“If you can write a check you can write a book” - Miss Piggy. I love Miss Piggy

“If you can write a check you can write a book” - Miss Piggy.

I love Miss Piggy. I know that’s probably a lame thing to admit, but I don’t care. I think she’s really funny! I love how ego-centric, selfish and self-important she is and how bitchy and bossy she is to Kermit – or as she calls him: Kermie.

InMiss Piggy’s Guide To Life she gives advice on everything from beauty to entertaining, fashion, exercise, romance and travel, and it’s sooo hilarious! I can’t wait to get her follow-up: Miss Piggy’s Rules: Swine-Tested Secrets for Catching Mr. Right, Keeping Him & Throwing Him Back When You’ve Had Enough (a spoof on the ridiculously desperate self-help book The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right).

Below are a few images from the book:

The authoress relaxing at home

How to get that tan-talizing beaches-and-cream complexion.

The “gift lift” stretching exercise.