The best thing about S3 Guillermo is we’re getting to see a new side of him; he’s standing up for himself, he’s talking back more. And dare I say he’s proving himself to be quite manipulative?

Guillermo, Gail & Nandor’s Love Life

Thus far we have been treated to two episodes, back to back, about Nandor’s love life or the lack thereof. One episode confirmed that Guillermo does have a crush on Nandor (and it is implied that that is the reason he has stayed so long as a Familiar rather than just leaving). The other episode is about Gail.

Now just a disclaimer; I’m firmly with Nadja in my opinions about Gail. I don’t dislike her per se (I think the story could have done something much better with the plot device) — I’m quite indifferent about Gail and I wasn’t too worried about her “stealing Nandor” or being a homewrecker. But just like Nadja, I can tell she’s been stringing Nandor along and that’s just not okay (you could also argue that Nandor’s being stringing Guillermo along about becoming a vampire).

The only purpose of Gail was to illustrate the fact that Nandor is use to being disappointed by the ones he loves — which really plays into my theory as to why he won’t turn Guillermo into a vampire.

When Guillermo and Nandor eventually have their heart to heart about why Nandor won’t turn Guillermo, I bet Nandor will initially explain that he wants to spare Guillermo from the misery and loneliness of immortal life — which is a valid reason in and of its self but it’s not the main reason.

Ultimately, Nandor will admit that he is afraid that Guillermo will leave him after becoming a vampire because he won’t need Nandor anymore — and that highlights Nandor’s deepest insecurity; loneliness.

Ideal Ending

For all it’s crass about nudity, sexuality and sex, WWDITS is pretty sparse of PDA. The most Laszlo and Nadja have done is hold hands and have sex in batform. So I’m not expecting Nandor and Guillermo to go heavy on the PDA either. In fact I don’t really see their relationship as very romantic but something deeper like an everlasting companionship.

I definitely think the series will end with Guillermo becoming a vampire because that’s what he deserves. But at the moment, the chances of Nandor being the one to change him is 50/50.

Perhaps another vampire turns Guillermo by chance. Or someone has to turn Guillermo to save him from dying after protecting the vampires, and that is the kick up the ass Nandor needs to realise his feelings. Nandor would much rather curse Guillermo with immortality than lose him forever. And as a means of repairing their relationship, perhaps Nandor organises a coffin for Guillermo next to his own — that would be really sweet.

otterass:

otterass:

“Guillermo de la Cruz, will you do me the honor of accompanying me on my journey around the world?”

“…traveling the world with my Nand- master. With my master”

I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL LAZLO