#yes those are boobs

they say one of the early signs is that you begin to experience visual hallucinations 

but I wouldn’t worry about it, I mean it’s not as if you’ve been exposed…

have you?

the Shelter in Place Order is being strictly enforced

“do-not-be-alarmed-earth-human. I-come-in-peace. Please-focus-your-attention-on-my-Suit’s-Zipper-device. Watch-closely-and-all-will-be-revealed”

celebsbeinghot:

Ariel Winter

can you be both Proper and improper at the same time?

let’s find out…

Waitaminute!  You mean to tell me they have ATM’s for cupcakes now?

“Riiiight, sure…giant boobs.  Are you feeling okay?”

Safety First

reflecting on what’s important…?

anyhow, whatis important is that your

Bun is Up

Hose is On

Mind is Out

well, this pushes a lot of buttons

Isn’t this the day we open our presents?

Oh, it’s Thanksgiving?

So it IS the day for opening presents

“You seem really distracted…is it my necklace, or my Mask?”

you can see why

you need to comply

“Brainwashing??  What…like, with shampoo?”

Bun

distracting

you

gee it’s hard to socially distance in an elevator isn’t it?

I like your mask though, sparkly…very…nice

oh and your bun…is that lilac? or lavender? 

so pretty

look?

look at what?

oh…

uh…

um

what floor?

uh

I forget

okay…

whatever you say

just a simple selfie

because

Bun

Bun

the first thing you noticed?