#wynonna x doc
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Dolls: Wynonna no.
Wynonna: Wynonna yes.
Doc: Wynonna no.
Wynonna: Wynonna yes.
Nicole: Wynonna no.
Wynonna: Wynonna hell yes!
Waverly: Wynonna no!
Wynonna:Wynonna no.
Waverly: Sometimes I feel like dying
Nicole:Wha-
Waverly: Then I remember that if I die, I won’t get to see you everyday
Nicole: *blushing* I love you
[Later]
Doc: Sometimes I feel like dying
Wynonna:Sameeeeeee
Waverly: Wynonna every time Doc calls you leave the room and your mood changes.
Jeremy: Are you pregnant?
Waverly: Shut up, Jeremy
Rosita: We get it, we understand, you have a boyfriend, we’ve all had them.
Jermey: Yeah, even Waverly
Waverly: SHUT.UP.JEREMY!
Nicole: How did none of you hear what I just said?!
Doc: I’ve been zoned out for the last two hours.
Jeremy: I got distracted about halfway through.
Waverly: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.
Wynonna: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Waverly: You know those things can kill you
Doc:[smoking a cigarette] That’s the point
Wynonna: [drinking alcohol] We’re trying to speed up the process
Jeremy: [eating raw cooking dough] Yup
Wynonna:If I punch myself and it hurts, does it make me strong or weak?
Jeremy:Strong
Doc:Weak
Waverly: It makes you an idiot
Waverly, to Nicole:I love laying my head on your chest when you’re sleeping so I can hear you breathe.
Wynonna, to Doc: I recorded you snoring so you can hear how fucking loud you are and why I can’t fucking sleep.
Waverly: Are you guys drunk?
Nicole: no…
Wynonna: Yes
Waverly: What happened?!
Nicole: We found where Doc keeps his fancy whiskey.
Waverly: And?
Wynonna: …we drank it.
Nicole: All of it.
Waverly: Don’t worry Doc, no other guy in this town is ever going to ask Wynonna out.
Doc: Why not?
Jeremy: Because Wynonna is terrifying!
Nicole: Wow! The stars are beatiful tonight.
Doc:You know what else is beautiful?
Dolls, Doc, and Nicole:[simultaneously] Wynonna
Waverly:Hey!
Doc: Small creatures are way more vicious when angered. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Waverly: That can’t be right! Give me one good example.
Doc: Wasps
Doc:Chihuahuas
Doc: You
Playing Scrabble
Doc: I will put “A” down to make “A”.
Wynonna: I will add to your “A” to make “AT”.
Jeremy: And I’ll add onto your “AT” to make “RAT”.
Waverly: Okay, I’ll add onto your “RAT” to make “BIOSTRATIGRAPHIC”.
Wynonna: *flips board*
