okay my turn. dni if you: hate pink, are a dog person who is really weird about hating cats, are a cat person who is really weird about hating dogs, have ever seriously referred to hozier as a fae king/forest god, enjoy tumblr purple prose, have ever owned a poetry book written by an instagram poet, are good at video games, have ever been/are considered a “fandom leader”, hate thunderstorms at night, take your coffee with no milk or sugar, or had a witchcraft phase
