My part of an AT with @gospa-dar!!

Placing characters in my Cardverse AU

I hope this post won’t offend anyone. This is my opinion in which Kingdom should the other characters belong to. If you don’t like it , then keep it to yourself.

♦️Diamonds♦️

King: Cyprus

Queen: Genoa

Jack: Spain

Ace: Portugal

Greece

Switzerland

Italy

Romano

Seborga

Egypt

France

Liechtenstein

Netherlands

Belgium

Luxembourg

Monaco

Seychelles

Israel

Tunisia

Algeria

Libya

Saudi Arabia

Oman

Kurdistan

Nagorno-Karabakh

United Arab Emirats

Morocco

Armenia

Ancient Sparta (deceased)

Sudan

South Sudan

Comoros

Iraq

Madagascar

Jordan

Ancient Greece/Byzantine(deceased)

Ancient Egypt(deceased)

Roman Empire(deceased)

Vatican

San Marino

Djibouti

Pontus(deceased)

Palestine

Dutch Antilles

Reuniòn

French Polynesia

Somalia

Central African Republic

Angola

Niger

Gabon

Western Sahara

Qatar

Andorra

Malta

Lebanon

Bahrain

Somalia

Kuwait

Syria

Phoenicea (deceased)

Bahrain

Knights Templar

Carthage(deceased)

Assyria(deceased)

Mauritius (i believe that this is the female nation who talked to Seychelles in a strip)

Ghana

São Tome and Principe

Benin

Chad

Mayotte

(Human characters of Hetalia in Diamonds)

Jeanne d’ Arc

Joanna of Castile

Napoleon Bonaparte

Maria Antoinette

Charles Perrault

Spartacus

Agrippa

Anicetus

Seneca

Agrippina

Burrus

Cleopatra

Marcus Antonius

Julius Caesar

Augustus

Tiberius

Caligula

Claudius

Nero

Vespasian(actually exists in Hetalia)

Domitian

Hadrian(actually exists in Hetalia)

Marcus Aurelius(actually exists in Hetalia)

Commodus

Didius Julianus

Heliogabalus

Maximinus Thrax

Gordian the 1rst

Gordian the 2nd

Pupienus

Balbinus

Phillip the Arab

Valerian

Claudius Gothicus

Quintillus

Aurelian

Tacitus

Florianus

Probus

Numerian

Diocletian

Maxentius

Constantine the 2nd

Constantius the 2nd

Constans

♥️Hearts♥️

King: Slovakia

Queen: Czech

Jack: Bulgaria

Ace: Romania

Austria

Germany

Prussia

Kugelmugel

Bavaria

Saxony

Hesse

Germania(deseased)

Holy Roman Empire

Brandenburg

Kievan Rus(deseased)

Russia

Ukraine

Belarus

Lithuania

Latvia

Estonia

Poland

Hungary

Croatia(Yugotalia)

Slovenia(Yugotalia)

Bosnia(Yugotalia)

Herzegoniva (Yugotalia)

FYROM/Vardaska(aka n.Macedonia) , (Yugotalia)

Albania

Montenegro(Yugotalia)

Georgia(not the U.S. state)

Mayar(deseased)

Zimbabwe

Botswana

Namibia

Ethiopia

Nigeria

Ivory Coast

(Human characters that appeared in Hetalia in Hearts)

Friedrich the Great(aka old Fritz)

Brothers Grimm

Maria Theresa

Władysław II Jagiello of Lithuania

Jadwiga of Poland

♠️Spades♠️

King: Thailand

Queen: Vietnam

Jack: India

Ace: Ecuador

Cuba

Cameroon

Indonesia

Malaysia

Philippines

Singapore

Macau

Hong Kong

Brazil

Zambia

Taiwan

China

S.Korea

Japan

Brunei

Laos

Combodia

Bangladesh

Saint Luchia

Haiti

El Salvador

Dominican Republic

Pakistan

Uganda

Brazil

Peru

Colombia

Bolivia

Guatemala

Saint Kitts and Nevis

South Africa

Panama

Venezuela

Nepal

Tibet

Mongolia

Persia(deseased)

Iran

Turkey

Azerbijian

Mexico

Chile

Argentina

Bhutan

Turkmenistan

Uzbekistan

Kazakhstan

Kyrgyzstan

Sri Lanka

Timor Leste

Hunnic Empire (deseased)

Myanmar

Jamaica

Honduras

Bahamas

Puerto Rico

Jamaica

Costa Rica

Barbados

Osaka

Nikoniko Republic

Eritrea

Liberia

Mauritania

Cape Verde

Gambia

Congo(Republic)

Burkina Faso

Guinea Bissau

Mauritania

Eswatini

(Humans that appeared in Hetalia in Spades)

Shapur the Great of Persia

Chinese explorer Zheng He

Xuande Emperor of China

♣️Clubs♣️

King: Ireland

Queen: Iceland

Jack: Norway

Ace: Denmark

Finland

Sweden

Scotland

Wales

England

Sealand

Canada

America

Mali

Senegal

Kenya

Burundi

Saint Helena

Greenland

Molossia

Åland islands

Faroe islands

Isle of Man

Ladonia

Australia

New Zealand

Hutt River

Wy

U.S. Virgin Islands

Fiji Islands

Sierra Leone

Svalbard

Tonga

Papua New Guinea

Samoa Islands

Solomon Islands

Vanuatu

Lesotho

Congo(Democratic)

Senegal

Rwada

Mozambique

Tanzania

Togo

Sierra Leone

Britannia(deseased)

Celt(deseased)

(Human characters that appeared in Hetalia in Clubs)

Hans Christian Andersen

Christina of Sweden

Davie

Howard the Spy

Jokers

Black Joker: Serbia (Yugotalia)

Red Joker: Moldova

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Dear (name),

Thank you for ordering from Yugotalia Corp. Here is a list of instructions for caring for your new Yugoloid DRAŽEN unit!
We are not responsible for any damage made to you or your house.

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Your DRAŽEN unit comes with :

One (1) DALMATIAN DOG unit

Two (2) ties and one (1) bow tie

One (1)  suit

One (1) military outfit

One (1) poetry and fairytale book

Three (3) bottles of rakija

One (1) guitar
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Technical Specifications:  

Name: Dražen Krleža. Will also reply to “ Croatia”, “Hrvatska”, “Cro”, “Selfish bastard”, “Serbia” but he won’t be happy if you call him the last two names….

Age: 23

Place of manufacture: Zagreb, Croatia

Height:  175cm

Weight:TOP SECRET

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PROGRAMMING

DRAŽEN is equipped with following traits:

Singer/Guitarist    He is pretty good at singing and better at playing guitar. So if you need a good singer or guitarist in your band, you can use him!

Fashion model     Need money? Don’t worry! DRAŽEN has the most beautiful beaches in Europe after all, so you can make him be the Fashion model!

Teacher                He is good at teaching Croatian and he would be better art/poetry teacher!

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Removal of DRAŽEN from box

1. Play Croatian anthem really loud. He will jump out of the box and start singing along. While he is singing you can reprogram him.

2. Play Serbian anthem. He will jump out and look around house to find SERBIA. When he clams down you can reprogram him.

3. Make some croatian food and put it next to box. He will open the box and start eating. While he is eating you can reprogram him. He will later give you a little rakija as thank you for food.
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Reprogramming

After getting him out of the box, you can reprogram him to following modes.

Grumpy (default)
Hotheaded and proud (default)
Gentleman
Protective brother
Romantic
Sad
OCC

First two mods are his normal personality.

Gentleman mode is what it means. And he will call you Master/Miss/Lady etc.

Protective brother mode means he will be the over protective sibling you never had….

Romantic mod, you will have to find it out yourself

Sad mod is basically when you remind him of Yugoslav wars, WW2 or WW1. Or any other war. (he hates wars) He will probably lock himself in his or your room for a few weeks.

OCC is when he acts VERY diffrent than usual.
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Relationships with other units

SERBIA : His arch-rival is Serbia and Croatia will do anything to keep him away from his house and friends. If you put them together in romantic mode and lock them in your room for few weeks, you can espect some Serbo-Croatian babys….

SLOVENIA : He was actually pretty good friends with Slovenia, until they started having fights over their backyards. Croatia calls Slovenia a whiny bitch, since he is quite a crybaby to the EU when it comes to this, while Slovenia calls Croatia a selfish bastard since he simply won’t let go.

BOSNIA  : DRAŽEN sees him as his little brother, he cares about him. If you want them to have babys than you have to put them in romantic mode and wait few months.

HERZEGOVINA : She is his cousin and they get along.

GERMANY : He is DRAŽENS BFF. But even Germany is a bit afraid of Croatia’s anger button.

ITALY : They were enemies before but they are friends now. They can have romantic relationship if you want.

Everyone else : Most of other units like him becouse he lets them visit his beaches.
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Cleaning
He can clean for himself and he can clean himself. If he trusts you he will want you to take a bath with him. If you see his scars, dont ask him how he got them, it will make him depressed/sad.

Feeding
He loves Balkan and slavic food, but he will eat anything you give him.

Rest

He loves to sail to islands. He sleeps whenever he wants to. Dont wake him up or he will go to his special mode. He also loves romantic films, books and Dating simulation games. He enjoys a good football game too! He loves to go to irish pubs.

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FAQ

Q: His dalmatian dog is gone and he is too!
A: Dont worry, he will come back as soon as he finds his dog.

Q: He looks like he wants to kill me!
A: Congrats! You unlocked his INSANE MODE! He will want to kill you and if he fails he will go and kill half of your town. He is good at hiding it so dont worry about police. You can get him out of this mode by talking to him for a few hours.

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Problem:
I did not get DRAŽEN. I got some little cute kid that speaks only croatian!

Solution:
We send you a Little!Croatia! If you want you can send him back and your DRAŽEN will come in few days!

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He is actually quite polite, hospitable, caring and fun to be with, behind his egoistic facade.

If you want any other Yugotalian or your Yugotalian is broken call this number: 066-545-7878-22 .

So i saw some people do this and i was like why dont i try this with yugotalia?

im sory for my bad english1

DON’T REALLY CALL THAT NUMBER.

-Laura
-Delikuent (fixed typos)