“If you can write a check you can write a book” - Miss Piggy.
I love Miss Piggy. I know that’s probably a lame thing to admit, but I don’t care. I think she’s really funny! I love how ego-centric, selfish and self-important she is and how bitchy and bossy she is to Kermit – or as she calls him: Kermie.
InMiss Piggy’s Guide To Life she gives advice on everything from beauty to entertaining, fashion, exercise, romance and travel, and it’s sooo hilarious! I can’t wait to get her follow-up: Miss Piggy’s Rules: Swine-Tested Secrets for Catching Mr. Right, Keeping Him & Throwing Him Back When You’ve Had Enough (a spoof on the ridiculously desperate self-help book The Rules: Time-Tested Secrets for Capturing the Heart of Mr. Right).
Below are a few images from the book:
The authoress relaxing at home
How to get that tan-talizing beaches-and-cream complexion.
“I am aware that I have introduced big tits to the American film-going public and by insisting that big tits are the most important thing in the world, these audiences have begun to believe what I have always known.”
“It seemed to me that each one coveted what the other possessed. Joan envied Bette’s incredible talent, and Bette envied Joan’s seductive glamour.” – George Cukor, director.
Nowthis is a fantastic read. My favourite part was during the making of Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?. In the scene where Bette drags Joan’s almost-lifeless body across room, Joan secretly wore heavy weights underneath her long gown, seriously injuring Bette’s back as a result.
Here’s something from the “Old Hollywood power couples” file.
Random quote from each book. Left to right:
Gable and Lombard:
“My breasts, my breasts,’ moaned the platinum Venus as her nipples enlarged to the size of thimbles. ‘Oh please, please f*** me,’ she pleaded with the husky truck driver.” – Quote from Jean Harlow, which may or may not be total bullshit.
Tracy and Hepburn:
“My father—” he began, “John Edward Tracy – was a powerful man. In every way. Body and mind. He was in the trucking business most of his life– and he was kind of a truck himself. A hell of a worker…” - Spencer Tracy on his father, the truck.
Don’t ask me what all this is about trucks and truck driver. I’m honestly just opening the books at random pages!
Astaire & Rogers:
“On the day shooting was to begin, Judy made her appearance at MGM. She proceeded directly to the Barclays set and planted herself behind the camera as an observer. Her presence unsettled everyone in the company. Charles (Chuck) Walters, the director, couldn’t stand to have her there, obviously hostile and critical. He requested that she leave. Judy flatly refused. He applied physical strength and forcibly led her from the sound stage, barring her possible re-entry by posting a guard at the door. She struggled against his grip, loudly calling gutter curses at Ginger as she went.” - Ginger Rogers replaces Judy Garland in 'Barclays’.
You could say Judy was cursing like a truck driver! ha ha.
The day is Good Friday, 1958. A man staggers backwards in the elegant bedroom of a Beverly Hills house, dying from the lethal stab wound of a butcher’s knife. A glamorous screen goddess screams in alarm, a frightened fourteen-year-old stand and gapes, horrified, at the dead body on the floor. The man is Johnny Stompanato, the star Lana Turner and the girl her daughter – Cheryl Crane.
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