#wishesmemes
Send and i’ll make a fake tweet about your muse using this website here - X
Send me and i’ll write one to three headcannons about our muses relationship (Friend, Family, Etc)
Add in a and i’ll tell you how i think a potential relationship couldgo, Bonus if you add the type of relationship your looking for.
Send me a ヾ(•ω•`)o and i’ll use this OTP prompt generator to generate a prompt for our muses!
2021 Quotes from the discord skeleton boogaloo
“He just has an eye patch, that doesn’t make you emo.”
“Sans can’t be a big tittied goth girlfriend.”
“HE HAS TO FREE HIS PEOPLE, [NAME]!!”
“Gaze upon my butthole.”
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“I’m spartacus.”
KICKS DOOR DOWN VIOLENTLY
“NO I’M SPARTACUS-.”BUSTS IN THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW
“NO I’M SPARTACUS!!!”“and i’m [other name], how interesting you all have same name!.”
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“I’m dad’s favorite.”
*insert knife emoji*
“Girls, girls, there’s enough daddy to go around.”
*insert chopping eggplant emoji*
[Name], NO!!!
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“I’ll take off my pants, maybe my hoodie…but the crocs stay on.”
“The day I have thoughts is the day I kill God himself.”
“I’ll steal your femur! I’ll even steal your tibia, you fibula, AND your foot!”
“Why would I take my pants off before I eat?!?!”
“Sanscore.”
“The older I get, the more of a bottom I become…”
“You know what they say about skeletons with big feet?…Big special attack.”
“yo babe what those tentacles do”
“crimes”
“I’m so good at Hoeing :D”
“I’m gonna fuck yo trees.”
[Name]: i’m no longer selling nudes
[Name]: i’m now selling milk
[Name]: It tastes like disappointment, Cigarettes and a hint of grape
“You found a stardrop!, your mind is filled with thoughts of penis!”
“Nothing gets me wetter then rubbing a dirty shelf against my titty.”
“Nooo, my face full of horse cum didn’t work!”
“Deepthroat my neck.”
“You can’t go outside! You’re a bottom. Everyone knows bottoms aren’t allowed to go outside.”
“NO EVERYBODY STOP EVERYTHING, [NAME] DOES [OTHER NAME] HAVE A KNOT OR NOT.”
“you’ve got ghosts in your blood go do a cocaine about it.”
“[name] has two hands and they were delicious.”
“OkAy [NaMe]!”
“MEAT.”
“oh.”
“We only got light roast coffee in the house right now and i think i’d sooner suck on [name’s] dick.”
[Name]: Car says it’s 39 degrees out
[Other name]: What if 69 tho
[Name]: Ha! Nice….that’s the sex number
[Other name]: HA!!
[Name]: It’s not gay unless the balls touch.
[Other name]:: It’s not romantic unless oUr HeArTs ToUcH
[Name - Drunk as fuck]: What you got under them clothes babe~?
[Other name - deadpan]: A baby
[Name]: Aight imma head out
Send for me to generate a random AU using this generator for our muses! because AU’s are fun
Send to poison my muse
Send for my muse to poison your muse
Send for your muse to find my muse after they’ve been poisoned by somebody else
Send ♟ for my muse to find your muse after they’ve been poisoned by somebody else.
Send to find my muse in heat and needing some kind of relief!
Add +Reverse for my muse to finds yoursin heat and needing some kind of relief instead
Send to catch my muse singing
Send to catch my muse playing an instrument
Send to catch my muse doing both.
Add + reverse to either for my muse to catch yours singing or playing an instrument instead
Send my muse an equippable item in their inbox to see how they react to it! (Undertale/Deltarune items), A list of items is found below. It’s under read more past UT items since there’s a lot of DT items
- Stick
- Toy knife
- Tough glove
- Ballet Shoes
- Torn notebook
- Burnt pan
- Empty gun
- Worn Dagger
- Real knife
- Faded ribbon
- Manly Bandana
- Old tutu
- Cloudy Glasses
- Temmie armor
- Stained Apron
- Cowboy hat
- Heart locket
- The locket
- White Ribbon
- Amber card
- Iron Shackle
- Dice brace
- Mouse token
- Pink ribbon
- Jevilstail
- Dealmaker
- Glow wrist
- Silver watch
- Mannequin
- Royal pin
- Silver card
- Twin ribbon
- Spike band
- Chain mail
- B.Shot Bowtie
- Tension bow
- Sky mantle
- Spike shackle
- Frayed bowtie
- Dark gold band
- Wood blade
- Trefoil
- Mecha saber
- Twisted sword
- Bounce blade
- Spookysword
- Auto axe
- Devilsknife
- Brave ax
- Mane ax
- Ragger
- Dainty scarf
- Fiber scarf
- Ragger2
- Puppet scarf
- Cheer scarf
- Red scarf
- Freeze ring
- Thorn ring
- Snow ring
- Broken sword
- Everybody weapon
Send in a and i’ll use this incorrect prompt generator to write a starter for my and your muse (Multimuses please make sure to specify <3), Up to 6 characters can be added! using whatever prompt pops up, Because who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos?
BDYLANHOLLIS SENTENCE RP MEME: PART 2
“Just like my relationships, Candy is inevitably unhealthy.”
“this recipe only has three ingredients so i’m a bit scared.”
“Add eight to ten cups of powdered sugar.”
“CUPS?? there shouldn’t be eight to ten cups of anything!”
“So much powder! it reminds me of my summers in Columbia.”
“Add a cup of syrup? what do you want! Mrs. Butterworth??”
“Ma’am this is very runny, Like me in an hour.”
“At least you specified the appliance, i was going to bake this in the dishwasher!”
“It tastes like an identity crisis on a plate.”
“In typical 60′s fashion, we are using gelatin!, AGAIN!”
“Celery is just like your parents, Dirtier then you think.”
“I just love when my salad comes in brick!”
“WHAT HAVE YOU PERFECTED?? GARBAGE?”
“It’s cold, limp and crunchy.”
“If i cut off my feet, do i still have to do this?”
“This stuff is great, you can run your tractor on it.”
“It’s very dense and pungent.”
“This is from 1938, it’s only electrocuted me twice.”
“You are gonna die here *Enthusiastically*Yeeeeees~.”
“Add one very lonely, very dead eggy.”
“What are we trying to rise up?, Hope?”
“Add lard *angrily* WHAT IS DEAD PEOPLE’S OBSESSION WITH THIS.”
“Thought this was a joke, I am the joke.”
“You can use a mixer, i just do this to feel something.”
“Can a cake be tried for treason?”
“*loud beep* I KNOW IT’S OPEN.”
“EITHER CHOCOLATE FIXES EVERYTHING OR THIS IS ALCHEMY.”
BDYLANHOLLIS SENTENCE RP MEME: PART 1
“We are either going to be poke-dotting the loaf or poke-dotting the toilet.”
“Start by cooking 28 prunes which is 28 too many.”
“Water!, Fire!!”
“Not sure if i’m curious or scared.”
“I wanted to make this last year but i couldn’t, there was a toilet paper shortage.”
“Don’t look at me, i couldn’t tell you where this is going, i just know it’s the wrong destination.”
“This has to be the most complicated laxative on the planet.”
“Keep the balls arranged closely, that is solid advice.”
“You know the other name for Al-dente is CORRECT!”
“You see this? this is concern.”
“The author calls this her comfort food, I call this a mistake.”
“A tub of cool whip *half laugh, half sob*.”
“*Pained laughter* A cup of marshmallows.”
“Add salt if it needs it. It doesn’t need salt, it needs help.”
“If there is one thing i’ve learned, Jello is inevitable.”
“How am i going to survive the apocalypse if i can’t survive oats!”
“Sweetie this needs a lot of things but water isn’t one of them.”
“From my personal experience, Depression and Ice cream are a match made in heaven so i have high hopes for this!.”
“Gonna assume we have the same size package, although the last time i made that mistake, I was stunned and quite self conscious.”
“THREE CUPS OF MOO JUICE-.”
“LOUDLY MIMICKING EEEEEEEEEEE OF WHIPPING MACHINE.”
“This took forty minutes to stiffen up which means it should see a doctor.”
“Now if it’s not folding in properly like mine, You can go ahead and cry.”
GREYSTILLPLAYS SENTENCE MEME EDITION - P.1
- “The only goal is to become the longest and the hardest.”
- “You end up beating yourself with your own keyboard.”
- “I’m waiting for the hand of god to come off this half pipe and slap me off it.”
- “I’ll just have to pretend it wants what’s best for me.”
- “A little spine compression never hurt anyone.”
- “Sometimes i look at a [location] and hear boss music.”
- “It’s never a day with [name] until there’s a flaming loop.”
- [loud splashing noise], “Stuck the landing.”
- “You won’t be penetrating me today Mr. Sign.”
- “I know it looks like i busted my windshield but i just wanted some fresh air.”
- “Just be the opposite of Kylo ren.”
- “Forget about the blood of the innocent.”
- “It runs on red bull and tears.”
- “OH PENIS-.”
- “I feel like a declawed cat trying to climb an igloo.”
- “This is how we parrellel park in [location] [LOUD CRASHING NOISE]
- “Whoever made this, I hate you.”
- “I need my daily dose of Masochism.”
- “Guide my rectum!”
- “I can see where a certain part of Satanism comes in.”
- “Just how many tears could it possibl-OH GOD.”
- “It’d be a lot easier for me personally but a lot less cool.”
- “It’s entirely possible the person who made this has no soul.”
- “Twenty years of my life just sheered off of me.”
- “We’re gonna do this with front flips.”
- “I’m like a really depressed bird [Sad shrieking].”
- “My cats are this close to cannibalizing my corpse.”
- “It slices, it dices, it drives my fucking insane-.”
- “At least you don’t feel like you have to die immediately.”
STUFF SPEWED IN A IC DISCORD SERVER
- “who else has thought about attaching a chainsaw to a roomba.”
- “it’s fun to see natural selection in action.”
- “im gonna make ya pop your teeth like a pez dispenser little man.”
- “they are a bit naive to assume their friends aren’t sugar daddies/mommies.”
- “Suck a nail, gnome.”
- “hey ma'am I respect you but uuuh GOT MILK??”
- “HA! The most romantic thing I have ever done was read them their arrest warrant.”
- “I personally love our gothic horror police station that stands in the most remote part of the island.”
- “if you find someone bashing their head against the shower wall, it’s me. Sorry for the mess.”
- “Awh don’t worry, it just takes a while to wedge the stick out of their ass, but eventually they give up trying to make you go away.”
- “OH SIR YOUR BADONKAROOS TOO STRONK.”
- “its like giving a chainsaw to a coffee high rattata.”
- “it’s like, twenty disillusion’s stacked on top of each other to make their best attempt at a human.”
- “i’d sooner sleep with my sleep paralysis demon.”
- “yea being a menace is my thing thanks for asking and (NAME) I WILL UNSCREW UR COCK FUCK OFF.”
- “oh to be a tiny speck in the endless blue and to be at the mercy of the old gods I guess.”
- “I too like my eggs not fertilized and in a pan.”
- “Why do we bother to teach anyone here anything.” - “Masochism.”
- “i got 23478934 wurples all over the place pls help-.”
- “look im not gonna say im suuuper feral like i know how to use a spoon but-.”
- “that’s how you know their coming, you just hear the slow, Methodical approach of the circus music getting closer.”
- “formal dress……… my mortal enemy………………. we meet again……………………………………”
- “take their teeth.”
- “aggressively t-pose outside of (NAME’S) house event scheduled.”
- “(NAME), you are so very lucky i am used to your nonsense.
- "im gonna waterboard u in a public toilet i swear to arceus.”
- “You are a creampuff. Probably tasty but bad.”
- “It’s like a super villain origin story except the villain pays rent and mostly goes hee hoo on online chats.”
- “shit man maybe i should just smoke some weet and fuck off lmao.”
- “Try not to flick the bean!”
- “NO, IT’S ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE LEGALLY NOT ALLOWED TO BE SAD-.”
- “out of the blue there’s this voice, repeatedly saying ‘anus’ trying to sound convinced like, motivational speaker practicing in front of a mirror.”
- “Welcome back to life after your anus encounter.”
- “HEEHOO ANUS.”
- “dont heehoo anus me.”
Send ⏳ to get a glimpse of what my muse will be like in the future
Send to get a song my muse likes!
- If you can’t see the symbol, send ‘Favorite song’
BAD SITUATION SENTENCE MEME
“Have you been eating enough lately?”
“Did you drink anything recently?”
“I know it’s hard but you can’t just give up.”
“Is everything alright..?”
“Why are you crying, what’s wrong?…Besides all this.”
“Are you sure you want to keep working?”
“Shouldn’t you sit down and rest for a little bit?”
“You need to relax, you are stressing yourself out to much”
“What do you mean your pregnant?”
“Are you taking care of yourself at all?”
“You look like a mess! here sit down. Let me help you.”
“Lean on me, I’ll get you somewhere safe to sit.”
“We’ll be alright, We just have to stay strong.”
“Of course it’s not alright! nothing is alright.”
“This is bad, This entire incident is so bad.”
“We’re all going to die at this rate.”
“Why did they do this to us?”
EXTREME PAMPERING RP MEMES
I had a craving for some extra soft rp memes and couldn’t find them myself, so time to make one.
SEND ‘Uno reverse’ with these prompts to reverse who’s doing the pampering (Default is the sender is being pampered)
{Dress up} - Your muse spends a day getting dressed up and styled by my muse, Hair (if applicable), Makeup (if wanted), Bath before hand, New clothes. The whole works!
{Lay back} - Your muse doesn’t need to lift a finger this day, They get to lay back and do nothing but relax, Breakfast in bed, Massage to work out any knots in sore muscles, Warm blankets and Soft pillows. A marathon of favorite movies or books, All orchestrated by my muse!
{Words of love} - Your muse gets compliments all throughout the day, True words of affirmation, Sweet nothings. Words that will absolutely make your heart melt by the end of the day, That’ll make you feel loved and like your positively glowing with adoration from my muse!
{Food for thought} - Your muse is going to get a feast of good food today, Whatever they are craving, will be delivered to them no questions asked. No matter how ridiculous this food request might be, My muse certainly won’t be the one to judge!
{Perfect day} - Your muse is going out for the day, They are going to get whatever they want, Whatever they think they deserve. Whether that be a tasty meal or a new set of items for their favorite hobby or even a new hobby they’ve been wanting to start. New clothes to make someone feel better, Adventure to beautiful parks or the museum, my muse will make it happen!
{Lustful gaze} - Your muse is going to get a day of a different kind of love, Intimate and loving, You’ll be appreciated in every sense of the word. Maybe there’s a brand new toy you’ve been wanting to try out or you just want to get out some long gathered frustration with someone you love, My muse won’t object to any of it.
- You can also combine multiples of these to mix it up and create a interesting experience for your muse.
