#incorrect bnha quotes
Once again, I have turned one of @incorrect-bkdk-quotes’s posts into a comic. Honestly these text posts are what’s keeping me going as an artist, currently. Thank you for making me laugh hard enough to draw out a full comic ❤️
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Kirishima: Yo guys Denki is in the pool and I don’t think he’s waterproof
Shinsou:what
Jirou: I think he means Kaminari is drowning
Shinsou: oh ok
Shinsou:
Shinsou: WAIT WHAT-
Kaminari: I think I’m pretty funny. Actually, pretty and funny. I won twice.
Shinsou: I can reluctantlyconfirm.
Recovery Girl: You need to stop getting yourself injured. You’re absolutely reckless.
Midoriya: Kaminari is in here just as often as I am! Why don’t you lecture him?!
Recovery Girl: Because unlike you, Kaminari doesn’t just visit me when he needs me to heal him.
Midoriya:Eh? What else does he come here for, tea?
Kaminari, barging through the door with a tray of tea: Hey, RG! Sorry I’m late- got caught up with wrangling Bakugou again.
Midoriya:EEEHHH?!
Bakugou, trying to be nice: I guess your hair isn’t so shitty.
Kirishima, trying to stay calm: Thanks I grew it myself.
Kaminari:Don’t forget to lift with your legs, Kacchan.
Bakugou: I know how to lift, Pikachu. I’ve been carrying you idiots since we’ve enrolled.
Kaminari: Yeah, but you’ve also been crushing everyone’s dreams, spirits and bodies, dude.
Dabi: Did you get injured or something? That’s a lot of blood.
Toga: Don’t worry. It’s not my blood.
Dabi:What do you mean ‘Don’t worry’? Of course I’m gonna worry, Hawks is coming over in 5 minutes. What are we supposed to tell him? That it’s ketchup?
[Later]
Hawks: Is that blood on you, Toga?
Dabi:No, its ketchup.
Toga: Shiggy got mad and threw his chicken nugget sauce at me earlier.
Hawks:…
Hawks: Do you think he has any left over? I brought fried chicken.
Midoriya: I’m going to go out there and save some lives. I will not let a technicality stop me.
Iida: You mean the law?
Midoriya: Yes, god, I hate that word.
Aizawa: Why do I have to teach a class of rowdy hero hopefuls? I got up in the morning, isn’t that enough?
Present Mic: You could always expel 1-A, if you’re that tired.
Aizawa: Blasphemous. How could you suggest such an idea!? Don’t you see their potential?!
Kaminari: I’m really not feeling like my usual happy, dumbass self today.
Todoroki: Sending vibes.
Kaminari:…
Kaminari: Are they good vibes?
Todoroki: They’re vibes. Take what you can get.
Katsuki: I am god.
Mitsuki: You’re three and a little shit. Now sit down and eat your dinner.
[Bakusquad & Dekusquad team up for a plan]
Midoriya: Now that you know the plan, does anyone have any questions?
Dekusquad:…
Sero: Is this legal?
Ashido: How do you know more about my acid then I do?
Kirishima: Why does it seem like you’ve killed someone before?
Bakugou: What the fuck, Deku?
Midoriya: Does anybody have any relevant questions? Kaminari?
Kaminari, putting his hand down: When is the lunch break?
Bakugou: This is the one time I’m cooking you anything so what do you want?
Kaminari: I’ll have the rabbit stew, please.
Bakugou, narrowing his eyes: If this is just so you can make a joke about a hare being in your soup I’ll blast your head off.
Kaminari, sweatdropping:…
Kaminari: I’ll have chicken nuggets.
american exchange student to UA:
aizawa: so,,,,,whats your quirk
student:its called Gun
aizawa: and what does it do?
student: it means i have a Gun
Kirishima: I have lost my bro, Bakugou. Have you seen him?
Old woman: What does he look like?
Kirishima: *sobs* beautiful
todoroki: where’s the yoghurt? i thought you went to the store?
midoriya: *incoherent mumbling*
todoroki:huh?
midoriya: iT WAS ON THE TOP SHELF.
todoroki:
midoriya: I COULDN’T REACH IT.
All Might: *speaking in english*
Kaminari: I can speak English too :D
All Might: Really? Let’s hear!
Kaminari: Bonjour mon ami, vous êtes une belle grenouille~
All Might: *opens google translate*
Kaminari:
All Might: I’m flattered you think I’m a beautiful frog, but that’s French
Kaminari:
All Might:
Kaminari:Oh
midoriya:“where are you?”
bakugou: “omw back from the grocery store. y do u ask?”
midoriya: “you took me to the store with you???”
bakugou:
bakugou:SHIT.
Uraraka: I told Bakugou his ears turn red when he lies and now I can tell if he’s really lying.
Deku: What? How?
Uraraka: Watch this.
Uraraka: Bakugou, do you love us?
Bakugou: [covering his ears] No.
deku: how do you describe a relationship that’s really complicated?
uraraka: …a love / hate relationship?
deku: that’s what i thought too
deku, turning around: tell her what you said
bakugou:
bakugou: fuck you / fuck me.
