#wolf hall

Coach Carr, step away from the underage girls! 

Trang Pak is a grotsky little byotch. 

Somebody wrote in that book that I’m lying about being a virgin, ‘cause I use super-jumbo tampons, but I can’t help it if I’ve got a heavy flow and a wide-set vagina!

It’s called the South Beach Fat Flush and all you drink is cranberry juice for 72 hours. 

Oh my god, Danny DeVito! I love your work!

Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it. 

This is Susan from Planned Parenthood, I have her test results. If you could have her call me as soon as she can. It’s urgent, Thank You. 

“Nice wig, Janis. What’s it made of?”
“Your mom’s chest hair!”

“We can’t keep them past four.”
“I will keep you here until four.”

So that’s against the rules, and you can’t sit with us. 

My grandma takes her wig off when she’s drunk. 

Everyone in Africa knows Swedish.

Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about
Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as
Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar.
And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody,
huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just
*stab* Caesar! 

Why are you eating a Kalteen bar? They make you gain weight like crazy. 

Claire Foy as Anne Boleyn in ‘Wolf Hall’ (TV Mini-Series, 2015).