#pokemon james
Shinichiro Miki
ROY MUSTANG fromFullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood(2009-2010)
SIR NIGHTEYE / MIRAI SASAKI fromMy Hero Academia(2016)
KOJIRO / JAMES fromPokemon (1997 - )
SASAKI KYOJIRO / ASSASSIN fromFate/stay night (2006)& Fate/stay night: Unlimited Blade Works (2014-2015)
AIKURO MIKISUGI from Kill la Kill (2013-2014)
KURZ WEBERfromFull Metal Panic!(2002)
ALLEN SCHEZARfromThe Vision of Escaflowne(1996)
ALADDINfromAladdin(1992) [Japanese Dub]
Prepare for trouble
Make it double
James:MEOWTH IS THROWING MY SOCKS AT ME!
Jessie: [not believing him] Really?!
James:[gets hit in the face by a sock]
Jessie: Oh ok.
James:With great power comes great beards.
Jessie:I love you.
James: I love you too.
Jessie:…
James:…
James:Conspiracy theory: Hittler had tits.
James:[singing all star] You’ll never know if you don’t go.
Jessie: [over the top] SHUT UP-
James:[DEAD ON TIME] NO!
James:YOU’LL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DON’T GLOW-
Meowth:Another example of you trying to show off for your boyfriend?
Jessie: No; another example of me throwing a twerp across the room.
Meowth:Who wears the pants in the relationship”?
Jessie:Well, probably me.
James:But I’m a big strong manly man man!
Jessie:Yes but…
Jessie: Behind every big strong manly man man is a big strong womanly woman woman.
Pokémon XY characters as Twitter quotes:
Ash:Proud to announce that I am making a bad decision but I’m not y’all what it is so you can’t stop me.
Serena:I hate flying insects man, you can fly FOR FREE. You could fly to any holiday destination of your choice but here you are in my face.
Clemont:Raising awareness about mental health! Mine is very, very bad. Thank you for listening.
Bonnie:Sorry for commenting “CURSED IMAGE” under the photo of your baby.
Jessie:All I ask is that you get to know me on a deep, intimate level while I resist and obstruct your every attempt to do so.
James:Bro I am straight up not livin la vida loca right now.
Malamar possessing Officer Jenny’s body: Aha what is up fellow humans? I only ask because I, as a human, care about other humans. Let’s all go do human things, ahaha.
Ash:You’re doing great.
Clemont:Don’t encourage this.
Team Rocket, eating popcorn: Shhh Science Twerp, let him continue.
James:That was so romantic, Jess.
Jessie:I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenerate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
James: I’m so in love with you.
Clemont:Stressed.
Serena:Depressed.
Ash:Possessed.
Bonnie:Obsessed.
Jessie:Impressed.
James:Chicken breast.
Everybody else:…
Jessie:What?
James:I just wanted to join in.
James:I think I lost Meowth.
Jessie: What? HOW?!
James:Give me a break, he’s like 2 inches tall.
Jessie:Die.
James: Please don’t die.
Jessie:DIE!
James:PLEASE DONT DIE!
Giovanni, confused: Why are they yelling at a plant?
Meowth, watching while eating popcorn: They bought it together and want to accept it as their child.
Jessie:What if people had food names and food had people names?
James:Hey spaghetti, we’re having Giovanni for dinner.
Meowth:What is wrong with you two?
Jessie:Shut up, shrimp.
James:You’re cute when you’re nice!
Jessie:[angrily] What am I when I’m not nice?
James: [without hesitation] Hot. Very hot.
James:No more making fun of me when I misuse dated cultural references, alright? Are we cowabunga on this?
Meowth, sighing: Fine. We’re cowabunga.
James: If you could be any Disney princess, who would you be?
Jessie:Sleeping beauty because I’m tired of your shit.
James:Jessie has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.
James:You need to react when people cry!
Jessie:I did. I rolled my eyes.
Jessie:Sorry, I can’t. Stress isn’t good for the baby.
Meowth:Hang on - what baby?!
Jessie:James.
Jessie:Killed a spider and now I feel a bit bad.
James:Give birth to a spider to make up for it.
James: Why did I say that?
Jessie:Whydid you say that?!
Jessie:Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
James:Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our relationship is founded?