#actual quote from me and my boyfriend on call

Ash, watching a random YouTube video: It’s Mr Krabs…

Ash:[snorts]

Ash:What’s he doing?

Ash:[starts cackling] I wonder what crimes he’ll commit today!

Ash:[falls off his chair]

Clemont, watching the entire thing:…

James:MEOWTH IS THROWING MY SOCKS AT ME!

Jessie: [not believing him] Really?!

James:[gets hit in the face by a sock]

Jessie: Oh ok.

Ash: [drops a chip]

Ash:[catches it]

Clemont:Good catch!

Ash:…

Ash:I am Spider-Manly man man.

Clemont:What?!

James:With great power comes great beards.

Jessie:I love you.

James: I love you too.

Jessie:…

James:…

James:Conspiracy theory: Hittler had tits.

James:[singing all star] You’ll never know if you don’t go.

Jessie: [over the top] SHUT UP-

James:[DEAD ON TIME] NO!

James:YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T GLOW-

Meowth:Another example of you trying to show off for your boyfriend?

Jessie: No; another example of me throwing a twerp across the room.

Meowth:Who wears the pants in the relationship”?

Jessie:Well, probably me.

James:But I’m a big strong manly man man!

Jessie:Yes but…

Jessie: Behind every big strong manly man man is a big strong womanly woman woman.

Ash:I have a proper daddy- DADsneeze.

Clemont: [dies of laughter]

Clemont:What would our theme song be?

Ash:Thomas the Dank Engine

Clemont:[facepalms]

[Ash & Clemont playing “Who’s More Likely To”]

Ash: “Who’s most likely to get cold feet on our wedding day?”

Clemont: I’d never do that to you, ever. I’d never get cold feet-

Ash:Me, 100%.

Clemont:What?

Ash:Yeah, I sometimes have cold feet when we’re on dates together.

Clemont: [a bit hurt] Really…?

Ash:Yeah, that’s why I’m always getting socks!

Clemont:[realising] Wait-

Ash:Churches are cold so I’d probably need 3 pairs of socks to not get cold feet if we want to get married in one.

Clemont: Oh my fucking god-