cheers!

Weiss Schnee from RWBY 

We reach the 76th seat on the Waifu List, only one more lady and the 7th Chapter will be complete.    

WARNING: These next lines will contain a few mild spoilers, if you want to watch RWBY series spoiler free, you may want to read this text after watching Weiss in all her glory on the RWBY show.

Weiss is one of those characters that shows what a powerful family can and can’t do for you or… to you in her case, coming from the powerful Schnee family is something that she has very present, and let’s you know without hesitation, she is the “Heiress” as Blake calls her the very first time Ruby, Weiss and Blake meet (on volume 1, episode 2 if I remember correctly), she is proud to be a Schnee, she is bossy, a bit entitled and more than a bit of a snob but she is also the rebel of the family and joining Beacon to be a huntress is the proof, with these traits you may think she is not quite the most likeable character in RWBY, but wait! because character growth is coming to the rescue!

This princess is indeed a bit of pain at first, but as some episodes go by, you get to know her better, later, we see a bit of her family, specially her sister who is a complete “yes give me more of her please” *ahem* I mean… she is (or seems) rigid and strict at first impression (and one hell of a fighter), but in the end she cares deeply for her little sister, then… when we finally see who her father and brother are, that’s when you realize where the “Proud Schnee” thing comes from.

As the volumes and chapters go by, Weiss learns and refines one skill that she desperately needed on her life… teamwork, having close friends and showing appreciation towards them makes her strong where she previously lacked and caring for them as both friends and battle allies makes her grow and mature as a fighter and as a person, she evolves her point of view about her family and finally she stands her ground even if that means she is gonna stop being “the heiress”.

But I’ll stop myself there because I haven’t said anything about the rest of her Waifu traits! let’s start with the very obvious ones like her long silky white hair with faint shades of blue (gotta love that hair color) and her petite size, this is a little lady and when I say little I really mean it, she is 5'3" WITH HEELS meaning she is about 5'0" (152cm) without ‘em, she is literally a pocket beauty, oh! and did I mention she can summon that big guy on the picture? the Arma Gigas, what a lady huh?

About the changes:

Her outfit a mix of the last two outfits she wears on the show but with a bit of what I did with her sister, Winter (the open battle-dress with panty showing), worked her boots to be thigh high and the rest is the usual, some good ol’ thicc spices on that little body and there you have it, Thicc Weiss for you!

If this lady is the waifu for you just leave some good love for her on the comments section, cheers!

Megumi Tadokoro from Food Wars!: Shokugeki no Soma + LH version

Our 74th waifu on the Waifu List is here and she is coming with a bonus! it’s the return of the food porn! all salute Ms. Megumi Tadokoro (and Soma’s Gotcha pork roast!)

Oh, how I enjoyed working this piece! it has 2 out of 3 checks on my list of things I enjoy the MOST on life, Waifus and Food, you just can’t go wrong with that combo!

Now on to the main dish… the Gotcha Pork Roast! *ahem* I mean… Megumi!

Lemme start off by saying that Ms. Tadokoro is just waifu material thru and thru, she has the complete set housekeeping skills, she is dedicated 100% to what she loves (and that could be YOU, lucky bastard), she has the potential AND the will to grow (as shown in the anime) as a professional and as a person, also she’s one hell of a cook! and last but not least she is just so damn cute, just look at her, LOOK AT HER!

This waifu may not deliver the most powerful punches, summon the most dreadful demons or be able to bring you back from the dead, but if you’re the kind of person who enjoys a more peaceful existence, like to get the most of the everyday life by enjoying good food and a delightful woman like Megumi, she is the perfect waifu for you! so don’t forget to leave some good love for her on the comments!

Changes: Not much really, but I’m guessing my version of her chef’s uniform would not be the most suitable one for a real shokugeki, buuuuut I prefer it anyways!, other than that, the usual thicc spices to enhance her curves and made her hair just a tad longer (a LOT longer for the Long Hair version)  

Hope you like this gorgeous lady and I’ll see you soon, cheers!

Morrigan Aensland from Darkstalkers 

On the next spot of The Waifu List we have one of the sexiest queens of the night, Morrigan Aensland!

Oh boy! we have one of those timeless waifus right here, right now, I can even bet this lady was the first crush for more than one of you (and for good reasons!), Morrigan is one of the first (not the first) succubi of the gaming world that caused such an impact that even more than 20 years later of her first appearance she is still relevant and loved to the point where a cosplay or a fanart of her is not an uncommon sight.

If you’re a fan of this lady, you already know she comes in 2 different flavors, depending if you know her from the comics or the games, so pick the spicy or the spicier version, your call!

Finally let’s talk about her set of skills:

- Power over shadows/darkness, check!

- Superhuman strength, check!

- Energy drain, check!

- Flight (she has wings this one was kinda obvious), check!

- Doppelganger creation, (2 Morrigans, twice the fun!), check!

- Seduction, (obvious but the best!) check!

- Extra THICCNESS (yes I know it’s not a skill, but it’s hard to not mention it!), double check!

If after taking a look at her skill set or just by taking a look at her (mmm! yummy!) Ms.Aensland is not the perfect waifu for you, then I don’t know who is! but be sure to leave some good love for her on the comments!

I’ll see you on the next one!

Fran from Final Fantasy XII + No headpiece version

Next up in The Waifu List is….. Fran from FFXII!

Well, I don’t know about all of you… but I fell in love with bunny ladies because of THIS delicious lady, (well, because of Playboy and Lola Bunny too), *ahem* Ahhh Fran, my favorite character of the entire game of FFXII, if you played the game you know it has some special things that make it memorable, like the loooongest special boss battle, (long like start it by late morning finish it by night…) *cough* *cough* F*ck you Yiazmat, F*ck you… *ahem* ahh good times!

But for me, the most memorable thing on FFXII that warms up my heart and my… imagination is Fran, I’m just in love with this viera, she is not only eye candy, no, no, no, she is an excellent fighter and is able to hold her own quite well also, she knows how to take decisions and act under pressure, (and she looks sexy while doing it), this lady is reserved and usually calm, even to the point of being a bit mysterious, (which I find very, very appealing), besides… how can you not fall in love to that beautiful dark skin and white hair combo? just delightful!

If you always wanted a bunny waifu, you cannot go wrong choosing Fran, so show some good love for her on the comments section!

I’ll see you on the next one, cheers!

Lady from Devil May Cry  + LH Version

Oooh! time for one of my favorite waifus, from one of my favorite games of all time, Devil May Cry, fast paced, action packed, rocking good beats and hella stylish, that is DMC for me (well, not the 2nd one, the 2nd game was… well… everybody makes mistakes! moving on…) of course our waifu of this week is all those things and more!

- Deliciously Thicc Weapon, check!

- Caring and protective of her close ones, check!

- Best pair of eyes on DMC series, check!

- Ass-kicking combat skills, check!

- Sweet and Fierce personality, check!

- SSuperior pizza stealing skills, check!  

- SSSmoking Sexy curvy body, double check!

But even with all those traits and looking strong and imposing Lady still has a soft spot… a soft spot for pizza! she CAN and WILL steal any of these delicious cheesy slices of heaven on sight, you have been warned! *ahem* but really… talking seriously she does have her soft spots and has been through a lot to get where she is now, the best example is when she kills her own father (for GOOD reasons) literally putting a bullet between his eyes, after that, tears just start pouring out…  and you can see that even with all that badassery and iron will to do what she has to do, she is still very human and… for me… that seals the deal, hard and tough on the battlefield but soft and sensitive inside, just pure waifu material!

If you’re the type that just craves adrenaline every day and loves a wild ride, Lady is just the right waifu for you! so leave some good, good love for her on the comments section and I’ll see you on the next one!

Cheers!

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Milla Maxwell from Tales of Xillia

We’re only 2 ladies away from closing this chapter on The Waifu List, but this time the spotlight belongs to a hot BBB (Blonde, Busty, Beauty).

I bring you Milla Maxwell from Tales of Xillia!

If you are a fan of the “Tales Of” game series (like me) then you already know said games always have one thing in common…..you guessed it? WAIFUS!

Tales of Xillia is no exception (both ToX and ToX2), damn! there are just so many waifus in those 2 games! Milla, Muzét, Elize, Presa, Driselle, hell even Undine! (and I’m not even mentioning half of them) but enough talk about this, I’ll let you enjoy this lady in all her new curvy glory!

Expert fighter, wielder of the 4 elements and owner of a pair of bazongas that Elize wishes she could have when she grows up! (if you played the game, you surely will know what I’m talking about), if Ms.Maxwell is the waifu for you, don’t forget to leave some good love for her on the comments.

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