#pokemon meowth

Lucky Meowth!

James:MEOWTH IS THROWING MY SOCKS AT ME!

Jessie: [not believing him] Really?!

James:[gets hit in the face by a sock]

Jessie: Oh ok.

Meowth:Another example of you trying to show off for your boyfriend?

Jessie: No; another example of me throwing a twerp across the room.

Meowth:Who wears the pants in the relationship”?

Jessie:Well, probably me.

James:But I’m a big strong manly man man!

Jessie:Yes but…

Jessie: Behind every big strong manly man man is a big strong womanly woman woman.

James:I think I lost Meowth.

Jessie: What? HOW?!

James:Give me a break, he’s like 2 inches tall.

Jessie:Die.

James: Please don’t die.

Jessie:DIE!

James:PLEASE DONT DIE!

Giovanni, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?

Meowth, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and want to accept it as their child.

Jessie:What if people had food names and food had people names?

James:Hey spaghetti, we’re having Giovanni for dinner.

Meowth:What is wrong with you two?

Jessie:Shut up, shrimp.

James:No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?

Meowth, sighing: Fine. We’re cowabunga.