#wtf mom

my mom was breaking branches for a fire and one of them hit her in the face and she was started to bleed a little bit, she then she complained about it and my 12 year old brother looked her in the eyes and said “my life sucks but you don’t see me crying about it”

me, just about to walk out of the kitchen and head back to my room:

goblinmom, talking semi-quickly without ANY pause in between sentences whatsoever: either don’t walk through here or run quickly OOP TOO LATE-

me, still half unsure wtf her warning was supposed to warn me about and laughing in confusion over wtf just happened:

mom, yelling after me: OH GOD THAT SMELLS SO BAD-

She had farted and gassed herself out