#woz is sick

LIVE

this series will only be updated when im sick

this could be platonic or romantic idrk i share beds with my friends all the time

im sick and cranky and over worked so im listening to the magnus archives (episode 139 as of now) while writing this

ayaka manages to wake up in the weirdest positions bc she moves so much in her sleep.

itto snores. so. LOUDLY. but the trick where you kick the person and then they stop snoring doesnt work on him. he kicks you back and continues shaking the house with his snoring.

hu tao farts in her sleep. she’s lactose intolerant but couldnt care less/forgets all the time (#relatable) so i think you can come to your own conclusions with that information…. ew.

the raiden shogun (ei) sleeps with her eyes open. she never actually “sleeps”, but its easier to describe how she rests as sleeping. she goes into REM with her eyes open and its the scariest thing you will ever see in your entire life.

ganyu basically falls off the bed because she refuses to be anywhere near you. dont take it personally, she’ll just lose her mind if you guys make any sort of physical contact.

yun jin is part of the snoring/sleep talking club! honestly you dont mind at all (if you do SHAME ON YOU jkjk unless….) her snoring is basically like singing idfk how she does it but her nose can sing???????? dont question me this is my account not yours

kokomi sleeps for 2 hours and then stays up for the rest of the day. somebody help her plz just let her SLEEP

gorousleeps with his tail between his legs because it bothers him when his knees touch

(side note I HATE WHEN MY KNEES TOUCH I DONT KNOW WHY ITS JUST ICKY)

beidou’s arm will randomly move and smack you in the face. it stays there for the rest of your night and she doesnt know that she does it.

kaeya is a sleep hugger but to the point where its sO ANNOYING he has such a strong grip and you literally cant move at all. if you move as much as a centimeter, he will hug you impossibly tighter. kaeya scares me

razor falls asleep in the bed and always manages to make it onto the floor. he literally could sleep in the middle of the bed and manage to wake up face first on the floor.

i just- im miserable. poor me nothing is worse than this this is the worst thing thats ever happened to anyone ever… obviously.