#kokomi x reader

this series will only be updated when im sick

part 1

this could be platonic or romantic idrk i share beds with my friends all the time

im sick and cranky and over worked so im listening to the magnus archives (episode 139 as of now) while writing this

ayaka manages to wake up in the weirdest positions bc she moves so much in her sleep.

itto snores. so. LOUDLY. but the trick where you kick the person and then they stop snoring doesnt work on him. he kicks you back and continues shaking the house with his snoring. 

hu tao farts in her sleep. she’s lactose intolerant but couldnt care less/forgets all the time (#relatable) so i think you can come to your own conclusions with that information…. ew. 

the raiden shogun (ei) sleeps with her eyes open. she never actually “sleeps”, but its easier to describe how she rests as sleeping. she goes into REM with her eyes open and its the scariest thing you will ever see in your entire life.

ganyu basically falls off the bed because she refuses to be anywhere near you. dont take it personally, she’ll just lose her mind if you guys make any sort of physical contact.

yun jin is part of the snoring/sleep talking club! honestly you dont mind at all (if you do SHAME ON YOU jkjk unless….) her snoring is basically like singing idfk how she does it but her nose can sing???????? dont question me this is my account not yours

kokomi sleeps for 2 hours and then stays up for the rest of the day. somebody help her plz just let her SLEEP

gorousleeps with his tail between his legs because it bothers him when his knees touch 

(side note I HATE WHEN MY KNEES TOUCH I DONT KNOW WHY ITS JUST ICKY)

beidou’s arm will randomly move and smack you in the face. it stays there for the rest of your night and she doesnt know that she does it. 

kaeya is a sleep hugger but to the point where its sO ANNOYING he has such a strong grip and you literally cant move at all. if you move as much as a centimeter, he will hug you impossibly tighter. kaeya scares me

razor falls asleep in the bed and always manages to make it onto the floor. he literally could sleep in the middle of the bed and manage to wake up face first on the floor.

i just- im miserable. poor me nothing is worse than this this is the worst thing thats ever happened to anyone ever… obviously.

mentions of murder, $u!c!d3 (not detailed), repost cuz my internet flaked out or whatever

SO I WAS THINKING ABOUT PRINCE ALBEDO (who hasn’t tbh) X FEM! PRINCESS! READER FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES RIGHT (shits and giggles being angst angst angst ha ha)

so the idea was —– the reader is the annoying childhood friend of albedo’s, she got sent away for school or whatever then came back to be ‘ladylike’ (yes the m1s0gyny is on purpose)

AND SO THE ROYAL BALL THING RIGHT

READER MEETS KOKOMI, THE DINNER HAS SOMETHING THEY BOTH DISLIKED AND THEY JUST MADE EYE CONTACT AND LAUGHED (quietly) AND TALKED (whispered) WHATEVER WHATEVER (they needed to be 'polite’ and not 'disturb the others’ or something yadda)

AT THE END, KOKOMI HAD MORE CHEMISTRY WITH THE READER THAN ALBEDO LMFAOA IM SOBBINGNGNRND

I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN I WAS IMAGINING KOKOMI BEING JEALOUS OF ALBEDO AND VISE VERSA

I WAS THINKING OF THE SONG 'BREAK UP W UR GF’ BY ARIANA GRANDE THE ENTIRE TIME

THEY HAD EDITS AND SHIT LMFAOAOD

I’m not gonna do it.

I’m not….

OK OK I AM NOT DOING IT.

or am i

also someone murdered one of the princesses at some point and became a murder mystery and reader was the top suspect. the d@gg3r used for the murder has the same design of the reader’s family crest (reader is the head now) so she just st@bb3d her throat and d worded

feel free to send scenarios in my asks i need to laugh LMFAOSKKDKSD

everything i want, and more.

files;sangonimya_kokomi.chr | insecure!gn_reader.chr

mod.chr; so- i was originally going to do ganyu but decided to let my friend pick, and she picked kokomi, so our fish girl is getting some attention today <3 i honestly wrote this and forgot about my angst event going on- i also probably went a little overdramatic with some aspects :’)

overview.txt; oneshot | warnings.zip -> self_deprecation.txt,minor_self_harm.txt,implied_harassment.txt,harsh_words.txt | 900-1,000words

“gorou, have you seen (name)? i haven’t seen them since yesterday, and i’m starting to get worried.”

the general frowned. “that’s odd. i just saw (name) an hour ago with a group of soldiers.”

kokomi arched an eyebrow. “a group of soldiers?”

“yes, i believe a majority of them were members of jellyfish squad one and two.”

“i see…” the priestess went quiet as she continued to read her book before looking up again a few minutes later.

“weren’t those squads the ones who had been accused of performing hazing rituals on new recruits?”

gorou paused for a moment to think before gaping at kokomi with worry in his eyes. “now that you mention it, i think so. my excellency, you don’t think…?”

“well, (name) isn’t a recruit, nor are they a part of jellyfish squad one or two, but it would be a good idea to check on them.”

the canine general could only watch with worry as kokomi left the room.

– – –

“why would her excellency be interested in you? you’re so goddamn ugly that no one would even want to see you in the first place.”

“what an eyesore, do you see how they’re trembling like an animal?”

“oh my god, you’re totally right.”

their words rang in your ears as though they had just been said, despite it being an hour after they were spoken.

“how-”

“-pathetic.” you completed, your eyes dull as your fingernails scratched at the upper part of your arm.

they were right, after all. what type of person could be influenced by words so easily? surely someone like that was worthless compared to her excellency.

“(name).”

what did kokomi see in you anyway?

“(name)?”

she probably took pity on your miserable self when you had asked her to go out with you.

“(name)!”

yes, that was it. she went out on a pity date with you and was now trying to find a way to break up with you without hurting your feelings too badly.

“(name)!”

you’re jolted out of your deprecating thoughts when you feel someone yank your hand upwards, prompting you to look up at the person.

“…kokomi?”

“just what do you think you’re doing?” her voice shook slightly as she asked you this, tears pricking the corners of her eyes.

“i’m not doing anything, kokomi, what are you talking about?”

“(name), you’re bleeding.”

“what?”

you look down onto the arm that you had been scratching, only to find that beads of blood were starting to form on your skin.

“…oh.”

the priestess sighed before pulling on your wrist again, gesturing for you to stand up. “let’s get that wrapped up before you get an infection. i have some medical supplies in my office, so we’ll go there.”

she turns, her hand still on your wrist, and begins to walk towards her cave, only to stop when she realized that you are standing still.

“(name)?”

“…why… doing… this…?”

“what did you say?”

“…why are you doing this, kokomi?”

“don’t treat me like a charity case. don’t treat me like someone you could take pity on one day and throw out the next.”

the pink-haired girl frowned at you. “because i care about–”

“don’t say that!” you yell, cutting her off. “stop pretending that you actually care about me!”

“what are you talking about? why would i pretend to care about you?”

kokomi’s frown deepened as she heard your words. “my love, where is this coming from? i have never pitied you, nor have i ever wanted to throw you out.”

“but…” you looked down at your feet, your eyes catching a glimpse of your fingernails, which had bits of dried blood under them. “they said that…”

“who’s they, (name)?” kokomi asked, her eyes narrowing when you shook your head.

“i… can’t say.”

“it was the jellyfish squad wasn’t it?”

“…”

when you didn’t give her an answer, the priestess sighed before taking your hand in yours. “we’ll have to talk about this later, those scratches will get infected if we wait any longer.”

this time, when she pulls you along with her, you don’t resist.

– – –

once your arm was wrapped with bandages and kokomi had given you a few kisses to assure you that she still loved you, she kneeled onto the grass a few feet away from the entrance to her office and gestured for you to rest your head on it.

you quietly do as she wanted, your hair rustling in the wind.

“would you like to tell me anything?” the priestess asks, her voice soft.

at her question, you hesitate, reaching a hand up to curl a strand of her hair around your finger. “…am i really what you want?”

kokomi nodded, the strand of hair around your finger uncurling as she did so.

“although i will say that i had never, uhm, wanted anyone before, i can say that that has changed ever since we started going out together.”

“before you had asked me out, everyone only saw me as the divine priestess of watatsumi island, and while that wasn’t necessarily bad, i felt somewhat lonely, knowing that only i knew what type of person i am.”

“and then you came along, and it felt… refreshing to have someone who knew me for who i was instead of something i do.”

“anyway, the point is…”

she looks down at you, a smile on her face as her eyes soften.

“you are everything i want. i love you, not them. please, don’t think otherwise.”

notes; hello, reader <33 no, i am not fully back from my hiatus, although i am trying to come back :’)