#bnha incorrect quotes
american exchange student to UA:
aizawa: so,,,,,whats your quirk
student:its called Gun
aizawa: and what does it do?
student: it means i have a Gun
Denki:hi
Denki, 10 minutes later: there’s no reason the alphabet has to be in order.
Bakugou: holy SHIT why would you say that???
Denki, sniffing: no one said hi back…
Kaminari: If there is a shampoo for kids that does not stings eyes, then why they make for adults a shampoo that stings eyes?
Bakugou: Because you grew up and nobody feel sorry for you anymore! Be thankful that you generally have something to wash your empty head with! Just wash and cry. Wash and cry!
Small Might built different
Endeavor: I was told you got important information from your fight with Dabi.
Hawks: Dabi.. his real name is…
Hawks:[redacted]
Hawks, gasping: Is this happening to me too!?
— daily life of todoroki shoto part 1
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My take on last week’s episode
Waiter: [hands Uraraka her bill] your bill, miss
Uraraka:[places down uno reverse card] here you go
Class 1-A as cursed images
Eri: Mr.Deku?
Midoriya: Yes Eri?
Eri: What does Bakugou do to kids?
Midoriya: *war flashbacks*
Shinsou: You are under my control. Step out of the ring.
Midoriya: K, let me check with One for All.
Shinsou:…It’s not a choice-
Midoriya: They said no.
Kaminari, texting Bakugou: Hey does the 5 second rule apply to soup????
Kaminari:
KaminarI:
Kaminari: BAKUGOU HURRY IT’S BEEN 3 SECONDS
Midoriya: [putting on sunscreen]
Bakugou: [cough] Lil bitch
Midoriya: You think you’re tougher than the sun? The sun?
Kidnapper: We have your son.
Hawks: I don’t have a son?
Kidnapper: Then why did someone wearing a knockoff Deadpool mask just make us cut the crusts off his sandwiches?
Hawks:Oh my god you have my boyfriend.
Kaminari: Why are we lying down?
Kirishima: You took a hard hit and you were knocked unconscious so I lied down next to you so everybody would think we were chillin’.
Spinner: How far do you burns go?
Dabi: They-
Hawks: Oh, he’s got them everywhere. There’s some on his upper chest, a few on his sides, one on his upper thigh, one on each hip-
Spinner:
Dabi:
Hawks:
Hawks: *gets down on one knee*
Dabi: Oh my god! It’s finally happening!
Hawks:*falls over*
Dabi: The poison is kicking in!
Mirko, over the phone: Hey, are you still going tonight?
Hawks: Sorry, I can’t. I’ve got a guy over tonight.
Mirko: Oh, okay.
Mirko, not over the phone: Hawks can’t come; he’s got a D appointment.
Edgeshot: Don’t you mean an ass appointment?
Mirko: Does Hawks look like a fucking top to you?
Hawks:
Aizawa: I wasn’t that drunk last night!
Midnight: You asked Mic if he was single.
Aizawa: So? I’m his husband.
Midnight: You then started crying when he said he was married.
Todoroki: I have heterochromia.
Midoriya: But… :(. That’s okay you love who you love and I’ll support you!-
Todoroki: What are you talking about? Why are you crying?
Endeavor:*looking for Hawks in a big crowd*
Endeavor, sighing: Dammit. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Endeavor: HERE COME DAT BOI.
The entire crowd: O SHIT WHADDUP.
Endeavor: Dammit.
Ashido, trying to learn french: Okay, I think that’s enough vowels, right?
Aoyama: Youe fooule… youe insouelente cowuerde…
Kirishima: You are one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos!
Sero: That is the most hopeful thing I’ve ever heard.
Kaminari: But what if I die tomorrow and never get any nachos?
Ashido: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day!
Bakugou: Get out.
Kaminari: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them?
Shinsou, watching Mei screaming, Bakugou trying to set a sleeping Midoriya on fire, and Monoma choking on air: I don’t know either.
Hatsume: Shinsou is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.
Shinsou: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.
Todoroki: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.
Bakugou:What?
Todoroki: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?
4 year old Midoriya: I think I’m falling for you.
4 year oldBakugou: Then get up.
Midoriya, to Kirishima: You know, Bakugou can be really aggressive, so it’s important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Midoriya: *blows airhorn at Bakugou* GET FUCKED!
