Statuesque British knockout Ann Austin (41-25-37, W:H ratio 0.68, 5 ft 10 in, 145 lbs, 1937- ) modelled from 1957 to the mid-1960s. She was the first model to be featured in Harrison Marks’ famous Solo series (1958).
An observation: the years have been good to Monica Lewinsky (39C-27-38, W:H ratio 0.71, 5 ft 6 in, 159 lbs, 1973- ). One wonders about those measurements, though. They seem reasonable but given Ms. Lewinsky’s sheltering of her private life, it seems unlikely that she volunteered the information to anyone. So where exactly where do celebrities’ widely available personal statistics come from?
Grey-eyed redhead Lucy Collett (44J-32-44, W:H ratio 0.73, 5 ft 6 in, 190 lbs) was born in Warwick, England on March 3, 1989. She was the winner of The Sun newspaper’s roughly-annual Page 3 Idol competition in 2011. Around 2015 she experienced a significant weight gain. Before that, her measurements were reported by one source to be 40DD-26-38.
….no nipples but the most beautiful girl in the world …
Grey-eyed redhead Lucy Collett (44J-32-44, W:H ratio 0.73, 5 ft 6 in, 190 lbs) was born in Warwick, England on March 3, 1989. She was the winner of The Sun newspaper’s roughly-annual Page 3 Idol competition in 2011. Around 2015 she experienced a significant weight gain. Before that, her measurements were reported by one source to be 40DD-26-38.
I love to cook. Sometimes I follow a recipe, sometimes I don’t. But the truth is, if I welcome you into my home, then I welcome you into my heart, which conveniently comes catered. In this case of this blog, I found the recipe unique, and I don’t think it could ever be duplicated.
It includes:
1 Cheesy Blog URL
1 Chubby Pacific Northwest Gal
2 Breasts, 2 Thick thighs, & 1 Wobbly Midsection
Ample Fistfuls of Long Hair (split ends included)
1 1/2 Cups of Snark
2 Heaping Spoonfuls of Body Positivity
Stir in as much love, sex, and kink as the kitchen currently has in stock.
1 - 3 Cameras (depending on application)
Add a dash of grammar.
Stir just until mixed with handful intellectual dialogue and excellent pop culture references.
Simmer for 1 year 3 weeks and 2 days.
If you manage to find all of those ingredients, somehow you’ll turn around to find that you have been playing Spotify far too loud while doing your thing and somehow your kitchen became crowded with 10,000 of your best friends.
What?
Are you sure you want to eat this, because we could just order pizza?
Thank you so much for all the love you’ve shown me. I would love to be able to give some of that back. Send me a submission, you don’t even have to bust out your camera if you’ve already got your sweats on and Netflix queued. Send me an outtake you’ve been hanging onto. I’d love to see your beautiful selves, I want to celebrate with all of you.
Love,
CNW
Has Curvy Nerdy Wordy’s tumblr resurfaced under another name?
