#ahahahahaha
i am. so sorry if i have ever used the phrase “i have an au where—” and led you to believe that there is an actual fic out there for you to read rather than, at best, a post where i explain the concept, and at worst it is simply something that lives in my brain
if it helps i also wish there was a fic
The mouse will have your head, @danaterrace
People on twitter are always like ‘there’s still people on tumblr?’… As if Twitter wasn’t full of stolen text posts, gifs and art originally posted here
They think that they’re doing an archeological dig but really they’re just walking into our houses picking up random stuff and saying “Wow, what a beautiful post! Shame that the people who made it died a long time ago :(((” While we stare at them from our dinner tables
@transgirl-link this was too fuckin funny to leave in the notes
Walks up to 3 polyamorous people and asks “so which of you goes to the frogs, which of you goes to the toads, and which of you goes to the newts”
Ron, Neville, Hermione.
OH NO HE KNOWS
asshole kid: thanks a lot
keith: my pleasure
asshole: the only reason youre here is bc of shiro
hunk in the fucking background after listening to every single word:
i‘m pretty sure i used this format wrong
Sure, we’d all like to think Clark Kent dresses like a cross between a soft nerd and a lumberjack, but if we’re going to be accurate and honor the fact that he grew up on a rural farm in middle America, we have to acknowledge that he probably wears camouflage baseball hats
this is what I mean
Clark left his Carhart jacket in the pickup.
I want to tell Greece what Voltaire told Catherine the Great: girl, if you’re sad about a man just find another man
Munday.
The best and unexpected part of this kitchen renovation? I have a quiet corner/workspace on the kitchen island where I can work on my writing.
And now that things are quieting down some…I’m back to writing my idiots once again.
❤️: what’s the working title?
: what were previous working titles/ideas?
: what is the title based on?
: how long have you been working on it?
: how has the idea changed between starting it and where it is now?
: where are you in the writing process?
: what are your MC names?
: give a brief character bio of your 3-5 MCs
❣️: which scene has been hardest to write so far?
: what has your favorite scene been?
: which future scene are you looking forward to writing?
: is it part of a series or standalone?
: what genre is it in?
: are you planning on publishing it? if so, how?
: give us a huge spoiler
: who has your favorite character arch? give a brief summary
: how is your style different in this work compared to previous ones? has it more shifted for the story or just developed in general?
tanuki-but-with-a-gun-deactivat:
shithead-returns-to-the-woods:
Don’t waste your money buying lottery tickets by life insurance on a logger your odds are better at winning money and it’s tax-free
Guess my choice to go into Forestry was good
This man is on 5 dimensional timewarp chess level
He is wasted as a logger
What episode of Letterkenny is this?
The whole thing is golden but the fucking punchline came straight outta left field and killed me.
top gun is great because tony scott was like “i want to make a movie about sunsets” and the us navy was like “No you’re gonna make recruitment propanganda for the navy” and val kilmer was like “the studio has tricked me, juilliard trained val kilmer, into being here, so i’m going to portray a closeted homosexual” and tom cruise was like “i’m in a ray bans commercial!”
PLEASE JUST SHOW ME THE CASSEROLE RECIPE
ok but
why do so many
of the season two promo pics
look like Spike, Angel, and Dru
are dropping a new album??
we are going to have to bring back “smex”
shrex
I will design 200 catchy and professional pinterest pins only for $5. https://www.fiverr.com/share/VNk0Vz
like hell you will