#yes im single what about it

honestly, the fact that i don’t live in a cottage in a riverside town, where everybody knows everybody, working in a bookshop by day and aspiring to be a writer and poet by night with the guy of my dreams, who works at the local bakery and fully supports me and reads everything i write without judgement, with our cat and dog who think they’re siblings by birth (named artemis and apollo respectively) is downright homophobic and i won’t stand for this!!!!