#wizard secret

WIZARD SECRET #5

It is hard to accurately judge the age of a wizard. This is because a wizard must above all else have imagination - and to have a strong enough imagination to do wizard magic, they must be deeply connected connected to their inner child.

Also, the beards don’t help.

WIZARD SECRET #4

The best familiar for a wizard is a lizard, for obvious reasons

WIZARD SECRET #3

Although vendors will try to convince you that you Need that expensive wand or staff, a rhinestone decorated pencil works just as well.

WIZARD SECRET #2

A wizard’s clothes can help them feel more powerful. Robes, cloaks, and pointy hats are of course classic, but hoodies, beanies, and dressing gowns are appropriate modern alternatives.

WIZARD SECRET #1

There are two main ways to become a wizard - by joining an academy, and by becoming the apprentice of an older wizard.

Wizards from both paths consider the other elitist.

WIZARD SECRET #27

A wizard is not just a male witch. It is a title earned, much like Dr. The appropriate abbreviation is Wz.

WIZARD SECRET #11

Telling a wizard not to do something just makes them way more likely to try it, as they instinctively take it as a challenge

WIZARD SECRET #9

Mirrors are very useful items - wizards use them for scrying, starting small fires, and checking the angle of their pointy hat

WIZARD SECRET #8

A wizard’s power does not come from their wand, or their beard, or their books.

It comes from their chaotic energy

WIZARD TIP #7

When the depression hits, it’s okay to say you’re running low on mana. Sometimes looking after yourself is as taxing as a good Fireball. Heavy lies the head that wears the pointy hat

WIZARD SECRET #6

A wizard never reveals the true extent of his powers. Better to take credit for every coincidence. Keep them guessing