#yes those are boobs

that

the

zip

is

down

um down

down

just can’t keep from playing with her hair…!

She…

…wait for it…

blew her brains out…!

celebsbeinghot:

Alison Brie

hmmm, so confusing….

if she’s not careful she’ll get all tangled and tied up in her own swimsuit

wouldn’t that be a shame…

…and the whole time you though it was you who was pursuing, seducing.  you thought it was you who was going for another conquest, another notch on your bedpost…

of course you did not realize it until it was far too late

for you

she never thought

she was one of them

but that was

before the Mask

don’t know where to look?

that’s okay

just

let go…

Bun

Tiger Queen

it’s a Bun world

we’re just lucky to live in it

“What’s the problem?  The sign says that Masks are required to shop in the store…and I AM wearing a Mask…

Or didn’t you notice?”

wait…

what did I just agree to?

Zipper accident

what else could it be?

everyone needs a Woman to look up to…

Suit–

 testing the limits

good thing she remembered her Mask

isn’t it?

worry not

just as mighty oak trees grow from tiny acorns

it is the same with your Bun

though it be small now, eventually it will swirl and twirl

growing large, mighty and proud

and rise to lofty heights

crowning your head magnificently

the envy of all who see it

attractive, firm and compelling

with

uh

sorry, what?

“It’s easy, just focus on my Eyes…!”

“Yeah, I was gonna bring you back wings but I eated them…

so sue me…!”