#aizawa x hizashi
Shinsou: Why is he doing the laundry so loudly?
Yamada: To let everyone know that no one helps around the house.
Aizawa in the distance: [slams the washing machine’s door]
Midnight: You look exhausted. Mic keep you up all night long? ;))
Aizawa: h,,ah ha yeah.
(3am)
Mic:[gruff cowboy voice] This blanket ain’t big enough for the two of us.
Aizawa: I’m going to give you one more chance to shut up.
Aizawa: I don’t suck at anything but apple sauce pouches
Mic: You sure about that-
Aizawa blushing in front of his students: Why-
Aizawa: You look pretty.
Yamada: *swerves around*
Yamada: What did you say?
Aizawa: Uhhh, I said you look shitty. Night Hizashi.
Yamada:;-;
pov parents’ evening on Thursday
Nedzu: Now Mic will read us the letter to AllMight.
Mic: **AHEM** *shifts nervously*
Mic: Dear AllMight, Your hair looks like a golden wheat field in a hurricane…
Mic: Your eyes are like 2 Froot Loops sitting at the bottom of a dark bowl….
Mic: Your figure, both small and large, is very perplexing. How does it do that???
Sincerely, GIRL HELP!
Midnight: What the…….. ???
Nedzu:UM…Mic...what happened to the L.O.V letter, the letter from the League of Villains??
Mic: I-I thought that was a TYPO??
Mic: I thought you wanted me to read a LOVE LETTER to AllMight??? *rubs eyes in embarrassment*
Aizawa: *through gritted teeth* So Hizashi…where did this letter come from???
Mic: I ..couldn’t find one so I just made it up!!!
Midnight: *falls from chair, cackling*
AllMight: While I’m touched, Yamada, does that even count as a love letter??
Aizawa: *packs up his things.* NO NO IT DOES NOT.
*storms out*
Midnight: Somebody’s touchy
Aizawa, in the living room: on a yoga ball
Yoga Ball:pops
Mic, from the kitchen: c'mon, shou! That was the third one!
Midnight, from the living room: don’t yell at him, mic! He just has cake!
Mic:is…
Mic: is that a spider?
Mic:oh
Mic: oh wait
Mic: it flies. We’re safe
Mic:
Mic: wAiT IT FUCKING FLIES?!—
So,,,
I did a thing! Hope you enjoy~
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Aizawa’s Nuts by sitting_under_starss
Fandoms:僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
M/M
Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Thirteen (My Hero Academia), Gay, Awkwardness, Awkward Flirting, Awkward Conversations, Awkward Tension, Mutual Pining, Pining, Crack, Light Angst
Summary
“Did something happen?” She ventures further, her head tilting.
Aizawa just shrugs. “Not really.”
"Not really? What does that mean?“
Aizawa huffs this time. And then he speaks, blunt as ever. "I woke up a few nights ago and saw ‘Zashi eating my nuts. That’s about it.”
Aizawa doesn’t understand why Kayama’s eyes light up. And he definitely is expecting what comes out of her mouth next.
—
(Or; Aizawa woke up and found Yamada eating his nuts. It’s not what you think.)
Mic: Don’t kill him!
Aizawa’s Kidnapper: I won’t as long as——
Mic: Not you! Shouta, honey, don’t kill him.
Aizawa: okay, but why didn’t Denki call me to bail him out?
Yamada: he… used his call order pizza…
Waiter: kids eat free!
Yamada: he’s 11 :)
Aizawa: I’m 31——
Yamada, looking at the menu: he’s 11
Aizawa: Seat warmers
Midnight: Butt warmers
Mic: ASS TOASTERS
Aizawa has a sweet tooth but doesn’t like chocolate. And, despite what people think, he takes his coffee with 2 cremes and 2 sugars.
It’s That Time of Year
https://archiveofourown.org/works/28310448
—–
“No.”
Yamada feels like he’s going to break. He put too much hope into this plan, he supposes. He told himself that Aizawa would agree when really there was a strong possibility that this rotten elf wouldn’t. “But—”
"No.“
"But, please—”
"I said, no.“ Aizawa’s voice comes out harsh, and cold. The warm office seems to lose all feeling of comfort. Happiness draining out and tense, suffocating anxiety seeping in.
Yamada stands up abruptly, nearly tripping over the chair legs, and heads towards the door. He opens the door and steps out, and all is quiet until he finally speaks up, his voice cold and sad and angry, and yet also devoid of emotion. Numb.
"You disgust me.”
—–
Wow, uh, I’ve been working on this for the past… four days? It’s 7k and I’m pretty proud of it.
Anyways, Merry Christmas everyone!
Midnight and Eraserhead are trans
Aizawa: what do you have?
Nezu: a knife!
Literally all of UA:NO!
Mic: *sigh* what the fuck
Aizawa: mood, but are you OK?
Day 15 - Present Mic x painting
Do I make one for myself now or what haha also does anyone want it? Would be kinda funny to sell lol
