#fluff rp meme

EXTREME PAMPERING RP MEMES
I had a craving for some extra soft rp memes and couldn’t find them myself, so time to make one.

SEND ‘Uno reverse’ with these prompts to reverse who’s doing the pampering (Default is the sender is being pampered)

{Dress up} - Your muse spends a day getting dressed up and styled by my muse, Hair (if applicable), Makeup (if wanted), Bath before hand, New clothes. The whole works!

{Lay back} - Your muse doesn’t need to lift a finger this day, They get to lay back and do nothing but relax, Breakfast in bed, Massage to work out any knots in sore muscles, Warm blankets and Soft pillows. A marathon of favorite movies or books, All orchestrated by my muse!

{Words of love} - Your muse gets compliments all throughout the day, True words of affirmation, Sweet nothings. Words that will absolutely make your heart melt by the end of the day, That’ll make you feel loved and like your positively glowing with adoration from my muse!

{Food for thought} - Your muse is going to get a feast of good food today, Whatever they are craving, will be delivered to them no questions asked. No matter how ridiculous this food request might be, My muse certainly won’t be the one to judge!

{Perfect day} - Your muse is going out for the day, They are going to get whatever they want, Whatever they think they deserve. Whether that be a tasty meal or a new set of items for their favorite hobby or even a new hobby they’ve been wanting to start. New clothes to make someone feel better, Adventure to beautiful parks or the museum, my muse will make it happen!

{Lustful gaze}  - Your muse is going to get a day of a different kind of love, Intimate and loving, You’ll be appreciated in every sense of the word. Maybe there’s a brand new toy you’ve been wanting to try out or you just want to get out some long gathered frustration with someone you love, My muse won’t object to any of it.

- You can also combine multiples of these to mix it up and create a interesting experience for your muse.

˗ˏˋprompts : meet cuteˎˊ˗

• A fell asleep on public transport. B is sitting right next to them, and as they see the next stop coming up, they wake A up to ask if it’s their stop. (bonus points if Bcaught glimpses of them while they slept, adoring how peaceful they looked!)

• A lost something in public and is freaking out. that is, until Bfound whatAwas looking for, and asks if it’s theirs.

• it’s raining/snowing and BnoticedAis without proper clothing/equipment, like an umbrella or a jacket. so what does B do? they ask if A wants their only jacket/asks A if they want to share an umbrella.

• AandB get paired up for a boring project, but together they make it fun!

• the classic “the parents dragged AandB to a boring party and they become friends.”
• B gets something tasty looking from a restaurant/cafe/etc. and, despite A being shy or nervous, they ask what it is.

• A wants the last of something (ex. a donut or bag) but they and B grab it simultaneously. now they stare at each other for a little too long before B frantically says, “you can have it!” and then they go back and forth insisting the other can have it. (bonus points if their hands touch!)

• AandB are sitting next to each other on a long flight. despite them going to the same place, it’s for completely different reasons. A is going for a funeral, and B is going for a friend’s wedding. out of nowhere, A starts crying, and though it’s hardly audible, B notices and starts comforting Aimmediately.by the end of the flight, they both have each other’s numbers!

• no one said these had to be realistic, right? perfect. A is out in public and sees a familiar figure. the thing is, A is mistaking B, a stranger A has never saw until now, for their best friend. A quickens their walking to catch up with their “best friend.” when they eventually do, they scare them from the back, but when B turns around, A’s smile falls. AexpectsB to get reasonably upset, but instead, B laughs. a strong friendship (maybe even a romantic relationship?) ensues.

• again, might be unrealistic yet adorable! A finds a cat/dog on the street, but they don’t have a collar, so A starts treating them as their own. that is until B starts knocking on people’s doors, describing the pet and asking if anyone has seen them. when B gets to A’sdoor,A immediately knows they have that exact pet. depending on who you portray A to be, they may consider lying and saying they don’t have it, but in the end, they end up giving the pet back. the pet, however, is very attached to A, and tries to stay. B notices this and tells A that they can keep the pet, just as long as they stay in contact so B can visit it whenever! a strong relationship between AandB ensues :)

⊱┊dialogue : found family

latibule (n.)•a hiding place; a place of safety and comfort

change pronouns/tense as needed!

• “y’know i love you, right?”
• “you’re not alone.”
• “i trust you.”
• “i got your back.”
• “you’re like the sibling i never had.”
• “we’re more than friends. we’re family.”
• “you’re my family.”
• “you mean so much to me.”
• “you’re all i need.”
• “you’re all i have.”
• “you’re not leaving, right?”
• “everyone else left/died… i can’t afford to lose you.”
• “can i have a hug?”
• “you could never be my insert family member.”
• “i’m sorry. it’s just been a long day.”
• “i can’t sleep.”
• “insertname just kinda… hurt my feelings.”
• “i’m sorry about that argument/fight..”
• “i don’t deserve you..”
• “family?”
• “back in my day–” (for bonus points: “ughhhhh”)
• “whoever ate my food is about to fucking DIE.”
• “don’t you DARE slam doors in my house!”
• “insert NAAAAME! they’re picking on MEEEE!!”
• “who drank all the GODDAMN milk?!”
• “can you help me with my tie/zip me up?”
• “can you help with my homework?”
• “in a mood for a movie night?”
• “thanks for… well, everything.”
• “i love you.”

these starters are kinda… eh? they’re rushed… but that doesn’t mean i didn’t try! hope you enjoyed!

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⊱┊dialogue : happier than ever lyrics

anagapesis (n)•no longer feeling any affection for someone you once loved

change pronouns/tense as needed!

getting older

• “i wish someone had told me i’d be doin’ this by myself.”
• “last week i realized i crave pity.”
• “i’m happier than ever.”

i didn’t change my number

• “i didn’t change my number, i only changed who i reply to.”
• “i’m out of sympathy for you.”
• “looks can be deceivin’.”

billie bossa nova

• “it’s hard to stop it once it starts.”
• “i’m not sentimental.”
• “there’s somethin’ ‘bout the way you look tonight.”

my future

• “i can’t seem to focus.”
• “just wanna get to know myself.”
• “but aren’t i someone?”

oxytocin

• “what would people say?”
• “other people don’t obey.”
• “you and me are both the same.”

goldwing

• “don’t tell anyone what you are.”
• “you’re sacred and they’re starved.”
• “they’re gonna tell you what you wanna hear, then they’re gonna disappear.”

lost cause

• “you ain’t nothin’ but a lost cause.”
• “someone like you would always be so easy to find.”
• “thought you would’ve grown eventually but you proved me wrong.”

halley’s comet

• “but in my dreams, i seem to be more honest… and i must admit, you’ve been in a few.”
• “halley’s comet comes around more than i do.”
• “i think i might have fallen in love. what am i to do?”

not my responsibility

• “do you know me? really know me?”
• “would you like me to be quiet?”
• “is my value based only on your perception? or is your opinion of me not my responsibility?”

overheated

• “i don’t really even know how it happened.”
• “i kinda don’t care.”
• “you wanna kill me?/you wanna hurt me?”

everybody dies

• “i just wonder why you’d wanna stay.”
• “it’s just a lot to think about.”
• “it’s okay to cry.”

your power

• “if you could take it all back, would you?”
• “i thought that i was special.”
• “you were the devil.”

nda

• “you can’t give me up.”
• “did i take it too far?”
• “think i took it too far when i sold you my heart.”

therefore i am

• “i’m not your friend.”
• “stop. what the hell are you talking about?”
• “i’m sorry, i don’t think i caught your name.”

happier than ever

• “when i’m away from you, i’m happier than ever.”
• “you ruined everything good.”
• “fuck you.”

male fantasy

• “i loved you then and i love you now.”
• “just pretending to be alright, convince myself i hate you.”
• “i know i should, but i could never hate you.”

i have 2 requests. one in my drafts, one is still in my inbox. once those two are done, i am fully back. no more hiatuses, no more semi-hiatuses, just back to my regular schedule at last!

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