concept: we’re in the bathroom together. i’m up on the counter and you stay close to me. the light is on your face, your eyes are closed, and my thumbs are on your cheeks as i teach you my skin care routine. we can’t stop laughing and touching each other.
honestly, the fact that i don’t live in a cottage in a riverside town, where everybody knows everybody, working in a bookshop by day and aspiring to be a writer and poet by night with the guy of my dreams, who works at the local bakery and fully supports me and reads everything i write without judgement, with our cat and dog who think they’re siblings by birth (named artemis and apollo respectively) is downright homophobic and i won’t stand for this!!!!
I just wanna hold someone’s hand while we walk around a shopping center doing Christmas season or Halloween season, chill air, crisp smells, warm cloths, and trying to figure out how to buy one another a gift while we’re there without the other figuring out.
I just want a tall muscular man/nb folk who is mean and off Standish to everyone to have a enemies to friends to lovers trope with me over the course of the two remaining school years so at the end of the year prom senior year we can dance together outside because they wouldn’t let two teenagers in suits go into the prom together and we kiss an-
I have such a long weekend and I’m bored as all hell :/. Like I don’t have homework due until Thursday, and I can’t hangout with any of my friends cause they’re not free :|. Man if he lived here, we could get coffee and just walk around, I know this really nice crystal shop in town we could go to.
Main street is nice this time of year, and it’s like the PERFECT walking temperature :/. We could go to thrift stores and just look at all the random things, and there’s this great coffee/sweets shop on main street that a lot of people recommended to me :///.
We could also go to a store that just sells these handmade paintings, wind chimes, and dream catchers. It’s run by a sweet old woman who’s really nice, I hope she’s doing okay :///. There’s also a lot of statues and art pieces I know about, and I know the history of around 2/3 of them.
There’s also a great shop that you can go to where almost all of those statues were made in, and it has a bronze bear in it I think. We could even paint some pottery and grab snow cones :((, I KNOW WHERE ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE IT’S NOT FAIR :(((((((!!!!!!
I also know this really cute park and it’s just :((((((, WHY DOESN’T HE LIVE HERE IT’S HOMOPHOBIC :((((((!!!!!! I mean yea he wouldn’t be allowed to come over or stay the night, but that’s okay :(. We could always go to the park and talk :((((, PLUS BEING OUTSIDE IS MORE HEALTHY THAN BEING INSIDE :((((!!!
Yea my mom would defo hate him but we’re nOT THINKING ABOUT THAT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes he does get spammed with snaps about my dreams, no, I do not feel remorse. And yes, he also gets spammed with drawings I made while bored, and no, I do not feel remorse for that either. HE CHOSE THIS LIFE AND THIS LIFE CHOSE HIM, IT IS WHAT IT IS >:((!!!!!!!!
Actually it’s MUCH safer to sleep with a “boyfriend belt” :/, like it’s actually been proven that like, you can die without one :/. A boyfriend belt helps you NOT fall off the bed, and it helps like, keep you warm, which is probably pretty important :/.
So since he’s (my bf) NOT sleeping with a boyfriend belt, like, ever, he’s seriously risking his health :/. And as a person TRAINING TO BE IN THE MEDICAL FIELD, I can’t LET him DIE, so I OBVIOUSLY need to help :/. So, in order to make sure people are safe, I will give a public service awareness about how to be, and use, a boyfriend belt :).
In order to properly get into the boyfriend belt position, you need to do another technique doctors like to call “big spoon little spoon”, now obviously the boyfriend belt is going to be the “big spoon” and the one being buckled in is the “little spoon”, ya still with me?
Now, once in your proper roles, the boyfriend belt must then wrap one arm around the ribcage of whichever side they’re on, and the other arm will then scoop UNDER the neck and properly secure itself on top of the “little spoons” chest or shoulder. The “little spoon” then can lay on top of the arm of the “big spoon”, as if it is a oddly hard and uncomfortable pillow far too small for ones head.
Once these tasks are completed, the boyfriend belt must then pull the “little spoon” into the desired, or required, tightness. The required tightness is anything of or above “crush the soul out”. But this can change depending on disabilities, comfort, and preference :). Adjust your boyfriend belt to your comfort, and be safe :).
If not sleeping with a boyfriend belt, be aware that falling off the bed to your inevitable demise is a real possibility hundreds encounter around the globe :/. Sleep at your own risk :/.
A boyfriend belt is used to crush the second, third, etc, sleeping party into oblivion so that they are saved from falling off of the dangerous edge of the bed. They are also used as emotional support, and can be used as a source of heat if needed :). Boyfriend belts are often recharged as they are used as well, for the most obvious reasons :).
Studies show those who do not have a boyfriend belt are more likely to die day to day, some studies even suggesting that BREATHING without a boyfriend belt can be a serious health risk one needs to urgently address :). If you fear you are suffering from the well known condition “no boyfriend belt syndrome”, seek treatment out immediately :).
I know we live in different states but I really wanna wrap him in blankets and tuck pillows around him so that he’s comfortable, watching his favorite shows and kissing his face. Play with his hair and scratching his back, rubbing his neck and shoulders, just listening to the background noise and his breathing.
Yea…ANYWAY I’m not telling him that, like I COULD but then it’s gonna be a spiral of “oh AND” so no :). I also really wanna basically crush hug him and tell him that I’m proud of him but we’re KEEPING THAT TO OURSELVES BESTIE!
The mandatory rule is that I literally need to sit on his chest, hold his head, and squish his cheeks as I kiss his face. It’s literally the law, if that DOESN’T happen I will literally die and be sent to gay jail.
Honestly bestie, I really just wanna rant about my OCD intrusive thoughts and compulsions to a dude who ALSO has OCD so we can just feed off each other’s energy, ya know? Like “don’t you hate it when-”, “OH I FUCKING HATE THAT LIKE ONE TIME-”, “guess what someone told me today -”, “I KEEP GETTING THIS DAMN INTRUSIVE THOUGHT-”, “dude nothing’s happening rn right, cause like-”.
I just wanna have something in common with a guy so we can both bitch about it man :)))))).
it’s the little things. when we hold hands and his thumb does the rubbing thing or he holds mine a little tighter. when he rests his head on my shoulder while reading batman. when we had our first hug and i couldn’t breathe because we were so close. the little things are so lovely.
his small obsession with batman. his huge obsession with king dice. the way he rambles on about how his watch has the exact seconds and milliseconds. how he continuously tries to get me to watch jojo’s. this boy<333.
constantly daydreaming about painting a boy’s (or boys’) nails, sewing on patches together, introducing them to pirate metal, sharing our current interests and then exploring new interests together.
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