britainb-art:

Sometimes even the villains have standards

gil-estel:

idk bro in one Blackbeard and Stede Bonnet are kiwis and the other one is a prequel to *Treasure Island* I don’t think either one was really gunning for 100% historical accuracy

memewhore:

beast-glatisant:

afrosarah:

beast-glatisant:

you ever have “cry and scream yourself awake” level nightmares that are immediately the stupidest premises imaginable the moment you actually wake up

The last time I wailed “help, please, help me, heeelp” loud enough to have the whole house come running, it was because I was having a nightmare that I was in my laundry room, and out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a Snoopy stuffed animal slowly rise up on two legs, as if being manipulated by a ghost or perhaps made animate by a possessing spirit, and slowly start to dance the Macarena.

I can’t stop thinking about this

dropitlowbandit:

thegaymertrainer:

The sounds of all their munchin is so cute

@derryboy

ancient-rome-au:

morkaischosen:

candiceirae:

ancient-rome-au:

I know we’re all tired of the “man proudly holding fish he caught” genre of profile picture on dating apps & sites, but I think we’re just going to have to accept that fishbros aren’t going to stop because they’ve been doing it for millennia

Yes, but whatever happened to the ‘holding fish he just caught, while heroically nude? You’d think that dating sites would be all about heroic nudity, but noooooo….

I feel like there’s an argument that shirtless pics are the modern version of heroic nudity, adjusted for our stronger nudity taboo.

finally, some good discourse on this post

kamoi:

Dudes rock

luminarai:

that ‘we had a really bad breakup 300 years ago, but neither of us realised the other was immortal until we met today while grocery shopping au’-post except it’s ‘tfw you realise that the cute guy you accidentally locked eyes with across a market stall in Valletta is actually that super weird (but kinda hot) enemy that you had to kill like 53 times before he stayed down several centuries ago’

greia:

himbofisher:

KID WATCHING THE VIDEO: This guy’s not not tied to his rope… this - dude, this guy’s crazy, does he have a death wish or somethin’? Oh my gosh! Doesn’t he have like a wife and kids at home???

[parachute opens up to reveal it is rainbow]

KID, IN EXACT SAME TONE: Doesn’t he have a husband and kids at home???

vuillard:

Anthony Cudahy, Glowing Touch

greelin:

greelin:

greelin:

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it

all part of the plan

valarhalla:

If I have to read Frederick the Great’s personal coffee recipe with my own eyes, so do you

the-rattking:

memewhore:

zoeykoko-chu:

mossrag:

mossrag:

mossrag:

furry species ranked by how difficult it’d be to take them anywhere

taking my deer boyfriend for a hike in the woods and he hears a twig break and bounds off into the trees never to be seen again

ok everyone leave now this is the best tag hands down.

I beg of you, look at the tags

funnytwittertweets:

happyheidi:

lazy days of summer by EdwinaFran

spookyboywhump:

Saw a post about villains who love their wives but also villains who love their husbands and that made me think of a lady villain who is big bad and terrifying and meanwhile her husband is just this pathetic man. Just a sad wet kitten of a man. He probably wears sweater vests and big glasses. And she LOVES him. That is the love of her life. A McDonald’s is on a fire because he asked for no pickles and they didn’t listen damnit. She would kill for this absolute fucking loser. The wind could knock him over but it’s okay because she’ll be there to catch him.

this-is-a-job-for-vesemir:

Keanu Reeves Is Super Excited You All Tried To Mod Cyberpunk 2077 To Fuck Him

Askjfsghl what

evcynica:

Still sobbing from this movie ❤️‍

fungiblegoods:

reiikiki:

feralcatman:

a dilf is not a dilf if he’s shitty to his children

st-just:

st-just:

st-just:

Impossibleto overstate how good an aesthetic ‘surrounded by a halo of dozens of tiny shards of glass/ice/knives/whatever you are about to telekinetically murder people with’ is.

Glad this one resonated.

Everyone who reblogs this and tags their ocs is SO valid

But also I’m muting this

wellntruly:

Critic Emily St. James on the use of set & space in Everything Everywhere All At Once

rosalie-starfall:

Multiverse posters from Michelle’s insta